HELP Cops = Trouble!!

yoyojfiz said:
numb the amount of test i had
will be close to like 100g i that doesnt even qualify for use (its to much for one peroson to use in there eyes)
atleast according to that chart
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not proud of this lol but My whole family are convicts, every single person in my family has been to jail or been arrested so im kinda good with the legal system.. I wish I could say for sure if youll be alright but that powder did fuck you. I STILL think you will be ok though.


My lawyer is my business partner, we talk all the time so I know how to get out of these things.

#1 get a lawyer
#2 Tell your lawyer to go with this approach, seriously. You tried already prepared steroids for a while, didnt like to results, even got sick so you wanted to make your own so you know what your injecting. The smallest quantity your steroid supplier sold was 100g so you had to buy it. Done deal.
 
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numba1scrapper said:
not proud of this lol but My whole family are convicts, every single person in my family has been to jail or been arrested so im kinda good with the legal system.. I wish I could say for sure if youll be alright but that powder did fuck you. I STILL think you will be ok though.


My lawyer is my business partner, we talk all the time so I know how to get out of these things.

#1 get a lawyer
#2 Tell your lawyer to go with this approach, seriously. You tried already prepared steroids for a while, didnt like to results, even got sick so you wanted to make your own so you know what your injecting. The smallest quantity your steroid supplier sold was 100g so you had to buy it. Done deal.
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better yet tell your lawyer you bought a locked guitar case and had no idea what was inside, lmao!
 
yoyojfiz said:
wow you are an absolute genious
because that was exactly what happened to me
i got sick and wanted to make my own
i had these 300mg/ml test e injections that made my ass sweel up like a balloon.
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YOU GOT IT! It wont get you off the hook, but it will keep you out of jail, trust me! With a good lawyer NOT a public defender you will pay a fine and do some drug counseling.
 
yoyojfiz said:
wow you are an absolute genious
because that was exactly what happened to me
i got sick and wanted to make my own
i had these 300mg/ml test e injections that made my ass sweel up like a balloon.
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thanks to mommy you may have other factors causing ass swelling in the future...
 
i REALLY REALLY hope your not stupid enough to be posting on a steroid board from a computer that the cops can have access to with a warrant.
 
Dadawg hit it on the head right there to, don't post shit from a computer at any residence that you live in or frequent because they can seize them.....
 
DADAWG said:
i REALLY REALLY hope your not stupid enough to be posting on a steroid board from a computer that the cops can have access to with a warrant.
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well he's pretty well fucked up in everyway possible, might as well keep the ball rolling.
seriously bro that would be another nail in the coffin bud.
 
I can't tell if this is serious. Your mom ratted you out?

What kind of responsible parent wouldn't talk to their kid (especially, an adult age kid) prior to bring officials in. Like what the hell..

Tell your mom she just cost you a future in any self-respecting career.
 
yoyojfiz said:
how much can i expect to pay for a good lawyer?
and will this first time offence allways be on my record?
will any further offences lead straight to
2nd offence fellony status
or will at some point im my life will my record be cleared?
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Depends what your charged with which im kind of confused about.. Usually your charged on the spot so I dont get it lol. They usually at least take you to the station, take your finger prints and THEN let you go.

A misdemeaner case you can expect to pay $700-900 which includes your first court appearence which will be adjourned and then your second which should be the conclusion.

A felony case can vary from $1,000-$50,000 to be honest. I'd say for a decent lawyer in your case around $2,500-$3,000....Sucks, but im sure you'd be MOREEE then willing to pay that 3k when your doing 7 yrs.. Dont skim out, borrow money, sell your body before you have to settle for a public defender.

And dude, im sure everyone here would hate to see you go but imo I'd delete your account on this site.. Either that or all of your threads, LAST thing you want is more evidence against you.
 
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As a matter of fact I think after today im gonna delete everything I wrote in this thread, it's doubtful being in another state, but shiitt, these pigs could probably nail ME for hindering prosecution. Thanks for opening up my eyes dadawg.
 
Turtleneck1971 said:
I'm an asshole and would tell my mom that the next time I see her is when I spit on her coffin...
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Haha....I might just do the same.

I have no idea what the laws are in your state. Hopefully since this is your first charge they will go easy on you.

Your mom is a bitch and a half for calling the cops on her own son.

I'd move out and in with a friend.
 
yoyojfiz said:
bro trust me i said that kind of stuff, im pissed about this and yah this is totally serious.
This might sound funny but u guys know the steriotype that all steroid users are abunch of roid rage juice head gorrillas right?
Well she thought i would attack her to get them back?! What the heck mom?!
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go buy "bigger faster stronger"..seriously. It's a documentary on how steroids get a terrible bad rap when there really not as bad as people make them out to be. I thin steroids were like #87 on the list of reasons people go to the hospital..let her watch that.

Also, like.. Im curious... How long ago was this and are you and your mom talking now? Im curious on how you guys interact at this present time?
 
..this really isnt helping out with the stereo type s that we re dumb asses either eh laddie ?
This is a prosecuter s wet dream come true..
But I do wish you well..noone deserve s this..thank s mom.
One way to get him outta the house..
 
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