Favorite position in the sack and why!
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shockandawelifter
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1.Donkey Punch
You have sex in doggy style.. just before you jizz you put your sausage
into her butt and you hit her on the back of the head hard enough so she
fells unconscious and squizes her ass , the feeling is incredible.
2.Dog in Bathtub
You are nailing her in the butt and when you are doing this you squize your
balls inside too. Its a extremly difficult position just like trying to
wash a dog in the bathtub.
3.Wild Horse
You have sex in doggy style.. then you grab her by the tits as hard as you can and start calling
her a big fat stupid biach. She will then try to escape , when she is escaping
you will feel like you are riding a wild horse.
4.Dirty Sanchez / Hitler
When you have sex in doggy style you push ur finger in her back hole and you
pull it betwen her nose and lips so it leaves a brown trail.
The girl now looks like dirty sanchez or hitler.
Wild horse is a good position too use after this.
5.Afterburner
You can do this in missionary or doggy style. Before you jizz you fart
really hard and light the fart with your lighter.. The force that is
released allows you to penetrate 3cm deeper.
6.Angry Dragon
When you are getting a head you jizz in her mouth.. just before she swallows
hit her really hard on the back of the head so she blows it trough her
nose , during this she is supposed to look like a angry dragon that is
blowing fire.
7.Suprize from Santa
When your doing her when she is turned towards you whisper in her ear:
I have a suprize for you...
Then pull your ding out fast and ram it up her butt and say: HO HO HO
Santa is here.
You have sex in doggy style.. just before you jizz you put your sausage
into her butt and you hit her on the back of the head hard enough so she
fells unconscious and squizes her ass , the feeling is incredible.
2.Dog in Bathtub
You are nailing her in the butt and when you are doing this you squize your
balls inside too. Its a extremly difficult position just like trying to
wash a dog in the bathtub.
3.Wild Horse
You have sex in doggy style.. then you grab her by the tits as hard as you can and start calling
her a big fat stupid biach. She will then try to escape , when she is escaping
you will feel like you are riding a wild horse.
4.Dirty Sanchez / Hitler
When you have sex in doggy style you push ur finger in her back hole and you
pull it betwen her nose and lips so it leaves a brown trail.
The girl now looks like dirty sanchez or hitler.
Wild horse is a good position too use after this.
5.Afterburner
You can do this in missionary or doggy style. Before you jizz you fart
really hard and light the fart with your lighter.. The force that is
released allows you to penetrate 3cm deeper.
6.Angry Dragon
When you are getting a head you jizz in her mouth.. just before she swallows
hit her really hard on the back of the head so she blows it trough her
nose , during this she is supposed to look like a angry dragon that is
blowing fire.
7.Suprize from Santa
When your doing her when she is turned towards you whisper in her ear:
I have a suprize for you...
Then pull your ding out fast and ram it up her butt and say: HO HO HO
Santa is here.
Richard Shagwell
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Damn I love these threads! I am fucking horny and laughing at the same time!
Smilee21
Exotic is Erotic...
Wow... Um okay!!!
I really wish I wasnt a visual person, I didn't like reading these. Lol
ouch, sounds rough and very dirty!!!!!!!
shockandawelifter
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not srs i found it online, I didnt think you all would take it so serious.
I prefer furniture supported doggy style. A waist high bed works best. if i really want to impress the chick ill bust out the helicopter move
I prefer furniture supported doggy style. A waist high bed works best. if i really want to impress the chick ill bust out the helicopter move
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darkside06
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^Ditto!
Smilee21
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shockandawelifter
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this is an accurate depiction....i prefer less clapping push ups and more spinning....
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iwannabod
Pain is for losers
The best and most sensual position I have ever found is sitting on a couch. I am on the bottom, she is on top on her knees facing me. Gently she is rocking up and down and I time my thrusts to coinside with her downward movements. It is great because you are facing each other and can kiss or play with her breasts/ butt whatever. I have had a couple women say they had never c** vaginally before they tried this move.
Helicopter: WTF? Sex is supposed to be fun not a workout.
BHE? What the hell is that?
Standing while she is laying on the bed: I like this too but several of the women I have been with had not. Apparenly I reach to far in and it hit their cervix to hard.
Helicopter: WTF? Sex is supposed to be fun not a workout.
BHE? What the hell is that?
Standing while she is laying on the bed: I like this too but several of the women I have been with had not. Apparenly I reach to far in and it hit their cervix to hard.
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shockandawelifter
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my helicopter scared her off
bigherm2121
just a Lil guy!!!
Lol that's hilarious!!
VirginMuscle
Enrolled at Ology College
The position I usually end up in starts from doggy style and then I push the girl flat on the bed. I hold myself up with my arms in a pushup position and dip in and out. I don't know the name for this position but it always gets them off. You need a lot of endurance to keep this one up for a while.
If the girl is really flexible I spread her legs out as far as possible and hit it from the back standing at the edge of the bed.
My other favorite is the crab position where I put my hands on the back of her thighs and push them together to make it feel even tighter. Really wish my girl was here right now lol
If the girl is really flexible I spread her legs out as far as possible and hit it from the back standing at the edge of the bed.
My other favorite is the crab position where I put my hands on the back of her thighs and push them together to make it feel even tighter. Really wish my girl was here right now lol
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