I just gave this number to another guy not 2 days ago, Its my personal # so don't tell anyone. Are you ready to write this down?
1800-UR-A-DUMASS!
Call me anytime I can get anything you need, Hookers, Crack, gear, little boys for your own private amusement park, we are having a sale(little boys shorts are half off). But call today because the only thing I can keep on the shelf is the crack whores, because they can clean their crack and sell it again!
Thats 1800-UR-A-DUMASS! call while supplies last...
Let get that number one more time 1800-UR-A-DUMASS!
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