Is this legit? Anyone ever heard of Bieberpharm?
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Machine5150
Guru
This is some of the funniest shit i have read in weeks
tednatas
I am banned!
Anal-Var
Infantry87
New member
Where can I sign up to be an official distributor? This seems like its blowing up on the east coast. LMFAO
glubgawd
More Noob Than You
Wtf is wrong with you man? You don't sign up for an honor like that. You get hand selected for that shit.
Dream on bro. I know I will.
Infantry87
New member
Damn. I was getting my hopes up. But if anyone knows where to get some Pauly Shorezolore . Please please let me know . I heard you get fucking jackeddd. And get some nice jew fro goin on .
Yeah there's a selection process. i'm not gonna lie, some have gone so far as to get plastic surgery and hair implants just to try to "look the part" of a bieberpharma representative.
when ted and i attended a meeting last night we tossed 3 bottles of deca durabieberbolan out each of the sun roofs of the stretch as we were cruising the local school zones and told people we'd be bringing on whoever could bring us back all 12 bottles. this 9 year old chick came back with probably about 56 different dna samples under her finger nails. she'll be a full fledged 16 year old boy in 3 weeks, that's how crazy this shit is.
and that's not even a stack.
we've got a few things that other gear can't touch.....
our shit turns your "man hair" all over your body into peach fuzz.
your hair on top of your head actually GROWS (if you don't like the bangs, cut the shits, but please know it might exempt you from a distributor contract renewal if we feel you're not properly representing the bieberhood)
people GAIN an average of 1-2 full octaves of range in their singing voice. it's like getting kicked in the balls right before going on stage, without that weird feeling in your stomach!
ball shrinkage is still an issue. but, they shrink to a uniform size (the exact size of our spokesboy's balls) so at least you'll know what to expect.
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