A little I've learned

crazyfmike

crazyfmike

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This shit is NOT Rocket Science. 90% of you guys need to lighten the fuck up.

Eat, sleep, train and you'll get big. Add some juice and it happens faster but NEVER gets easier. Trying to cheat the fat off using gear is ridiculous. Packing on size, sure. Getting cut up is #1 genetics and #2 diet, gear is only going to do so much for the general population of users.

I am including a pic, me at 26, 16 years before I first juiced. The pic is not to show off but shape your thinking, you have to think EAT, you have to think SLEEP and training is really a no brainer.......move heavy shit in every fucking direction you can.

Tell me big things can't happen Natty.....I'll tell you to kicks ricks.

Eat a slice of Gramda's pie, enjoy a meal out with family and don't get all fucked up your head you might not place in the Mr. O this year. Grandma & Grandpa mean more then your fucking biceps and the Mr. O......dream on man, more guys make ANY Pro Sport over Pro BB'ing.

CFM
 
Here is the picture, someday you might be 49 years old and forget 1/2 of everything you do too.......if some ghetto rat doesn't kill you for crack pipe hit first.
 
Want to be a freak? You're in luck. I'm drunk and going to tell you but let's face it. You don't really want this do you? Want to be a FREAK?

Really?

Want the girls dropping thier jaw when you walk in the room? Want the guys saying WTF when they see you? Want her down on her knees in front of you telling you how hot your abs look before she takes you in her mouth?

Really?

Yeah, most guys do but they don't want to work for it. Face it. Most guys are lazy, don't want to sacrifice and can't eat strict for a week. I'm not going to bull**** you guys in this thread. I will lay it all out but the truth is we don't really want it bad enough. We say we do until we are 45 minutes into our tenth cardio session that week. WE say it until our muscles hurt so bad there are tears in our eyes and we give up. We want it until we have to eat fish for the 4th time that day...I say I want it but I ****ing love beer more, so I drink...I say I want to be a FREAK but I don't want to work for it. I'm 10 weeks into a blast and my will feels broken...I can't go on, or can I??? Do I really want this life? No time but time to train. Time to cook, Time to grocery shop, Time to tan. ****!!! Not fish and shakes again...**** my life.

I walk past the mirror and catch a glimpse. MY obliques are chiseled. My veins look like spider webs all over my body. I catch her looking at me at work, at the store, at the gym. Guys ask me what I'm on. I can't take it. i'm on a ****ING starvation diet and a **** load of cardio but that's not what they want to hear. They want to hear what drugs to take...You PM me every ****ing day. Same questions over and over. ITS NOT THE DRUGS DUMMY!!! Or is it??? Yes and no. Can you take the sides?

Really??? 2 ****ing weeks from now you will PM me again whining. I can't sleep. I can't eat like this. I can't do that much cardio. I can't. I can't... THEN STOP PM'ing ME!!!! I can't help you. You don't ****ing want this! Just admit it! You don't ****ing want this. Its hard. It hurts. You have no social life. You are in the gym when your buddies are drinking beer. You are doing cardio when guys are lying on the couch. You spend your last $50 on protein powder and a bottle of prop. I know all this because I am you. I want it for 2-3 months then I give up. **** 10 sessions of cardio a week. **** eating fish. **** taking pills so I can sleep from all the insomnia from the tren.

Its ok. Get some sleep. wake up and pin. **** I love to pin. Push in more oil. I love it. My lunches are packed. Off to work. Train after work. Get the pump. Here they come. What are you on??? Not this again... I'm on a crazy train. **** my life but **** I look good and I can lift a **** load of weight. Go ahead. **** with me. I will make fast work of you...The tren is in my head. Is she cheating on me? How much sleep did I get last night? 5 hours max. Pin some GH and prop and tren. ****, I need some caffeine. Ok, double espresso. Time to train.

So IF IF IF you can handle the work, cardio and diet not to mention the sides. Then what??? Drugs of course.

You want that freaky bodybuilder look and your g3netics are average like me???

Its actually quite simple but it takes a focus so strong and focused most give up in a few months if not sooner.

****, where am I? Oh yeah the drugs. One word... Trenbolone. How lo0ng can you take it??? Don't cry to me in 3 weeks when you can't sleep. I don't give a ****. I can't sleep either. Time for some Xanax. Maybe some whiskey. Most guys give up on tren right when its getting good. 9 weeks in and man your body is changing. The girls want you. Give me some Cialis, prop and more tren...How high can I go. 500mg tren per week and I look in the mirror. Who is this??? I don't even look the same. I need some mast. maybe some win, var, halo. **** I look like carved stone..;.lol, Im drunk but its all true. Do you want to be a freak? Man the **** up and start working for it bitch.

Prop, tren and an oral is a good start. The question is HOW LONG CAN YOU RUN THIS??? Tren at 9 weeks 500mg per week and you are crazy. Eat, train, pin, sleep....over and over. Im feeling insane. just 6 more weeks. Its 4 months now..... Im sub 10% and huge. Not skinny. Huge and lean...How much longer can I go. I want to look like the guy on the cover of the magazine. REALLY??? Eat some more fish and do some more cardio...**** ****...

Do you really want to be a freak??? Really...?

(taken from another site, thread made me think of it. a pretty lolworthy read imo)
 
Moral of the story is this: enjoy juicing, have fun doing this game. The gains will come, and you'll get what you want, just don't be so damn hard on yourselves and soooo damn gear dependent.

Love,

CFM
 
crazyfmike said:
Here is the picture, someday you might be 49 years old and forget 1/2 of everything you do too.......if some ghetto rat doesn't kill you for crack pipe hit first.
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You know, you're pretty cool for an old guy... but you got a fucked up face ma dude. Dunno how you got through life looking like that.

:)

On another note, if I may change the subject... you're on testosterone replacement therapy (TRT) right now, correct? Is that out of choice or out or necessity? If it's out of necessity, I'd like to ask you... looking back, what do you think was the biggest contributing factor towards going on testosterone replacement therapy (TRT)? Do you have any advice towards young jedi like myself who still wanna get big but wanna avoid testosterone replacement therapy (TRT) in their later years?

Or maybe I should make a new thread for that question
 
I didn't think they had color photos back when you were 26!!! Had to be in the early 1900's you old fuck.
 
MN87 said:
You know, you're pretty cool for an old guy... but you got a fucked up face ma dude. Dunno how you got through life looking like that.

:)

On another note, if I may change the subject... you're on testosterone replacement therapy (TRT) right now, correct? Is that out of choice or out or necessity? If it's out of necessity, I'd like to ask you... looking back, what do you think was the biggest contributing factor towards going on testosterone replacement therapy (TRT)? Do you have any advice towards young jedi like myself who still wanna get big but wanna avoid testosterone replacement therapy (TRT) in their later years?

Or maybe I should make a new thread for that question
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In hindsight I had very high natty test and as it fell off with age and cycles didn't help I decided I was tired of the up and downs. My best PCT's were nothing great, I learned how genetics play in that roll after 12 cycles and 12 PCT's.

The trouble is running gear and finding you bounce back well, why trouble? Look at you ON Cycle and OFF......two guys. The bigger trouble is running gear and having bad recoveries and just wanting to stay ON.

IMO the more a guy can put on natty the better off he is. the mgs I use are gay, totally homo mags like a girl would use to grow a beard.

I have no answer, and there is no test known to determine your genetic potential to retain descent test levels after years of use and abuse.
 
crazyfmike said:
Moral of the story is this: enjoy juicing, have fun doing this game. The gains will come, and you'll get what you want, just don't be so damn hard on yourselves and soooo damn gear dependent.

Love,

CFM
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I like that you scolded me but said Love at the end. Makes me feel better about this thread... LMFAO
 
good thread mike. curious about your opinions on power lifters that don't care about having a six pack and all their goals are around strength gains. totally not being a smart ass dude just wondering if you have ever ventured to that area of training in your years in the game. i train with a lot of big mother fuckers that use roids and eat whatever and drink whatever they want and they are fucking huge and strong but not the most lean dudes. not fat, but not body builders either if you know what i mean... a lot of them don't cycle off as well. and dont even use AI's. sounds crazy i know dude.
 
gadogs83 said:
good thread mike. curious about your opinions on power lifters that don't care about having a six pack and all their goals are around strength gains. totally not being a smart ass dude just wondering if you have ever ventured to that area of training in your years in the game. i train with a lot of big mother fuckers that use roids and eat whatever and drink whatever they want and they are fucking huge and strong but not the most lean dudes. not fat, but not body builders either if you know what i mean... a lot of them don't cycle off as well. and dont even use AI's. sounds crazy i know dude.
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this will sound nuts most steroid users I come across in the real world have no clue what a Aromatase inhibitor (AI) is or pct..they all say we heard of it but dont use them
 
mispronounced said:
Want to be a freak? You're in luck. I'm drunk and going to tell you but let's face it. You don't really want this do you? Want to be a FREAK?

Really?

Want the girls dropping thier jaw when you walk in the room? Want the guys saying WTF when they see you? Want her down on her knees in front of you telling you how hot your abs look before she takes you in her mouth?

Really?

Yeah, most guys do but they don't want to work for it. Face it. Most guys are lazy, don't want to sacrifice and can't eat strict for a week. I'm not going to bull**** you guys in this thread. I will lay it all out but the truth is we don't really want it bad enough. We say we do until we are 45 minutes into our tenth cardio session that week. WE say it until our muscles hurt so bad there are tears in our eyes and we give up. We want it until we have to eat fish for the 4th time that day...I say I want it but I ****ing love beer more, so I drink...I say I want to be a FREAK but I don't want to work for it. I'm 10 weeks into a blast and my will feels broken...I can't go on, or can I??? Do I really want this life? No time but time to train. Time to cook, Time to grocery shop, Time to tan. ****!!! Not fish and shakes again...**** my life.

I walk past the mirror and catch a glimpse. MY obliques are chiseled. My veins look like spider webs all over my body. I catch her looking at me at work, at the store, at the gym. Guys ask me what I'm on. I can't take it. i'm on a ****ING starvation diet and a **** load of cardio but that's not what they want to hear. They want to hear what drugs to take...You PM me every ****ing day. Same questions over and over. ITS NOT THE DRUGS DUMMY!!! Or is it??? Yes and no. Can you take the sides?

Really??? 2 ****ing weeks from now you will PM me again whining. I can't sleep. I can't eat like this. I can't do that much cardio. I can't. I can't... THEN STOP PM'ing ME!!!! I can't help you. You don't ****ing want this! Just admit it! You don't ****ing want this. Its hard. It hurts. You have no social life. You are in the gym when your buddies are drinking beer. You are doing cardio when guys are lying on the couch. You spend your last $50 on protein powder and a bottle of prop. I know all this because I am you. I want it for 2-3 months then I give up. **** 10 sessions of cardio a week. **** eating fish. **** taking pills so I can sleep from all the insomnia from the tren.

Its ok. Get some sleep. wake up and pin. **** I love to pin. Push in more oil. I love it. My lunches are packed. Off to work. Train after work. Get the pump. Here they come. What are you on??? Not this again... I'm on a crazy train. **** my life but **** I look good and I can lift a **** load of weight. Go ahead. **** with me. I will make fast work of you...The tren is in my head. Is she cheating on me? How much sleep did I get last night? 5 hours max. Pin some GH and prop and tren. ****, I need some caffeine. Ok, double espresso. Time to train.

So IF IF IF you can handle the work, cardio and diet not to mention the sides. Then what??? Drugs of course.

You want that freaky bodybuilder look and your g3netics are average like me???

Its actually quite simple but it takes a focus so strong and focused most give up in a few months if not sooner.

****, where am I? Oh yeah the drugs. One word... Trenbolone. How lo0ng can you take it??? Don't cry to me in 3 weeks when you can't sleep. I don't give a ****. I can't sleep either. Time for some Xanax. Maybe some whiskey. Most guys give up on tren right when its getting good. 9 weeks in and man your body is changing. The girls want you. Give me some Cialis, prop and more tren...How high can I go. 500mg tren per week and I look in the mirror. Who is this??? I don't even look the same. I need some mast. maybe some win, var, halo. **** I look like carved stone..;.lol, Im drunk but its all true. Do you want to be a freak? Man the **** up and start working for it bitch.

Prop, tren and an oral is a good start. The question is HOW LONG CAN YOU RUN THIS??? Tren at 9 weeks 500mg per week and you are crazy. Eat, train, pin, sleep....over and over. Im feeling insane. just 6 more weeks. Its 4 months now..... Im sub 10% and huge. Not skinny. Huge and lean...How much longer can I go. I want to look like the guy on the cover of the magazine. REALLY??? Eat some more fish and do some more cardio...**** ****...

Do you really want to be a freak??? Really...?

(taken from another site, thread made me think of it. a pretty lolworthy read imo)
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great read but has this guy gone on a killing rampage yet, if not he should be on clonazepam or Valium.....lol
 
Haha crazyfmike, well said man! I'm not into geeking out over this... I'll let the scientists do that for me and go with the smart guy's experience and wisdom. Yes I want to know what I'm doing so I don't really mess myself up, but let's be real, I wanna get swole! Love hearing from experienced guys like you.
 
crazyfmike said:
Moral of the story is this: enjoy juicing, have fun doing this game. The gains will come, and you'll get what you want, just don't be so damn hard on yourselves and soooo damn gear dependent.

Love,

CFM
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well spoken bro! very good advice brother.
 
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