StevenTae
New member
So, we all agree that we are amazed by how stupid some of the newbies are with the, "WHERE CAN I BUY GEAR" or "I GOT THIS SHIT HOW DO I USE IT" etc type posts.
Well today at the gym I ran into the stupidest fuck of all.
Just finished working out and took a shower.
Was sitting on the bench getting dressed and talking to the dude that I was working out with about the workout, etc. This kid who must have been like 19 years old was sitting in the locker room and he says, "Hey guys can I show you something?"
I responded, "Well as long as it isn't your dick or a rash on your sack sure."
He opens his locker and pulls out a duffle bag. Had about 10 bottles of test, some deca, A-Bombs, Pinz and a bunch of other shit. He says, "I just bought all of this from some guy yesterday and I have no idea how to use it. Can you help me."
I told him to get the fuck out of my face, finished getting dressed and I left.
My workout partner is about 5 foot 10, 291 pounds, 6% bf and is just completely fucking jacked. After I told the kid to fuck off, my boy starts asking him why he wants to use that shit, why he would assume that he and I would know about it, etc.
I go out to the front and was drinking my protein shake. The kid walks out about 5 minutes later with no bag in his hand.
5 minutes after that, my boy comes out with a shit eating grin and the duffle bag. I said what the fuck are you doing? He said, "I told the kid he was going to fuck himself up and he needs to get rid of that shit before he hurts himself or gets arrested."
The kid freaks out and was gonna just throw it out in the gym garbage can. My boy says, "No man, I have a friend with a medical disposal company and he can dispose of this the right way. Give me $100 and I will pay to get the stuff disposed of properly so it won't hurt the environment."
End of story. My boy gets $1500 worth of gear and $100 for his troubles.
Fucking idiots!!!
Well today at the gym I ran into the stupidest fuck of all.
Just finished working out and took a shower.
Was sitting on the bench getting dressed and talking to the dude that I was working out with about the workout, etc. This kid who must have been like 19 years old was sitting in the locker room and he says, "Hey guys can I show you something?"
I responded, "Well as long as it isn't your dick or a rash on your sack sure."
He opens his locker and pulls out a duffle bag. Had about 10 bottles of test, some deca, A-Bombs, Pinz and a bunch of other shit. He says, "I just bought all of this from some guy yesterday and I have no idea how to use it. Can you help me."
I told him to get the fuck out of my face, finished getting dressed and I left.
My workout partner is about 5 foot 10, 291 pounds, 6% bf and is just completely fucking jacked. After I told the kid to fuck off, my boy starts asking him why he wants to use that shit, why he would assume that he and I would know about it, etc.
I go out to the front and was drinking my protein shake. The kid walks out about 5 minutes later with no bag in his hand.
5 minutes after that, my boy comes out with a shit eating grin and the duffle bag. I said what the fuck are you doing? He said, "I told the kid he was going to fuck himself up and he needs to get rid of that shit before he hurts himself or gets arrested."
The kid freaks out and was gonna just throw it out in the gym garbage can. My boy says, "No man, I have a friend with a medical disposal company and he can dispose of this the right way. Give me $100 and I will pay to get the stuff disposed of properly so it won't hurt the environment."
End of story. My boy gets $1500 worth of gear and $100 for his troubles.
Fucking idiots!!!
The fact that he gave him 100 dollars to "dispose" of it cracked me the fuck up. Wow.
