Fucking GNC salesman piss me off

Roidrage81

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Man I can't stand when I go into GNC and know exactly what I want, just the regular 100% Whey protein 5 LB jug for $30.00. However, the salesman approaches me and tries selling me the "better" result protein for double the price and 3 lbs. He indicates it has twice the protein per serving, however, when you look at the servings one is 2 scoops and the higher protein is 4 scoops. Then he tries telling me you will gain 20lbs with this stuff. He says, "this is what I'm using." In the meantime he is fat and not even fit. I was like no thankyou, I'm good bro.
Then he says follow me and brings me over to this shelf and indicates that the Creakick pills will make me all veiny and huge for $89.99! I was like hell no man I'm good cause' that stuff don't even work! I'm happy where I'm at 185 just looking to get to 200. Anyways, I tell him bro layoff and end up checking out.
 
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You shouldn't have to buy supplements at GNC. There are so many options of online stores that are a lot cheaper than GNC.

There are also protein powders that are alot better than Optimum Nutrition 100% Whey that cost less or the same as what you are currently paying.
 
i got to say 3 thing about gnc

1. guys that going to sell you are fats or never do it a single pushup in their life so no fit

2.they know a shit about the product they are selling

3. they are going to try to sell you the gnc brands insted the one that you want because they get a % for the gnc products they sell

example;;if you go to gnc and want a iso mass xtreme weight gainer that cost like 50.00 for 10 lbs and you can use it for 30 days..he came with the gnc wieight gainer that are 6lb "4 minus of the other brand" and cost like 60.00 "10 .00 $ more" and are for only 12 to 14 dys of use so " 4 days minus"

and he said that the other one are better than the one you want

gnc seller go to hell you know a shit you only want to get your % $$ trying to sell only gnc brands

so gnc sucks:shoot5:
 
I hate them and have been there too. 6 or 7 months back I also went in for protein & ended up spending $50 on some shit even tho I was on cycle. After I left all I could think was bow retarded I was & shouldve spent the $ on another vial of test or EQ

I say fuck em order online & don't even bother with that place
 
Don't ever throw the digital scales they have through the bay window!!!! It will cost U $1253.00!! Trust me, I know that to be true, needless to say, I don't go to gnc nomo!! Supplement Kingdom doesn't have windows and they are alot cheaper and better IMO!
 
LoL that's actually tempting me to go back and do the same. Fn store manager is a fat overweight fuck who didn't know what glutamine was
 
They all are a pack of numb-nuts, that don't know their ass from a hole in the ground!!
 
yea i usually order from supplement kingdom but i got dry out of protein and was in a needy situation. so i decided to give GNC a trip but what a mistake that was!Never again! Some people are retarded and spend more money on GNC shit trying to get big when they could do a cycle for cheaper :goof:
 
yea i usually order from supplement kingdom but i got dry out of protein and was in a needy situation. so i decided to give GNC a trip but what a mistake that was!Never again! Some people are retarded and spend more money on GNC shit trying to get big when they could do a cycle for cheaper :goof:

Cycles arent that easy to get a hold of.... I guess once you have a source its a no brainer, but for folks like me, Im ass outta luck until then.
 
GNC stands for Guys w/No Clue.....i have been there too. all i want is protein that i know works for me and they try to sell me something else. it gets so old. they dont know anything. i have asked many questions that they dont have any clue about.
 
and whats up with their creakic pills for $89.99 for one month supply? Damn is all I gotta say. He called it, "the magical creatine pill." You will gain 15lbs in a month with it :bsflag:
 
Don't ever throw the digital scales they have through the bay window!!!! It will cost U $1253.00!! Trust me, I know that to be true, needless to say, I don't go to gnc nomo!! Supplement Kingdom doesn't have windows and they are alot cheaper and better IMO!

ROFLMAO!

oh and the last time i was in a GNC some fat girl with horrible skin tried to tell me about nutrition... hmmm
 
You shouldn't have to buy supplements at GNC. There are so many options of online stores that are a lot cheaper than GNC.

There are also protein powders that are alot better than Optimum Nutrition 100% Whey that cost less or the same as what you are currently paying.

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All I got from my local GNC was a stiffy. Hot babe working there. Unfortunately she talked me into buying some bs.
All I do like about that store is when they have stuff on clearence and that happens alot with how slow they are..
Bought some Dark Rage for 17.. nice..
 
I'm not going to smack a brand, but if you wanted professional advice you wouldn't get it from someone making 8 bucks an hour. Right?

Tell them that. It is fun!:jump:
 
I only go there to get Mega Men Vitamins. My experience is a bit different though. The guy that works there is an older guy with autism or something i dunno, but the information the guy knows is just overwhelming. He likes to talk. I'll go in there to get vitamins and end up spending like an hour listening to facts, theories, and ingredient combinations and what each one does. It was informing at first, but got irritating real quick.
 
Gnc blows. I work on a marine base and can go to the gym and buy Syntha-6 for 25 dollars a tub when GNC wants 45.00 a tub.
Did go in one in the mall about a month ago with a buddy and had this stupid ass girl behind the counter write down for her manager that they needed to check on getting some Dbol and winn tablets.
I laughed like hell when i left.
 
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