Strip club questions

[Yo Tengo Madera?]

Do you feel obligated to have a hard on for the stripper? If you don't get a hard on with a stripper do you feel like apologizing?

Do you ever cum in your pants when she is grinding hard on you during a lap dance?

If so do you feel self conscious of the other guys around you watching?

Have you ever snuck a kiss on her when she is close enough? Or grabbed some flesh?

If she goes over and above the usual call of lap-dance-duty and does something like puts her hand on your hard cock, do you ever mistakingly think you must be something special and get feelings for her? Then does it bother you when she is grinding away on other guys?

 

[BigRonWannabee]

I've only been to a strip joint once.

a) No hardons at all, it was more entertainment than sexual
b) Absolutly not
c) See above
d) I grabbed one girls ass and she reminded me your not supposed to touch
e) ? wow

 

[Bimmer]

wow

 

[Cakalac]

Believe it or not I don't get hard on at strip clubs. I have a huge sex drive but not there. Now if it came down to something I think it may be diff. but I just don't get one there!

 

[Pitbull_88]

d) I grabbed one girls ass and she reminded me your not supposed to touch

Up here in Canada we can touch, grab, lick or suck the girl’s tits. Sure it’s posted on a sign that there is “no contact” but in the “Great White North” no one follows those rules. You can do basically anything you want to do but touch her crotch, but even then sometimes the girl puts your hand there. In Canada the unofficial rule is “whatever the girl lets you /wants you to do”

 

[Bimmer]

sounds fucking sweet, do alot of strippers offer happy endings

 

[steel59]

see below... posted 2x by accident

 

[steel59]

YTM ---

Dude... it's a fucking stripper.... the only reason she is anywhere near you or your cock is to get more money out of you...

FEELING's?!?!?!?!?!!? - Good God man... ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?

---- IT's A STRIPPER!!!!!! ----


WOW!

 

[Redman]

Do you feel obligated to have a hard on for the stripper? If you don't get a hard on with a stripper do you feel like apologizing?

Do you ever cum in your pants when she is grinding hard on you during a lap dance?

If so do you feel self conscious of the other guys around you watching?

Have you ever snuck a kiss on her when she is close enough? Or grabbed some flesh?

If she goes over and above the usual call of lap-dance-duty and does something like puts her hand on your hard cock, do you ever mistakingly think you must be something special and get feelings for her? Then does it bother you when she is grinding away on other guys?

I've gotten plenty of hardons while getting a lapdance.

No I don't apologize. She should apologize to me for not giving me one.

Ive never cum in my pants but have fucked a stripper while she gave me a lapdance. (I had a condom on)

No cause most of my friends are getting lapdances as well.

I have snuck kisses, sucked on titties and fucked strippers. So all of the above.

 

[parsnip1965]

>Do you feel obligated to have a hard on for the stripper?

No but it sure is nice. It depends on the level of contact.

>If you don't get a hard on with a stripper do you feel like apologizing?

Maybe I feel like it, but it somehow doesn't seem like a good idea. I might have said "I'm really tired tonight" or something like that once or twice.

>Do you ever cum in your pants when she is grinding hard on you during a lap dance?

No.

>If so do you feel self conscious of the other guys around you watching?

Well, I would if I did.

>Have you ever snuck a kiss on her when she is close enough? Or grabbed some flesh?

Yes. Most girls try to avoid kissing, and some (the ones who are not worth getting a lapdance with) try to avoid any kind of touching, but it is a lot of fun when they're into it. If they're not into something then I don't do it.

>If she goes over and above the usual call of lap-dance-duty and does something like puts her hand on your hard cock, do you ever mistakingly think you must be something special and get feelings for her?

No, I'm a realist. It's a job. That doesn't mean I don't enjoy it.

>Then does it bother you when she is grinding away on other guys?

Of course not. cheers, parsnip1965

 

[Fantomahawk]

The strip clubs here are pretty crazy. The girls get completely naked and bite at your dick through your pants while their pussy is inches away from your mouth and they suck on your ears and all kinds of crazy shit.

 

[Deep South Chris]

i was dating a stripper...used to go to see her late..she and all her little friends would like tag team dance on me..it was great..then id go home with her and fuck her brains out...never blew a load in my pants though brotha...might wanna get that checked out, and except for the girl i was dating...no feelings for them, except for the feeling of getting my dick wet with the ones ive fucked..

 

[chidoks]

This thread reminds me of our stripper in vegas... damn, she was good...

 

[boobmanz]

All I can say, is I envy you North Americans. Sin City Amsterdam is my hometown, but stripclubs are an unknown phenomenon.

 

[Steel77]

I've dated and had many sexual relations with strippers their GRRRRRRREAT. I love em' and no they never took me for money the most I give them is a dance at the most $20 and the relations are always after hours yeahh

 

[Tafman]

Do you feel obligated to have a hard on for the stripper? If you don't get a hard on with a stripper do you feel like apologizing?

Never got one, only get em from my hand or gf.

Do you ever cum in your pants when she is grinding hard on you during a lap dance?

never, not even a small chub, doesnt matter if they are grinding like a dog

If so do you feel self conscious of the other guys around you watching?

nope

Have you ever snuck a kiss on her when she is close enough? Or grabbed some flesh?

most clubs are no touching, and they usually sneak a kiss

If she goes over and above the usual call of lap-dance-duty and does something like puts her hand on your hard cock, do you ever mistakingly think you must be something special and get feelings for her? Then does it bother you when she is grinding away on other guys?

Nope, what bothers me is she prolly had 2 dozen other guy faces in her tits before mine.

 

[Tafman]

Up here in Canada we can touch, grab, lick or suck the girl’s tits. Sure it’s posted on a sign that there is “no contact” but in the “Great White North” no one follows those rules. You can do basically anything you want to do but touch her crotch, but even then sometimes the girl puts your hand there. In Canada the unofficial rule is “whatever the girl lets you /wants you to do”

Where in canada? i go to windsor, they have like 5 clubs there, cheetas is a good one. i saw a no touching etc sign, but if u say its ok....

 

[cubanojoe]

not really like that here in Vancouver either as most of the strip clubs are closing down except for Brandy's

 

[Insane_Man]

I heard some good stories about some place used to be in New West.

I've only been to the Caddy Shack a few times, I don't really enjoy strip clubs, fucking biggest attention whores ever.

 

[BADKITTY]

i feel sorry for you guys... the girls get to do anything they want when it's male dancers! when i was in vegas for a bachelorette party, we saw a couple of male shows, and it was out of control...the dancers were tongue kissing the women, and my girl ended up going home with the dancer from our table. craaaaaazy shit; IMO it's just asking for a disease