My wife only rated me 7 out of 10 in the bedroom.

AARONHARRISON

AARONHARRISON

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:worried::worried::worried:

Seriously. I asked her and she answered. The worst part is I rated her 11 out of 10.

She said I lost one point for not licking her pussy long enough or properly. How the hell do I lick a good pussy? She said I try to jam my tongue in way too deep. I just dont' know what woman want.

She said I lost one point for not trying new positions. I can't lie. I dont' know very many. Her on top, me on top and doggy style. She is too heavy for me to lift and fuck...but she knows this.

She said the last point was because no one is perfect. How come I think she is then?

I need to work on my fucking.
:worried:
You guys should ask your wifes and girlfriends what they rate you.
 
Dude you are married you already loose points there. How many women have you been with don’t you know they are never happy. Why don't you tell her you will go out and get some experience see how she rates you then.
 
AASynergist said:
Dude you are married you already loose points there. How many women have you been with don’t you know they are never happy. Why don't you tell her you will go out and get some experience see how she rates you then.
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Hah! I haven't been with too many women and I think that is the problem. I wish I had more so I could be a better lover. She is interested in a threesome so I could get some more feedback but the problem is I don't want to go into the threesome bad and not please the other girl.
 
- find a pussy licking manual online

- get in better shape, this assures a better thrust. start doing deadlifts.

- check out some other positions, you can easily find manuals online explaining them and how to do them.

like spyder said, watch some porn.
 
I do enjoy porn. So does my wife. I will watch more!

I didn't know a pussly licking manual existed! I will look for it thanks!
 
AARONHARRISON said:
:worried::worried::worried:

Seriously. I asked her and she answered. The worst part is I rated her 11 out of 10.

She said I lost one point for not licking her pussy long enough or properly. How the hell do I lick a good pussy? She said I try to jam my tongue in way too deep. I just dont' know what woman want.

She said I lost one point for not trying new positions. I can't lie. I dont' know very many. Her on top, me on top and doggy style. She is too heavy for me to lift and fuck...but she knows this.

She said the last point was because no one is perfect. How come I think she is then?

I need to work on my fucking.
:worried:
You guys should ask your wifes and girlfriends what they rate you.
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this shit is why we noticed you not here!!!
LOL
 
Just give her the ol' slap and tickle.
She'll purrr like a walrus;)
 
she wants threesome??? lmao i need to find a girlfriend that will do that , i can get into a 3some but with some skanks lol id like to try one with a girlfreind figure and her best freind ;)
 
The girl she wants a threesome with is really really fat though. My wife is about 215 right now but her friend weighs 265. That is more than me. I love my wife but I don't really like any other fat women. Except for my mom of course...haah.
 
this guy can't be real. every thread this guy starts is fkn ridiculous. i really hope for his sake he is just joking. if not hes a douchebag.
 
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