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[Roid Freak]

Sum1 please tell me how I can take roids and get huge muscles and anger issues please?

Also my penis is currently too big roids can help right?

 

[Cobra Strike]

ok first your gonna want to go to your local grocery store and by some aspirin, nyquil, a can of jolt, and protein...then you go home mix it all up and get yourself a 3ml syringe and fill it up with your homemade "roids" and shoot it into your vein...make sure its in the vein or it wont work....then pick something up that you own and throw it at your tv while screaming (if your not to big you cant move your arms)


4 hours later your dick will be 4 inches bigger....poof magic!!!

 

[Warren916]

ok first your gonna want to go to your local grocery store and by some aspirin, nyquil, a can of jolt, and protein...then you go home mix it all up and get yourself a 3ml syringe and fill it up with your homemade "roids" and shoot it into your vein...make sure its in the vein or it wont work....then pick something up that you own and throw it at your tv while screaming (if your not to big you cant move your arms)


4 hours later your dick will be 4 inches bigger....poof magic!!!

x2 works great

 

[PedestrianX]

My dick only grew 2 inches.. What did I do wrong?!

 

[thetruepitbull]

You missed the vein.

 

[joei rock]

You missed the vein.

x2

 

[PedestrianX]

Ahwell now that my dick is 2inches bigger I should have an easier time getting the vein.

 

[UserAt204]

And you need to change the title of this thread cause there can't be a New User.
Also it helps if you live in your moms basement and wear tap out shirts. Well it will atleast make you look tough. Punching your neighbors cat in the stomach never hurt either.

On a side note, I remember a time cobra almost punched his dog for starring at him. Lol

 

[Cobra Strike]

hahaha ROFLMFAO!!!!! OMG this shit is funny!!!

and there cant be a new user!!!

dam bro....how did you remember that shit about my dog??? I was laughing so fuckin hard at how this thread played out my wife wanted in....so I read it to here and she was like...what!!! you were going to punch boo boo???

favorite thread of the night hands down!

 

[Stick & Move]

I can't believe we are wasting out typing skills on this one.

 

[Cobra Strike]

I can't believe we are wasting out typing skills on this one.

even us roid ragers have a sense of humor bro!

except the op...hes a dip shit

 

[UserAt204]

How could I forget that. I laughed for days when you said that. I just pictured you and the dog starring at eachother.

 

[Cobra Strike]

How could I forget that. I laughed for days when you said that. I just pictured you and the dog starring at eachother.

probably about the same mentality level huh?...fucker tries to steal my steak everynight too...lil bastard!!

I think you said you spit milk out of your nose

 

[Cobra Strike]

took me some time but I found it!!!

 

[terry tripod]

Hahahahaha this shit is better than facebook ........

 

[Cobra Strike]

Originally Posted by ECKSRATED
{{{{When you type the word "brah" do u think your cool? I fuckin hate when guys say that. Fucking retarded. If someone says brahhh to my face I will bitch slap them. So gay. Just sayin.}}}

Cobra strike...
hahaha roid rage??? I got pissed at my dog for looking at me once
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[hinesward]

Hahaha...you guys are crackin me up!