First ever cycle! Need help :)

[Dark_Side]

you need real food not shakes. eat food every 2-3 hours and take those shakes inbetween meals to tie you over.
roids aren't going to help you unless your eating.

 

[angryboxer]

listen bro...you still are not eating....drop the pussy fuckin shakes and eat some real food and then you might gain....and we are all body biulders...

name calling wont get you any help...if you want advice then man the fuck up and listen to experience but from the sounds of it your body biulder friend knows all so I dont even know wtf your doing here

I, too, struggled with weight gain in my early years as a teen. No matter how much I ate, I couldn't surpass 150 lbs and I used to envy other kids who out grew me, until I started some serious weight training with lots of ,dirty or not, calorie intake, and with a huge help of creatine, I leaped over 25 - 30 lbs over the summer, then there was a rumor going around school saying I was on steroids... come on, not like these days, a high school kid juicing back in early 1990's is unheard of so it's baseless. Regardless, gaining weight naturally for anyone is possible in my experience, and I agree with Cobra and the rest, that you're on this forum looking for advice- they didn't come to your house soliciting advice to you, so take what you can with a grain of salt and hang around long enough make some friends. Welcome!

BTW, I, too, started with 3 - 4 protein shakes a day and crossed my fingers that I'd gain weight, but it didn't work for me either. Try more solid food instead. Tons of info about that here among others! Good Luck!

 

[glubgawd]

For one I stated that I have a friend who is an ACTUAL body builder and does competitions unlike you. I never said he knew everything, that is just you being ignorant. And 6000 calories is 6000 calories reguardless if it comes from a protein shake or not. I came here to ask ONE simple question about my post cycle therapy (pct) and no one answered it. For the people who weren't assholes and politely said to eat more... thank you I do appreciate it. And to Fags like cobra strike... unless you say shit I want to hear then shut the fuck up cause I'm not gonna listen to your dumbass. If this cycle doesn't work as well as I intend then it doesn't and I will learn from a small mistake.

Your make believe pro bodybuilder friend helped you out with that shitty ass diet? And somehow made the pro ranks without knowing about the basics of post cycle therapy (pct)? Sure bro

 

[Drewsifer69]

You are a fukin idiot....go drink your gay ass protien shakes and suck your "actual competing body biulders' cock some more...maybe you can get some added protien...and if you dont know about the simplest part of a cycle...post cycle therapy (pct)...that just shows how much lack of knowledge you really have....good luck with your training or lack there of you dumb fuckin hard headed newb hahahaha

LOL I didn't expect you to be so immature. And of course I don't know alot about post cycle therapy (pct) because like I said IT IS MY "FIRST" cycle you fuckin moron. Looks like your the one lacking a brain... maybe you have used to much gear already? after all you claim to be the cheif of the gear police which sounds gayer than aids and makes you look like a douche even more

 

[Drewsifer69]

I, too, struggled with weight gain in my early years as a teen. No matter how much I ate, I couldn't surpass 150 lbs and I used to envy other kids who out grew me, until I started some serious weight training with lots of ,dirty or not, calorie intake, and with a huge help of creatine, I leaped over 25 - 30 lbs over the summer, then there was a rumor going around school saying I was on steroids... come on, not like these days, a high school kid juicing back in early 1990's is unheard of so it's baseless. Regardless, gaining weight naturally for anyone is possible in my experience, and I agree with Cobra and the rest, that you're on this forum looking for advice- they didn't come to your house soliciting advice to you, so take what you can with a grain of salt and hang around long enough make some friends. Welcome!

BTW, I, too, started with 3 - 4 protein shakes a day and crossed my fingers that I'd gain weight, but it didn't work for me either. Try more solid food instead. Tons of info about that here among others! Good Luck!

THANK YOU! This is actual positive feedback. I appreciate you actually trying to "help" me instead of being a dick like most the people here. Your story sounds extremly similiar to mine

 

[Drewsifer69]

Your make believe pro bodybuilder friend helped you out with that shitty ass diet? And somehow made the pro ranks without knowing about the basics of post cycle therapy (pct)? Sure bro

You 2 are an idiot like cobra... I never even asked my friend about steroid use yet because I figured this forum would be better but I guess I was wrong. So get off cobras dick and shut your mouth

 

[Cobra Strike]

LOL I didn't expect you to be so immature. And of course I don't know alot about post cycle therapy (pct) because like I said IT IS MY "FIRST" cycle you fuckin moron. Looks like your the one lacking a brain... maybe you have used to much gear already? after all you claim to be the cheif of the gear police which sounds gayer than aids and makes you look like a douche even more

Im gonna set all the flame aside for a change....your 22 and I bet you dont even know what is going on with your own hormones right now....your to young to be even attempting aas and you havent done enough research. You can mess your endocrine system up pretty bad right now and end up on testosterone replacement therapy (TRT) for the rest of your life. You need alot of help and resorting to aas is not the answer for you. If you want a real diet then get on the diet forum and post up your stats and goals...there are guys on there with a wealth full of knowledge that will get you making massive gains off just food. Im not trying to piss you off by saying your diet is crap but it is bro. As far as competing goes...any one that wants to can...Im not in the gym to compete....im in the gym for me and my goals in my life and to get where I want to get...if I wanted to compete bro I garantee you I could....but either way you just need to work on your diet and trust folks on here...

 

[glubgawd]

You 2 are an idiot like cobra... I never even asked my friend about steroid use yet because I figured this forum would be better but I guess I was wrong. So get off cobras dick and shut your mouth

You figured that a random public forum would be a better steroid information source than a pro fucking bodybuilder? And you think I'M the idiot? Wow dude....you got issues.

Also, all those gay references are kinda starting to make you seem homo....sounds like you enjoy picturing a dudes cock in another guys mouth....

Fuck you man. I'm a pro yoga master. You should have been nicer to me - I'd have let you pop a boner while watching me my downward dog.

 

[Cobra Strike]

You 2 are an idiot like cobra... I never even asked my friend about steroid use yet because I figured this forum would be better but I guess I was wrong. So get off cobras dick and shut your mouth

oh...and if you havent noticed...everyone here is telling you the same thing...why cant you just open your eyes and make a change???

 

[angryboxer]

THANK YOU! This is actual positive feedback. I appreciate you actually trying to "help" me instead of being a dick like most the people here. Your story sounds extremly similiar to mine

Honestly, I, too, had run-ins with members in the beginning because I wasn't getting the answers I was looking for. Just be a little more patient and put yourself out there, and as you'll see, you'll get what you are looking for and these mods & vets are really cool folks here. IMO, "good or bad", these people care enough to sound off their opinions and knowledge to you so "You'll be alright!"

I also came here with preconceived notion of AAS and logics I've heard from so called "veteran" in the gym or a friend of a friend, but spend some time here, and you'll realize whatever advice you got from those people doesn't hold any water. That's what youre here to find out "A fact check" so to speak

 

[Drewsifer69]

Im gonna set all the flame aside for a change....your 22 and I bet you dont even know what is going on with your own hormones right now....your to young to be even attempting aas and you havent done enough research. You can mess your endocrine system up pretty bad right now and end up on testosterone replacement therapy (TRT) for the rest of your life. You need alot of help and resorting to aas is not the answer for you. If you want a real diet then get on the diet forum and post up your stats and goals...there are guys on there with a wealth full of knowledge that will get you making massive gains off just food. Im not trying to piss you off by saying your diet is crap but it is bro. As far as competing goes...any one that wants to can...Im not in the gym to compete....im in the gym for me and my goals in my life and to get where I want to get...if I wanted to compete bro I garantee you I could....but either way you just need to work on your diet and trust folks on here...

I am impressed. At first I thought you were just being saying that stuff to be an asshole. It takes a real man to set differences aside especially after I said what I said back to you. You are right and I had no idea that this stuff could fuck up my endocrine system. I just hang out with guys who have alot of bulk and I guess I wanted a way to catch up fast and look like them. I will take everyones advice and post-pone using aas and concentrate more on my diet. Ill cut down the protein shakes and put in more solid foods. I hereby apologise for losing my cool. I wasn't open minded before.

 

[Drewsifer69]

You figured that a random public forum would be a better steroid information source than a pro fucking bodybuilder? And you think I'M the idiot? Wow dude....you got issues.

Also, all those gay references are kinda starting to make you seem homo....sounds like you enjoy picturing a dudes cock in another guys mouth....

Fuck you man. I'm a pro yoga master. You should have been nicer to me - I'd have let you pop a boner while watching me my downward dog.

Still don't like you because you just seem like an instigator... and yeah I figured a random forum focused on the subject of steroids would be better than listening to just one person. So from now on just please shut up cause your childish talk of homosexuality gets old

 

[Drewsifer69]

Honestly, I, too, had run-ins with members in the beginning because I wasn't getting the answers I was looking for. Just be a little more patient and put yourself out there, and as you'll see, you'll get what you are looking for and these mods & vets are really cool folks here. IMO, "good or bad", these people care enough to sound off their opinions and knowledge to you so "You'll be alright!"

I also came here with preconceived notion of AAS and logics I've heard from so called "veteran" in the gym or a friend of a friend, but spend some time here, and you'll realize whatever advice you got from those people doesn't hold any water. That's what youre here to find out "A fact check" so to speak

Thanks again. You seem very knowledgable and helpful.

 

[glubgawd]

Still don't like you because you just seem like an instigator... and yeah I figured a random forum focused on the subject of steroids would be better than listening to just one person. So from now on just please shut up cause your childish talk of homosexuality gets old

You know you want me to rub this sweaty chewbacca chest all over your face. You aint gotta keep hiding in the closet here. It might be called "steroidology" but it's really an internet down low forum.

And I'm not instigating anything - go check the first page. You're the kid who lost his shit and started crying cuz someone didn't tell you what you wanna hear. I'm just showing you how annoying it is when someone keeps responding to you in immature and retarded ways.

I'm honestly so sick an tired of kids like you and the bullshit stories you tell. That's like me saying "Oh I posted on a computer forum for advice on my comp cuz I thought it'd be better than asking my homie Bill Gates."

 

[angryboxer]

Thanks again. You seem very knowledgable and helpful.

I'm a noob myself... we all learn together in this learning experience.

 

[Drewsifer69]

You know you want me to rub this sweaty chewbacca chest all over your face. You aint gotta keep hiding in the closet here. It might be called "steroidology" but it's really an internet down low forum.

And I'm not instigating anything - go check the first page. You're the kid who lost his shit and started crying cuz someone didn't tell you what you wanna hear. I'm just showing you how annoying it is when someone keeps responding to you in immature and retarded ways.

I'm honestly so sick an tired of kids like you and the bullshit stories you tell. That's like me saying "Oh I posted on a computer forum for advice on my comp cuz I thought it'd be better than asking my homie Bill Gates."

You are the definition of an instigator! The first post you made was on how I lied about what I eat... you provided no information that was helpful so just shut the fuck up and forget about this post. you are childish and immature

 

[Cobra Strike]

You know you want me to rub this sweaty chewbacca chest all over your face. You aint gotta keep hiding in the closet here. It might be called "steroidology" but it's really an internet down low forum.

And I'm not instigating anything - go check the first page. You're the kid who lost his shit and started crying cuz someone didn't tell you what you wanna hear. I'm just showing you how annoying it is when someone keeps responding to you in immature and retarded ways.

I'm honestly so sick an tired of kids like you and the bullshit stories you tell. That's like me saying "Oh I posted on a computer forum for advice on my comp cuz I thought it'd be better than asking my homie Bill Gates."

last time you rubbed your sweaty chest in my face I about drowned!!

 

[glubgawd]

You are the definition of an instigator! The first post you made was on how I lied about what I eat... you provided no information that was helpful so just shut the fuck up and forget about this post. you are childish and immature

Actually, I pointed out that you're NOT eating the 6k+ cals you claimed. Which you're not. Go look at your shitty ass diet into fitday and you'll see that even with your 3k+ cals in shakes (which isn't anywhere near the same effect as eating that in food - something else your "bodybuilder friend" should know) you're not anywhere near that. Definitely not OVER 6k+.

That's why you still look like an anorexic high school cheerleader.

Oh - and next time you wanna lie and tell stories on an internet forum, don't get all pissed and cry when someone calls you on your bullshit.

However, even though you're a total douche bag - i'd still let you lick my nipples if you asked nicely. What can I say? I'm into the Guantanamo Bay prisoner look

 

[Drewsifer69]

Actually, I pointed out that you're NOT eating the 6k+ cals you claimed. Which you're not. Go look at your shitty ass diet into fitday and you'll see that even with your 3k+ cals in shakes (which isn't anywhere near the same effect as eating that in food - something else your "bodybuilder friend" should know) you're not anywhere near that. Definitely not OVER 6k+.

That's why you still look like an anorexic high school cheerleader.

Oh - and next time you wanna lie and tell stories on an internet forum, don't get all pissed and cry when someone calls you on your bullshit.

However, even though you're a total douche bag - i'd still let you lick my nipples if you asked nicely. What can I say? I'm into the Guantanamo Bay prisoner look

Once again you prove to be completely immature. And the facts stand true. I clamied to consume over 6000 calories daily which I am. Protein shake or not 6000 caloies is 6000 calories you dumb fuck. Just stop being immature, grow up, and please save your homosexual comments for someone else because however clever you think they are, they just sound dumb

 

[angryboxer]

...i'd still let you lick my nipples if you asked nicely. What can I say? I'm into the Guantanamo Bay prisoner look[/QUOTE]

Sweaty chest = sweaty nipples? .. Ugh! I'm not down wit dat! LOL

Ain't nothing like a thug life! LOL
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