Sleepy time in this forum...

[RJ]

So i'll brighten your day with one of my fav asses out there. To all of you who have not called Chip yet, this is what you could be jerking off to if you could get your dick hard.

Call now.

 

[cjw2021]

Yeah if that doesn't get your juices flowing, you should call Chip.

 

[Die$eL~Man]

nice

 

[riprockwell]

Damn RJ, all those pics are badass. Geez. However, the first pic is my fav.

 

[RJ]

Damn RJ, all those pics are badass. Geez. However, the first pic is my fav.

me 2. and the 4th one. that ass just defies gravity.

 

[CHIP WADOWSKI]

I personally think that they are all great cuts of skin that could be used to make a very nice childs coat, in some third world country. The skin was accidentally applied to the USELESS part of these "female-ites" all they have is a surgically enhanced ass and probably a beat to shit pussy, cause they are all WHORES!

Yep, Heeeeeee's BaaaaaaCK!

Yep, you tell the bitch that you'll take care of her baby puppy for 8 straight days, take ONE of her kids, from ONE OF HER HUSBANDS to get his labs done up cause the kid has some serious growth issues that neither one of his two dads ever gave two shits about, so I qenuinely just wanted to use my knowledge to get this kid to a proper child endo, and as usual, the Big Wadowski gets kicked in the sack by another bitch just taking anything available to get! Its all good, fuckers, RJ.... get that MAXIMUS BIKINI on an ass that will wear it with pride.

The 1st Annual MAXIM-US Hormone Replacement Therapy (HRT) Meet and Greet BEACH BASH 2011 has just officially become MAYHEM!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[cjw2021]

Aww Chip, sorry to hear bro. If it makes you feel any better, all 10 girls or so I've gone out with in the last several weeks have flaked in some fashion or whatnot, even after buying me things and showing interest. Lucky for me I have many I can call up on a dime and 2 new ones in the running, so I guess they are just used to beta males with no aggression or sex drive. I'm waiting for the female population to turn full lesbian now that the beta males have put them up on a pedestal and they no longer know how to cook anything more than TV dinners. I guess it's time for me to go cougar hunting again. Even the hippos are like this, maybe it is time for me to import a Russian bride.

 

[CHIP WADOWSKI]

Yeah bro... It's really tough, cause she was the perfect woman in every way imaginable.... Except she never mastered the art of honesty. Most people just dont grasp the very simple concept "that the truth never lies". And my ass will be single, hunting pussy 8 days a week with a fucking laser scope before i'll ever settle, again, for some whore that knows her pussy is so good that she can manipulate the hell out of the rest of you with it. None of us have to put up with that shit! Its these lying whores that us into to assholes i know promise to become!

 

[RJ]

I personally like you much better when you hate women. Do you realize how long its been since you posted about Wagner power sprayers?

Pussy.

 

[CHIP WADOWSKI]

Sorry fella's... for that last few months that I was a fucking idiot and thought there could actually be something REAL out there for me. I know that I temporarily let down the masses, but my LEGACY is now back on the path of redemption. But my redemption will be stronger than ever before. This legacy will entail myself looking at some beautiful, snotty-ass, think her shit don't stink bitch and then reeling her in to make her think she has really found the "one" that she can let he guard down with, than as soon as she is as ripe as the ripest

1st Annual Maximus Hormone Replacement Therapy (HRT) Meet and Greet BEACH BASH 2011.....

Florida orange, I'll look at one of my bud's and say, "Hey guys.... Will all three of you, with the dirty little pigs consent", take her home and make her even more USELESS than she already is!!

 

[mlc31]

To quote Sam Kinison- "take 'em home, bang 'em, cum on their back, steal $30-$40 out of her purse, crawl out a window and never call her again. Let them wake up sticky, broke and confused. 'Why's my back all wet, why's the window open, where's my money! Son-of-a-bitch!'"

 

[Zero V]

So as long as my peepee tingles and my nono's twich, I dont need Hormone Replacement Therapy (HRT) yet right?

 

[cjw2021]

Glad to have the old chip back!

 

[riprockwell]

Sorry fella's... for that last few months that I was a fucking idiot and thought there could actually be something REAL out there for me. I know that I temporarily let down the masses, but my LEGACY is now back on the path of redemption. But my redemption will be stronger than ever before. This legacy will entail myself looking at some beautiful, snotty-ass, think her shit don't stink bitch and then reeling her in to make her think she has really found the "one" that she can let he guard down with, than as soon as she is as ripe as the ripest

1st Annual Maximus Hormone Replacement Therapy (HRT) Meet and Greet BEACH BASH 2011.....

Florida orange, I'll look at one of my bud's and say, "Hey guys.... Will all three of you, with the dirty little pigs consent", take her home and make her even more USELESS than she already is!!

Holy shit the old Chip is back. Sorry to hear about that. Women are like buses, if you miss 1 one day, then you can just catch one the next. But do you know what I noticed?? You changed your avatar. It is a pic of a Maximus Hormone Replacement Therapy (HRT) hat. You know why you need a hat?? Because you need one to strap around that fucking knowledge dumpster you call a brain. While women are parading around being whores with that hatchet wound they call a vagina, you are fixing lives, not breaking them like a worthless slut. Just accept some days you are the pigeon and the other days you are the statue.

Women come and go, but Maximus Hormone Replacement Therapy (HRT) lives forever and we all appreciate that fact. Now go find you a dirty skank and fuck her until your pecker hurts and post up pics of the bitch for us fellas!!! Hail Maximus......

 

[CHIP WADOWSKI]

holy shit the old chip is back. Sorry to hear about that. Women are like buses, if you miss 1 one day, then you can just catch one the next. But do you know what i noticed?? You changed your avatar. It is a pic of a maximus Hormone Replacement Therapy (HRT) hat. You know why you need a hat?? Because you need one to strap around that fucking knowledge dumpster you call a brain. While women are parading around being whores with that hatchet wound they call a vagina, you are fixing lives, not breaking them like a worthless slut. Just accept some days you are the pigeon and the other days you are the statue.

Women come and go, but maximus Hormone Replacement Therapy (HRT) lives forever and we all appreciate that fact. Now go find you a dirty skank and fuck her until your pecker hurts and post up pics of the bitch for us fellas!!! Hail maximus......

RIP.... How Iconic, yet Ironic it is.... That those fine words cum from the man who begins with R.I.P.

I only have about 230 more good years left in me until I take my
"Dirt Nap", but i would like all of your fine words posted up on my "GET" head stone, for all to see!!


CONGRATULATIONS on the Wedding this weekend, Ripster!!!!! You better know that we are going to carry on the celebration for the newlywed's on the beach in Ft. Lauderdale!!!!!

 

[riprockwell]

RIP.... How Iconic, yet Ironic it is.... That those fine words cum from the man who begins with R.I.P.

I only have about 230 more good years left in me until I take my
"Dirt Nap", but i would like all of your fine words posted up on my "GET" head stone, for all to see!!


CONGRATULATIONS on the Wedding this weekend, Ripster!!!!! You better know that we are going to carry on the celebration for the newlywed's on the beach in Ft. Lauderdale!!!!!

You love the ironic RIP name. I am sure the celebration on the beach will be awesome. Again, thanks for the kind words.