Why my cum is different while on test

If it tastes more sugary, you need to increase your Potassium intake.






















Ewwww, just kidding! I'm guessing based on your previous threads you're a younger guy? I'm going to suggest you start playing with yourself less, and let a young lady decide if there's something wrong with your spunk.

These semen threads still amaze me. I can't say I've ever spanked the monkey and stood there analyzing the consistency or color or tackiness of my home-brew.
 
MM I love u dude...

On hcg mine gets THINNER, greater volume, improved ballistics w respect to fps an increased range w a flatter trajectory. I m told it s viscosity is somewhat less. I m not sure . I don t fool with it unless it involves a paper towel which I always s pre deploy when I m dating myself.
 
When I'm off my girl has to take two big gulps and swallow twice,, but when I'm on a cycle she just swallows with one simple gulp. not sure why though, it's an AAS mystery.

Perhaps there is some peer reviewed scientific research to analyze all this mysteriousness for us and really get down to the truth ;)
I'll be happy to volunteer my 'load' for the girls in the scientifically controlled lab though
 
Teutonic said:
MM I love u dude...

On hcg mine gets THINNER, greater volume, improved ballistics w respect to fps an increased range w a flatter trajectory. I m told it s viscosity is somewhat less. I m not sure . I don t fool with it unless it involves a paper towel which I always s pre deploy when I m dating myself.
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Lol fps!
 
I shit u not ?I pulled out once and shot a load as she was looking down the length of her torso. I was aiming for a tit but overshot. I did not even see the little wad but she jerked her head back as it nailed her right eye...shit was moving like a 5.56 w a tailwind. That was every bit of 24-30 inches as she was 5, 1. Make a paint ball gun proud lmao
 
My wife likes to SQEEZE my balls when it's ready to BLOW... "SHOOTS OUT FASTER!"... :headshot:
 
Turkey baster approach eh ? I m afraid right now "my bb shot in a box car " testicles are not really large enough for much of that....hcg time but I so tire of pinning.....fuk it, next month.
 
Teutonic said:
MM I love u dude...

On hcg mine gets THINNER, greater volume, improved ballistics w respect to fps an increased range w a flatter trajectory. I m told it s viscosity is somewhat less. I m not sure . I don t fool with it unless it involves a paper towel which I always s pre deploy when I m dating myself.
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This entire post is pure gold. I've never heard this described so poetically lolol.
 
I think it started to go off the rails from the first post... when Cycling said...

My cum is different... Less sticky - Why? :D
 
I can only cum, no pun intended, to deduce
OP is finger f---ing his loads to arrive at that conclusion
He s been told this by either a gf or a cumbucket he s doing hit and runs on.
Or there s some comparisons going on twixt himself and a control sample or samples-not that there is anything wrong with that mind you.

OP feel free to wade in and share your experiences to allow us to gain some insight into your specific methodology of field tests conducted to generate this query.
 
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