Funny, dunmbass newb, things you have done

[frankzanefan]

I got tickled at someones post the other day, can not remember who's, but it made me think of when i first started gear.

I had purchases some liquid anavar, 2 bottles and had 0 idea of what dosage they came in. So asking the person i bought from, who was not the person who made it, i was told that he used one dropper full. (these bottles were tall and had a dropper cap top)
So i thought...man that is a lot, but ok.
I started the first day with a dropper full.

Mind you i had purchases what i thought was 12 weeks worth...the dropper, upon measurement after 4 days of taking, and realizing half the first bottle was gone, contained 8 cc's worth of anavar..>DOH!!!

finally found out that i was supposed to be taking like 1 cc per day or someshit like that.
So 4 days= 48cc of anavar...oh ya...i was cool.

anyone else have fun, newb stories.

 

[Bullseye Forever]

well the stupidiest thing ive ever done was getting used to pinning myself,i would draw with an 18 guage and pin with a 29 gauge,so i had the 18 gauge full and went to switch the needles,and put the same needles back on the same syringe and pinned myself with that big ass needle lol and my damn face had sweat rolling of it felt like i had stuck a nail in my ass

 

[OX]

I've accidently rammed a 18g through my hand while trying to recap a needle. And i also listened to a buddy....ran my first cycle of tren at 200 a week and test at 250 as I had no idea on dosages and that's what he told me. Long story short, I was very disappointed with steroids until I learned.

 

[cokezero]

I ran my first cycle with sustanon 250 per week. I ran it for 12 weeks. I had no idea what steroids really were except everyone was getting huge that did them. So I ate arbys and mcdonalds pretty much everyday and what the crap is a pct?? Needless to say I gained 22lbs and I lost 23 lbs when it was over. I could not figure out how bodybuilders got big and stayed big. It took me about 2 years before I figured it out. for my sake this was before the day of internet. We are freaking stupid sometimes..

 

[Shovel]

Lol^^^
Luckily, I've listened to the wizards of wisdom and only pinned myself wrong once, the first time cause I watch too many movies I guess...

 

[frankzanefan]

lol...good shit. Hope more people post, cuz this is good information for newbies...and funny as hell!

 

[Rocket Man]

Shit, I'm trying to think of some. Damn I'm getting old. Well, at the age of 15 I spent ten dollars for a bag of leafs from some one and even tried to smoke it.. Not good!!! 25yrs later sent 700 bucks to a source and never seen one bottle... Oh and my third wife but that's another can of worns. you man be safe out there and care tare of you and yours. Peace

 

[crackfox]

I've accidently rammed a 18g through my hand while trying to recap a needle. And i also listened to a buddy....ran my first cycle of tren at 200 a week and test at 250 as I had no idea on dosages and that's what he told me. Long story short, I was very disappointed with steroids until I learned.

I did the same thing, stabbed my self in the hand but with a 21g .. Shaking from being nervous !!!

 

[mdportorock]

What's post cycle therapy (pct)? I didn't do a post cycle therapy (pct) for my first cycle which was like 6 months long. That's what i get by listening to my buddy.

 

[cokezero]

What's post cycle therapy (pct)? I didn't do a post cycle therapy (pct) for my first cycle which was like 6 months long. That's what i get by listening to my buddy.

That seems to be the biggest mistake we all make. "listening to our buddies" Thank goodness for steroidology. No more excuses. Just the guys that don't want to listen

I use to have a friend that was so afraid of needles that when I would stick him he would be punching the wall the whole time. He never did understand if he wouldn't move it wouldn't hurt.

 

[Zeek]

Dumbest thing I've done in a long time is have an argument over the internet! about 2 hours worth

 

[Phatbastard]

I was Fortunate with the people I knew when I started! But shortly after that I decided I'm Tired of trying to find connections at the gym. I was living in Calif at the time. I got the Idea to run to Mexico and go get my own shit. I rented a car cause all be damned if I was gona take mine over there. Run to Mexicaly not knowing anyone with my buddy. Got shut down at first Phamacy.

As I'm walking out some guy I had never seen before asks us what you looking for. So I told him. He's man I can hook you up. I was ok I'll give ya 20 bucks. So he hops in the care we drive into Baha to another Pharmacy go in talks to someone comes out say your good. So I gave him 20 bucks he runs off. LOL

Anyway I go in and the guy did hook me up with some lagit gear! So know I have this large bag of preloaded syringes. I think to my self well I have to get across the boarder now where can I hide these. I pull up the rear seal and spread them out under the seat. Close the door head back to the boarder. The guy does the typical what u here fore blah blah blah.

So I get home open the rear door to get the gear and what do I see? Fucking Preloaded syringes poking out from under the seat LOL. Glad I wasn't one of the many they were having open doors and trunks that day.

 

[darkside06]

dumbest thing i ever done was my first cycle. I didn't know shit about roids....fuck i didn't even know you were supose to do post cycle therapy (pct) or what it was. Guy i worked out with gave me a vial of Test.....not even sure which kind but being that he told me to pin twice a week it had to be a slow esther.

Longstory short......i had enough for about 6-8 weeks and that was it. I noticed some gains. Luckly I didn't get shut down but then again i was just newly married so i wasn't getting any anyways! lol

 

[anewguy]

Thanks to ology I really don't have any stories to post up here. Knock on wood