Dont be that GUY!

just got back from the new job, I hate the fucking asshole who farts around in ur area in the gym lol , that just happen to me a couple of days ago , I still cant figure who the fuck did it, so please fart outside the fucken gym asshole's lol..
It must be me. I drop thick humid gas whenever I am in the gym.
 
That Personal Trainer Guy, that sprawls out the whole gym with his fat little client. Setting up all these stations taking up an Olympic bar on the middle of the floor, pull down machine, pull up machine and a frigging dumbel bench. Running his client around these stations like he is training a pro athlete, way to excuse for your over priced 35 quid for half an hrs session. Fucking hate those guys
 
Actually something that has pissed me off for a long time at my gym is:

People who circle around the parking lot 10 times trying to get close parking. Is it me or is that the most ridiculous thing ever?? I mean, they are going to the gym most likely to either lift or do some cardio or perhaps both. Why does it hurt them to park a little farther away and then walk their fat asses to into the gym. I was loading up my gym gear in my car and this guy is waiting for me for like 5 minutes like a parking vulture. Shit pisses me off. Do any of you guys have this type of thing happen at your gym or is just me??

Oh and then there is this guy who grabs a medicine ball and walks around the entire gym bouncing it like a basketball while having a phone conversation with his hands-free blue tooth. I swear he doesn't lift a weight. Bounces the medicine ball for an hour while talking and then leaves.

Now my venting is done. That is all.

That's my gf straight up! (about the parking thing). That shit drives me crazy so much I scream at her to park then we get into a huge argument in the parking lot and drive back home mad cuz none of us are in a right state of mind to workout... it's mind fucking!
 
That's my gf straight up! (about the parking thing). That shit drives me crazy so much I scream at her to park then we get into a huge argument in the parking lot and drive back home mad cuz none of us are in a right state of mind to workout... it's mind fucking!


I hate it when my girl drives... I hate it when I drive and she doesn't shut up...maybe I should....
 
i cant stand the guy that comes up to you and starts pushing what ever supps he is on....like hes a fucking rep or something but then you dont see him again for 3 months in the gym and he gained 40lbs but he is still pushing the supps on you.....ghey
 
Haterz
That's why I'm thinking about working out at a another location with a less crowd during my cycle...

or I might just pop up in the 8th week of my cycle and just show off my gains and make them hate on me 4real...

I just don't know how to play it...

But i know i will get some haters...esp from the staff...
 
i've got a guy that will stand in the locker room naked and dry his junk with the air dryer....the bad thing is that after i get done doing what i need to in there i go to wash my hands & i gotta stand next to this dude slapping his junk around in front of the hot air.....there is another guy that just hangs out in the locker room and talks to people as they take dumps....awkward
 
The heavy sweater tends to be the norm more in the stack equipement areas. I do see a lot of gyms have signs and spray bottles these days.
 
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