Dont be that GUY!
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Massive123
Knowledge is Power
How about the ugly loser who has no muscle whatsoever who brigs his smokin hot girlfriend to the gym every now and then and when you catch her checking you out he gets insecure and hugs her, gives her a little kiss, and gives you that look like "yeah she's mine"
haha. Sucker! Happened to me way too many times. The best part is when he goes back to curling his 15lb weights & she spends the rest of her workout eyefucking you. Annoyng as this guy might be I like when he comes around-- cuz she's usually with him
haha. Sucker! Happened to me way too many times. The best part is when he goes back to curling his 15lb weights & she spends the rest of her workout eyefucking you. Annoyng as this guy might be I like when he comes around-- cuz she's usually with him
jimbo79
stop fn staring!
Haha, and she's thinking OMG is that the guy i did last week!
Massive123
Knowledge is Power
I just walked in from the gym and I swear to god I saw the poster child of this thread. 100% truth no bullshit. Ready??
Green tshirt
American flag spandex
White sweat socks half way up his shins (the 80s ruffled type)
Waist bag duffle thingy (whatever they're called) turned sideways
funny thing is he didn't seem gay either. Just fucking weird weird weird. All I could think after I stopped laughing was wow I wish I could snap a pic of this character for that "don't be that guy" thread. Priceless lol.
Green tshirt
American flag spandex
White sweat socks half way up his shins (the 80s ruffled type)
Waist bag duffle thingy (whatever they're called) turned sideways
funny thing is he didn't seem gay either. Just fucking weird weird weird. All I could think after I stopped laughing was wow I wish I could snap a pic of this character for that "don't be that guy" thread. Priceless lol.
jimbo79
stop fn staring!
Ooops sorry bro! JK! Ya that's fn funny! I've seen them with the comfy wrist bands on too! kinda like the 140-145# guy's asking 4 more!
richard nose
New member
its sad but im sure about 75% of dweebs on bbing boards are this:
im a juice head and i want everyone to know that i am guy:
walk around the gym with your water melon farmer arms, thin tank top, dropping weights and grunting so everyone can hear you. you're rude to guys who come up an talk to you and ask advice, you're juiced to the gills but you have done nothing with all your weight gain, you dont compete nor do you have any desire to, just want to juice to "look big" LOL!
one simple solution to all of your issues guys is to wear head phones and never make eye contact with anyone. that way no one ever has the chance to bother you during your sets, you're not asked to spot anyone and no one wants to talk to you.
im a juice head and i want everyone to know that i am guy:
walk around the gym with your water melon farmer arms, thin tank top, dropping weights and grunting so everyone can hear you. you're rude to guys who come up an talk to you and ask advice, you're juiced to the gills but you have done nothing with all your weight gain, you dont compete nor do you have any desire to, just want to juice to "look big" LOL!
one simple solution to all of your issues guys is to wear head phones and never make eye contact with anyone. that way no one ever has the chance to bother you during your sets, you're not asked to spot anyone and no one wants to talk to you.
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getfitdoc
Guest
Hey, whats wrong with the mullet, my hair is long rt now, im thinking of going mullet for at least a solid week.
what category do you fall in?
I'm the guy that pretty much talks to anyone who wants to talk, lifts hard, and has a great time doing it.
i don't flirt with girls, but i don't stop them from flirting with me.
i love to give advice if i can, and get advice when i need it.
i go to a small gym, >300 members, so we all know each other and it's like a fam in there. so my perception is a bit different from someone in a bigger gym.
richard nose
New member
^^ im the guy that minds his own biz when im training, i could care less what hot girl is on the treadmill or which guy is bouncing 315 off his chest on bench.
now if you catch me in the locker room or in the lobby pre/post workout, ill gladly talk to you and answer all questions. im a pt so thats my job.
now if you catch me in the locker room or in the lobby pre/post workout, ill gladly talk to you and answer all questions. im a pt so thats my job.
jimbo79
stop fn staring!
Haha...go for it then! My old boss said "business in the front, party in the back" Have fun with it!
jimbo79
stop fn staring!
jus kidding here! lol.....but massive! wtf he's gay! swing for the fences bro! Don't swing with them! kidding.....GO EH TEAM GO!
tazman03
What the Duece.... ?!?!
lol, at the gym yesterday and this younger guy comes walking out of the locker room in his swim trunks, no shirt. walks all the way up to the front of the gym and proceeded to walk back to the locker room after management saw him.
So here he comes again..... Whamo its the 6'2" 125lb guy thats been popping up in your gyms to.
Old School low cut nike shoes (grey), Tube socks up to his knees,
Blue runners/sprinter shorts rolled over at the waist band making them WAY to short,
Grey boxers fully exposed, a light green shirt that was 2 sizes to small, and to top it off one of those stocking hats with the bills on it, Turned side ways of course.
If only I had my phone on me I woulda took a picture.
So here he comes again..... Whamo its the 6'2" 125lb guy thats been popping up in your gyms to.
Old School low cut nike shoes (grey), Tube socks up to his knees,
Blue runners/sprinter shorts rolled over at the waist band making them WAY to short,
Grey boxers fully exposed, a light green shirt that was 2 sizes to small, and to top it off one of those stocking hats with the bills on it, Turned side ways of course.
If only I had my phone on me I woulda took a picture.
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b_saan
New member
OMG this little old biddy did it to me again today... she waits til I finish a set and then jumps on the machine like she freakin owns it and then sits there on it for a full 3-5mins between sets while she does her 5 sets. She always gets me when it's the last set of the last exercise I'm doing for the day. I tried to talk to her about it the 1st time but she just pretended to ignore me until I was finally yelling so loud she was embarassed and had to respond, then she got all indignant and pulled the age card out. Refused to listen my explanation of gym etiquette and now I'm sure she just does it on purpose.
I finally called her on it again today and reported her ass to managment. They went and had a talk with her and basically told her if she does it again she'll be asked to leave, so I'm
but fuck how stupid and inconsiderate can people be.
I finally called her on it again today and reported her ass to managment. They went and had a talk with her and basically told her if she does it again she'll be asked to leave, so I'm
but fuck how stupid and inconsiderate can people be.OMG this little old biddy did it to me again today... she waits til I finish a set and then jumps on the machine like she freakin owns it and then sits there on it for a full 3-5mins between sets while she does her 5 sets. She always gets me when it's the last set of the last exercise I'm doing for the day. I tried to talk to her about it the 1st time but she just pretended to ignore me until I was finally yelling so loud she was embarassed and had to respond, then she got all indignant and pulled the age card out. Refused to listen my explanation of gym etiquette and now I'm sure she just does it on purpose.
I finally called her on it again today and reported her ass to managment. They went and had a talk with her and basically told her if she does it again she'll be asked to leave, so I'm
wow lmao!
b_saan
New member
Dude the best (or worst) part of it was today was leg day and I finished my 2nd to last set of extensions. Now note that there are 2 extensions machines RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER... I got up, stood just to the left of the left machine (which I was using, the other one was free) intending to stretch and shake out my quads for maybe 30 secs before hopping back on and doing the last set before I went home. She slides right in and moves the back/the leg bar and the weight and plops down as Im trying to tell her I have 1 set left. She finally says "Oh well why don't you use the other one, there are 2 machines you know"...
I'm just glad Im not susceptible to Rage as I told her she was a lunatic and went and found the manager and told him the story. 
miller1619
New member
yeah i sometimes am a victim of doing #2 but its always only for my last set so it doesnt take long. i agree with the unrack rerack for squating and ESPESSIALLY benching. 3 plates each side for wrist raises, then they go and flex to show all the girls how much they can lift.
Massive123
Knowledge is Power
The guy who claps while he's doing cardio on the elliptical!!
Dude Ive never come so close to kicking someone in the back of the knee.
Don't! Be! That! Guy!!!!
Dude Ive never come so close to kicking someone in the back of the knee.
Don't! Be! That! Guy!!!!
There are a few guys at my gym that drop weights every set. It drives me nuts. I dont mind it if its your last set and your going to failure or some shit like that but to drop them on every set is just outta line. We have one douche that takes the plates off the rack and instead of placing them on the bar he drops them from waist level then bends over to pick them up to put them on the bar. I dont know if he is doing it to bring attention to himself or what but the dude is a complete ass. Man you have no idea how i hope one of those plates land on his fucking toes at some point.
TonySuicideKing
The 'Ology Man Whore
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!! I couldnt help but laugh one time at a guy doing that. except he was benching. He's one of those guys that grunts obnoxiously and slapping his arms and his pecs, just making this so obvious he wants attention. he was doing 325... not too impressive but nice none the least. As im running on the tread mill he just screams like some enormous cock ripped in his ass. just..."OOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEE....UGH!" I busted out laughing and almost ate some serious shit on the treadmill. I had to go outside an have a cigarette on that note. If i stayed in there any longer he would have probably beaten my ass.
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