Lmfao this reminds me of a joke.
Jim was at work one monday and one of his coworkers said to him 'Hey Jim, how was your weekend?' Jim replied 'It was ok, it was my anaversary.' The coworker said 'wow, congradulations, how many years?' Jim said '30 years'. Jims coworker said 'thats great, I bet you got some good skin then hey?!' 'No' Jim said 'after 30 years, you know, it kinda gets boring, its the same old thing'. The coworker said 'well jeez, why dont you flip her over?!' 'Nope' Jim said 'Im scared ill get her pregnant'.