Dont be that GUY!
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the Dragon
A Loanshark
How about that guy that comes dripping wet from the shower into the dressing room. When he has towelled down right in your personal space decides to spray deodorant spray with out taking steps back and it gets all in your face and gym gear because he is to exited on the spray button.
hmm I have two.
the skinny guy who thinks he's huge as fuck
and the fat guy who thinks its all muscle.
for instance, there is this guy at my gym, probably 5 foot 10. very fat. All he does every time he comes in is flat bb bench. and Ill give him props because he can do a good amount of weight but multiple times I have heard these skinny guys talking and being like "damn that guy is swoll" they think he's some big bodybuilder or something. And I've heard him giving advice to some kid and talking about himself and being like "yea god just gifted me with this body" Its like..... looks more like a curse to me. I dont know what the fuck he sees when he looks at himself or what the other skinny guys see when they look at him. I mean maybe he is big when it comes to measurements, but muscles...no.
the skinny guy who thinks he's huge as fuck
and the fat guy who thinks its all muscle.
for instance, there is this guy at my gym, probably 5 foot 10. very fat. All he does every time he comes in is flat bb bench. and Ill give him props because he can do a good amount of weight but multiple times I have heard these skinny guys talking and being like "damn that guy is swoll" they think he's some big bodybuilder or something. And I've heard him giving advice to some kid and talking about himself and being like "yea god just gifted me with this body" Its like..... looks more like a curse to me. I dont know what the fuck he sees when he looks at himself or what the other skinny guys see when they look at him. I mean maybe he is big when it comes to measurements, but muscles...no.
Die$eL~Man
Straight Up Gangster !
the change of clothes guy.. or the guy that dresses in layers ... every time you turn around he got a different shirt on ..
jimbo79
stop fn staring!
The guys that smoke inbetween workouts...
Maybe it's because I used to smoke..but that shit fn stinks.
riprockwell
New member
Actually something that has pissed me off for a long time at my gym is:
People who circle around the parking lot 10 times trying to get close parking. Is it me or is that the most ridiculous thing ever?? I mean, they are going to the gym most likely to either lift or do some cardio or perhaps both. Why does it hurt them to park a little farther away and then walk their fat asses to into the gym. I was loading up my gym gear in my car and this guy is waiting for me for like 5 minutes like a parking vulture. Shit pisses me off. Do any of you guys have this type of thing happen at your gym or is just me??
Oh and then there is this guy who grabs a medicine ball and walks around the entire gym bouncing it like a basketball while having a phone conversation with his hands-free blue tooth. I swear he doesn't lift a weight. Bounces the medicine ball for an hour while talking and then leaves.
Now my venting is done. That is all.
People who circle around the parking lot 10 times trying to get close parking. Is it me or is that the most ridiculous thing ever?? I mean, they are going to the gym most likely to either lift or do some cardio or perhaps both. Why does it hurt them to park a little farther away and then walk their fat asses to into the gym. I was loading up my gym gear in my car and this guy is waiting for me for like 5 minutes like a parking vulture. Shit pisses me off. Do any of you guys have this type of thing happen at your gym or is just me??
Oh and then there is this guy who grabs a medicine ball and walks around the entire gym bouncing it like a basketball while having a phone conversation with his hands-free blue tooth. I swear he doesn't lift a weight. Bounces the medicine ball for an hour while talking and then leaves.
Now my venting is done. That is all.
Misc
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lol yeah there was this one guy at my gym that did this. we called him orgasmo cause he sounded like he was busting a nut on every rep.
the Dragon
A Loanshark
Don't be that guy that sits in the middle of the three seat sauna bench. Then won´t scoop his sorry ass to the other end when another person enters the sauna and sits on the bench.
Meet that guy today, wanted to smack his face in.
Meet that guy today, wanted to smack his face in.
pickle bunny
The Ring Bearer
Girls and all their friggin make up !!!!
There was a guy at my gym that we all swore was screaming "ass" as he pushed up his squats. it had a slow crescendo accentuating the "aaaaa" sound and then into a sharp "ssss" kinda like aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAASSS!!
Did anyone mention the guy that NEVER washes his gym clothes and puts them back sopping went into his gym bag every friggin time he finishes his work work making you wanna scream "What the hell is wrong with you, you're clothes make you smell like unwashed, garbage-dump hobo ass after a skunk crawled into it and died...twice!!"
I think I've used the mens room twice in 4 years at my local gym it's pretty unsanitary with drains backing up all the time ect. About a month ago I'm standing at the urinal taking care of my business this guy completely barefoot & in his birthday suit walks up to a broke urinal with over flow on the floor & takes care of his business & starts a conversation with the guy next to him during the whole process.
No one reracks db's in numeric order & at least a 3rd of the dumbells are under the rack or laying out front at all times. In between sets I'll rerack them, hell I'm just sitting there anyway. I've come to look at it as additional cardio but I constantly get asked why are doing managements job?
This gym is only 1/2 mile from the house & I like to jog up there. The next closest is like 8 miles. Besides it's like 9 bucks a month. I did after the urinal incident get a 2nd membership at the 8 mile gym but find myself for the sake of convenience back at my local petri dish.
No one reracks db's in numeric order & at least a 3rd of the dumbells are under the rack or laying out front at all times. In between sets I'll rerack them, hell I'm just sitting there anyway. I've come to look at it as additional cardio but I constantly get asked why are doing managements job?
This gym is only 1/2 mile from the house & I like to jog up there. The next closest is like 8 miles. Besides it's like 9 bucks a month. I did after the urinal incident get a 2nd membership at the 8 mile gym but find myself for the sake of convenience back at my local petri dish.
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