Need some genuine advice
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Larrybird
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damn you've had some pretty shitty luck if you strike those kind of odds.
I'm not the best looking guy in the group, but I don't let my looks hold me back from spreading my seed.
Plus, you've got to realize, I talk to probably 20+ woman a day. New women most of the time. Just start up random conversations with them, and one things leads to another and I'm fuckin them in front of their husbands.
Larrybird
New member
this should make you proud.
Not as proud as those wheels must make you!
I'd fuck myself if I looked like you.
Mr. Humdiddly
Knowledge Receptacle
Her cognitive abilities are fairly staggering. I sincerely doubt "spitting game" will have the desired effect. The knowledge pertaining to my eventual transfer has inferred a bit of confidence to my demeanor. We will see how long it hold steady tomorrow. Will keep you guys posted.
I am hitting the gym right before work so I should have plenty of TNE floating around. Going to wait till I divulge to HR before I ask her out but, hell if I am not going to be pro-active. Larry's post lit a fire under my ass. I don't want some man whore beating me to it. No offense Larry.
TonySuicideKing
The 'Ology Man Whore
LOL!!!! hope your not referring the man whore as me
, hahaha. BUT COME ON MAN!!!! GO FOR IT!!!! I have faith in my Humdiddly!!!!
safety-man
NFL IS ALIVE!!!
bro, does she have interests in sports, the arts, stand up comedy? if so purchase a couple tickets to an event and ask her to accompany you. this will open the door for going out to a nice dinner and some drinks. and if your really bashfull you can even tell her that a friend of yours cancelled and the ticket is an extra this way there is no pressure. or theres always cyto's rope and duct tape method, lol.
safety-man
NFL IS ALIVE!!!
lmao! Nice!
Mr. Humdiddly
Knowledge Receptacle
Well I manned up a bit today. Told her I was transferring out as we were leaving for the day. When she asked why I said, "Because I am falling for this amazingly smart sophisticated woman I work closely with." Since she is the only female on the team this was pretty blatant.
So she asked me when I planned to ask this woman out and I said, "As soon as I disclose my feelings to HR on Wednesday."
Then she said "interesting", and walked away.
So that is where it stands.
So she asked me when I planned to ask this woman out and I said, "As soon as I disclose my feelings to HR on Wednesday."
Then she said "interesting", and walked away.
So that is where it stands.
Larrybird
New member
I had to laugh at the cognitive abilities part. No woman has 'cognitive abilities' (well, most don't). They base their logic off of their emotions. If you get her emotionally invested, you will win her over 100% of the time more than you ever will using your 'cognitive abilities'.
Start with something VERY basic.
For instance, try this:
"Hey, can I ask you a question (serious look). My friend Ron, he works in this other department here, keeps getting this intimate email from an 'anonymous' person. He's pretty sure he know's who it is. Do you think he should go up and say something to her?"
Then, the conversation just goes from there....
Ask her things like,
"What would you do if you got an email like that?"
Describe the email in vivid detail (makes it sound more believable).
Then somewhere along the line, say, "Oh hey, by the way, my name is so and so, nice to meet you. I've notice you for quite sometime but haven't really gotten the chance to say anything. So, do you like your job? What kind of things do you hate? You know what I can't stand..... Have you ever had this problem happen to you....
Then work in something like this:
Me and a few friends usually go out on the weekend, to this local pub to go dance and try to hit on women... What do you do for fun? Oh hey! You should join us. It'd be really fun! Here.. Let me get your number, and I'll let you know when we go out.... Are you going to be able to go out and dance with us, or do you think my dance moves (do some goofy ass dance move) with embarrass you?
Like I said man, you've got to get her emotionally invested. Your forum logic has no use on women in the real world...
Best of luck!
safety-man
NFL IS ALIVE!!!
Mr. Humdiddly
Knowledge Receptacle
Hmmm... Not sure I agree with you. How many women do you pick up with two doctorate degree's and extremely high IQ's.
No offense, but your advice sounds like it would work on some dumb bimbo.
Larrybird
New member
You may out do me in books, but I out do you in women.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm not looking to settle down. Could care less if the bitch has a GED or a Ph.D. As long as she's got an ass and some nice tits with a decent face I spread my seed - oh, and of legal age.
Do yourself a favor,
Read "How to Sleep with Beautiful Women" by Mystery Method,
Download "Blue Print"
Download anything by David DeAngelo.
Then make up your own devices.
All life is is one big game. The people that are successful in life (with women, money, whatever) realize this.
We live, we die. There is nothing after, nothing before. If you don't want to take a grasp on your life while you're alive then what are you living for?
Even with as many women as I talk to, my heart always begins to race every time I approach. I just acknowledge that it's going to happen and that makes things easier to bare.
Words like, failure, rejection, loser, etc... these are all human invented concepts. If I allowed rejection to get in my way of talking to women, I'd never get laid.
Live every day as it's your last, because one day, it just could be....
roidedsurfbum
New member
Hum, you need to throw away those textbooks you're reading and listen to this. Larry is speaking the god forsaken truth right here. Everything is a game, but don't let that get you thinking your intentions are wrong just by playing. You have to play to win, no matter what.
In your first thread you alluded to the fact that you don't want to sleep with her...are you gay?
Mr. Humdiddly
Knowledge Receptacle
I assume you are referring to this. If you use a degree of literacy skill over that of a toddler you will realize that I am not stating I don't want to sleep with her. I am stating I want to do more than just sleep with her. Looking at potential wifey material here.
Larrybird
New member
And there lies the rub... It's no wonder you can't get any action from this chick, you want to wife some woman you have NO idea who she is (values, personality, beliefs, traditions, etc..). Step back for a second, doesn't that sound a bit creeper?
You're using this woman's beauty to hold you back from talking to her. Sad thing is (and I'm not just saying this) she is probably getting the brains banged out of her at this very moment.
safety-man
NFL IS ALIVE!!!
im sure after working one on one with her he has some indication of what her values, personality, beliefs, traditions are.
bro from the sounds of it you're already half way there. you've put one foot forward and there is no turning back now, just proceed with confidence and youll be fine.
snigg
That Dude
WHAT?!? bro you need a lesson. How do you know she is wifey material, you haven't even been on a date with her. Dont say "cuz she has a PHD and Masters degree" because that doesnt mean shit. You wont know if she's wifey material until you've been in a committed relationship with her for a few years.
From reading this thread I gather that you have no idea what to do when it comes to women. No offense but you seem like a geek. I'm not being a hater, but you definitely need to take the advice some guys on here are giving you.
My advice to you is to slow down a bit and get to know her better while at work. Start to make conversation, start to tease her, eventually start to touch her a bit(ie. touch her arm after you tease her, touch the small of her back, etc), then gauge her reactions to all this. If you are getting signals back, then it's time to progress. You are basically going all or nothing by asking her out without even knowing if she is interested. I applaud you for growing some balls and doing this, but this could be disastrous since you work with her. It'd be different if she was some girl on the street, at the bar, etc and you only had a limited time to make a move. That's when you go all or nothing and just say "fuck it.....do you wanna go out". With this co-worker, i would take it a bit slower.
Like larry said, you outdo me when it comes to steroid knowledge, however I outdo you when it comes to women.
Mr. Humdiddly
Knowledge Receptacle
Agreed you guys are relatively speaking Casanova's. Still I wish you guys would read through the posts before posting your assumptions.
if you guys had read from the beginning you would realize that I have been interested in her for a year. During that time I have found out the following. I will skip all the easy stuff like favorite color, food, music etc.
1.) Her ideal date is a homemade picnic lunch she made, in a park setting.
2.) She is a very hardcore republican (same as me). I am well versed in her political views which happen to coincide with my own.
3.) She is very introverted in large formal settings and prefers quiet evenings at home with her books.
4.) She loves my dogs and hates little dogs.
5.) She is a strong advocate regarding choice over market regulation concerning the use of performance enhancers.
6.) She is a devout roman catholic and goes to church every Sunday, but thinks the current church is too motivated by politics.
7.) She detests alcohol and says "People should just drink rat poison. It is cheaper and they can get it over with faster."
8.) In the last two years she has had three dates all of which she told me about and all of which she left early because she felt the individual did not possess the mental faculty necessary for carrying out a conversation.
9.) She likes the idea of kids but, would want a house in a good area first in which to raise them.
10.) Once she gets married she intends to quite her job and become a full time wife and mother.
I could go on and on. We spend over 60 hours a week together. I know her extremely well. Also as previously stated I am transferring so there will be no work related issues.
So in the future please don't make assumptions and maybe read through the entire contents of a thread prior to posting.
if you guys had read from the beginning you would realize that I have been interested in her for a year. During that time I have found out the following. I will skip all the easy stuff like favorite color, food, music etc.
1.) Her ideal date is a homemade picnic lunch she made, in a park setting.
2.) She is a very hardcore republican (same as me). I am well versed in her political views which happen to coincide with my own.
3.) She is very introverted in large formal settings and prefers quiet evenings at home with her books.
4.) She loves my dogs and hates little dogs.
5.) She is a strong advocate regarding choice over market regulation concerning the use of performance enhancers.
6.) She is a devout roman catholic and goes to church every Sunday, but thinks the current church is too motivated by politics.
7.) She detests alcohol and says "People should just drink rat poison. It is cheaper and they can get it over with faster."
8.) In the last two years she has had three dates all of which she told me about and all of which she left early because she felt the individual did not possess the mental faculty necessary for carrying out a conversation.
9.) She likes the idea of kids but, would want a house in a good area first in which to raise them.
10.) Once she gets married she intends to quite her job and become a full time wife and mother.
I could go on and on. We spend over 60 hours a week together. I know her extremely well. Also as previously stated I am transferring so there will be no work related issues.
So in the future please don't make assumptions and maybe read through the entire contents of a thread prior to posting.
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