My wife only rated me 7 out of 10 in the bedroom.

[Lousy_Bastard]

I want to improve my pussy licking skills so I'm getting a lesbian porn movie and I'm going to watch them very closely.

Not too close the tv will ruin your eyes remember that Aaron.

 

[Lousy_Bastard]

Aaron hit the mud hut she'll like that lol

just goshing

 

[ratemymohawk]

at least your wife is tellin you what she wants you to improve on. honestly i never been with a big chick so i got no idea how to even work one hahahaha.

 

[AARONHARRISON]

your gonna have one dirty screen aarron
btw my wife gave me a 1 of 10

Haha! I'm sure she was only joking!! If she wasn't though you may be in trouble...haha! Just give her a 0 out of 10!!! And have fun in your dogs house in the backyard.

 

[AARONHARRISON]

this guy can't be real. every thread this guy starts is fkn ridiculous. i really hope for his sake he is just joking. if not hes a douchebag.

You are a big idiot. I am so sick of everyone saying I'm not real because I am!!! You are a d-bag.

 

[AARONHARRISON]

at least your wife is tellin you what she wants you to improve on. honestly i never been with a big chick so i got no idea how to even work one hahahaha.

My wife is "fat". Her friend is obese though. My wife gained over 60 pounds since I've known her so I've seen her fat and skinny. I like how she looks skinnier but I do like how she feels bigger.

We are both trying to lose weigh tnow though so she is getting skinnier. I love her no matter what though.

 

[xsosinglesogoodx]

im married also and it would be the same with my wife. lucky my wife is into weight training as much as i am. so no problems with her weight. i personally could not be with another woman that was obese hahahaha. that would turn me off completely.

 

[lottalead]

You are a big idiot. I am so sick of everyone saying I'm not real because I am!!! You are a d-bag.

i believe you bro--
aaron if you are not real then somebody sure the hell can act!

 

[fatboy27]

Want some help ? Here you go Guys . #1 U got play and suck on the tits ,Slowly. 5 mins.# 2 eat that pussy just as would icecream or do alphabet, Slowly. Need a diff. position, have her on her back u lay your side slowly. She can use a vibrator at the same time . Ok

 

[mike1969uk]

this shit is hillarious.

 

[RANE2001]

The girl she wants a threesome with is really really fat though. My wife is about 215 right now but her friend weighs 265. That is more than me. I love my wife but I don't really like any other fat women. Except for my mom of course...haah.

Oh WOW!!!!

 

[mrgreenthumb]

some advice; i may be young but i guarantee ive had my fair share of pussay. (warning-superb detail ahead)
1. you gotta know how to lick her bro. start with rubbing it down getting the juices started; you'll know its time to go down when her essence finds its way to your nose; hopefully this step isnt a bad thing for you.

2 dont just hoard your way down there like a cheat day w/ deepfried twinkes and mcdonalds breakfast; sensuate the rest of the body on your way down; make sure you get the inner thighs with the smoochin and swirls.

3. from experience my understand is that most girls; although feels good, dont like it when you stick your tongue in them all the time. personally i mark my territory with my tongue and suck the clit like i was dehydrated for days but just enough not to hurt her ya know.

4. after giving that a few min. pop in a finger then start licking her clit

5. ask her what she wants cause im too lazy to write any more cause im pretty horny now and im gonna pound my bitch who rates me an 11. WOOT

ps. just ask her what she wants

 

[DrManhattan]

After boning 84 chicks i learned my share of tricks......oh and being a brotha gave me automatic size bonus and rhythm bonus

My advice for you.....get some brotha friends...they'll tell you how to hit that shit right

LOL