Joining the Army on Steroids?

unisole

New member
Hi everyone im new to this forum just signed up to this board today.

It might of been asked before but il fire ahead.

Im 22 years old from England been using Test 400 and deca for few months now.

Ive been wanting to join the British Army Duke of Lancaster Regiment 1st Battalion.. But i dont know what to do about my steroids? is there anyway of still being on them while on training? or won't i have anywhere to hide my stash does all my belongings get checked and i have no privacy?

Id love to still be on them you see while training and finished training.

Does anyone have an experience on this or know anything.. do i have to stop or can i still be on them?

Any replies would be highly appreciated as i want to join asap.
 
side comment: the USA military performs drug tests prior to enrollment. I do not know the nature of these drug tests but I can't imagine it would look good to have a failed drug test on your record.

As far as juicing while training goes--I have extreme doubts that this would be possible. I'm not military but the consequences for having your stash discovered by a superior could be devastating. And it would be important to keep in mind that privacy issues would be a huge concern; they own you.
 
Yeah, i presumed that on my training il have no privacy what so ever and thats for 6 months in the British army.. after that i presume you have your own privacy abit more to hide things.. but then thing im worried about is that if i come off now and join the army.. il feel like shit because of my test levels.. il feel dead down and crappy for my training.. feels like im in a horrible circle here lol.
 
haha too true.
best bet seems to go clean for however long it takes to restore your natural levels!
And on top of that, by doing so, chances are that you could pass any drug test they through at you being that you likely won't have any trace metabolites of prior drug use in your system.
 
most militaries have pre-enrollment drug tests, but most if not all of these are meant to find rec drugs like coke, ice, meth, heroine etc... as a former man of service, it was never recommended to be on gear, but was surely never something that was means for discharge if u get what I mean...

cheers, best of luck into the future, god speed
 
hahaha yeah.. this is so crap though. ive just been made redundant so im jobless.. wanted to join the army straight away.. now il have to wait and wait.. oh well life sucks lol
 
most militaries have pre-enrollment drug tests, but most if not all of these are meant to find rec drugs like coke, ice, meth, heroine etc... as a former man of service, it was never recommended to be on gear, but was surely never something that was means for discharge if u get what I mean...

cheers, best of luck into the future, god speed

what countr'ys military did you serve in? and what branch?
to the OP, it might be good to do some research on the particular branch of service you are considering enlisting with.
 
I live in Canada and know someone who joined the Canadian army web he weighed 140 lbs... They then administered the juice to him now he's well trained and weighs 175lbs... You'll be fine!
Why would the army not want you to be bigger, faster and stronger are you kidding me!?
 
I live in Canada and know someone who joined the Canadian army web he weighed 140 lbs... They then administered the juice to him now he's well trained and weighs 175lbs... You'll be fine!
Why would the army not want you to be bigger, faster and stronger are you kidding me!?

agreed,there is no way the army would not want bigger faster stronger people. I think you should be ok but id do some research way the pro's/con's of your situation
 
Most services in the USA is @ 2 months for bootcamp and you have virtually zero privacy. When I went through...not only was it communal showers, but even the shitters had no walls. We just had a line of 15 shitters one next to the other...no walls. It was very awkward.

A 6 month bootcamp? Somehow I doubt it'd be like ours. I saw a documentary on UK military training for new enlisted and they were putting people in 4 man rooms. So our ideas on "basic training" probably differs quit a bit. My basic training I had a small draw to put stuff in I wanted locked up and everything else was wide open for inspection. I had next to no contact with the outside world. I am going to bet money that durring the 6 month bootcamp in the UK, trainees will have a lot more liberities. Whether it is enough for you to keep juicing, I don't know...but I wouldn't risk it.
 
I was in the army. I'd like to know how you plan on doing them ? You don't have any privacy whatsoever. You can't even take a crap or a shower without someone breathing down your neck.

Tho you would be the pride of your platoon. I'm very interested in how you plan to inject steroids during bootcamp... That I have to hear about :)

Well I just repeated what someone else said... Very true tho.
 
Last edited:
Think outside the box bro..6 months ? Fuck.

Figger out your liberty..find a cool dry spot..off post..bus station airport ..stash your preloaded pins.. longesters.

Possesion in UK ain t illegal eh ?

Your military..impro fkn vise mate.
Find a cool dude , a friend to do a driveby..hop in- pin- hop out..where s there s a will there s a way.
Run test c 1 pin a week e-10 days worste case..you ll be fkn ripped as fuck...

Sorry I m alway s trying to start shit..been that way my whole trainwrecked life..
 
for the record, i want all my firefighters, cops and soldiers taking AAS.
I also want all my doctors taking ritalin.

These are instances where the "abuse" of drugs leads to greater social rewards.
 
Back
Top