Your morning routine.

[Steroids are my anti-drug]

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the Terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked Terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the Terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my Terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

 

[Hockeyplaya18]

Bahahahaha, I sure hope this is your true ritual.

 

[Georgia]

Hahaha...dude don't ever lose this ritual...teach your kids this ritual.

"Go into the world and be badasses my sons"

 

[darkside06]

hahahahahahaha. Classic!

 

[Sassytassie84]

LOL That is awesome... My morning routine is not nearly as cool. I have a hectic let's get the kid ready and in daycare and run a brush through my hair, brush mine and the boys teeth then I tell my son "Off to the bat mobile!" lol it works to get him to run to the car otherwise he walks slow as shit trying to find bugs, lol. Then daycare and through 1 hr of traffic to get to work...

 

[Bullseye Forever]

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the Terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked Terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the Terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my Terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

Oh God that girl in the 3rd Terminator movie is hot,dam hot,Kristanna Loken

 

[darkside06]

^^Would give her a throw.

 

[Spear]

I roll out of bed whenever I wake up... usually around 7-7:30 and make a weight gainer shake. 2 cups chocolate milk, 1 cup oats, 4 table spoons natural peanut butter, 1 scoop protein... then I wrestle my dogs until we are tired.

 

[Spongy]

I usually spend 15-20 minutes trying to put on my pants as a result of testosterone replacement therapy (TRT) induced morning wood. By the time I have my pants on there really isn't much time left to do anything else since, in typical man fashion, I wake up 30 minutes before I have to leave the house.

 

[DaHurt]

Get out of bed, make a protein shake with instant coffee added, put my eggs and oats on, then take the dog out for a walk while I drink my shake...by the time I get home the eggs and oats are ready and I eat

I always cook one extra egg for the dog and add it to his food, and we eat together.

 

[Sassytassie84]

^lol Spongebob wrestling with a morning wood.... That is a funny thought.... and his little annoying laugh the whole time... haha

 

[crazyfmike]

I am and Old Bastard, the first thing that gets out of bed is my balls hitting the floor only to be dragging behind me to sit on the toilet to pee so I don't dribble all over my feet. Next is call my dog names to feel better about myself (I still have someone to control in my life).

Off to the fridge for a shot of HGH and a fist full of Geritol and nap, all that morning ritual shit wears and old guy out.

 

[Kane_Red_Machine]

hahaha guys... this thread is a therapy for depressives or what?

No need xanax... just read the threads at steroidology, guys...

 

[Flexx1]

What's wrong with the terminator ....stands alone on his own two feet...is not needy for attention ...Rome's alone with no fear of shit...and hunts for pussy....I wanna be that guy!! BIG ARNOLD FAN...

 

[crazyfmike]

hahaha guys... this thread is a therapy for depressives or what?

No need xanax... just read the threads at steroidology, guys...

There is allot more to this Kane. Many people "taking something to feel better" is just pharmaceutical companies on every other television commercial convincing people they "need something".

A good laugh everyday is definitely worth getting up and facing the day for, if not a hundred other simple pleasures.