gear characteristics analogies. HA!!

[Rokkabilly]

this should be good fun fellas!! ive started off with a few, but i hope everyone adds something! feel free to use whichever wonderful substance you feel you may have a grasp on explaining!!

test: the solid friend who will never let you down

tren: a goddess created by the loins of Zeus himself. give her everything she needs and she will take you all the way up to Mt. Olympus to kick it with her pops. cross her and she will smite you. hard.

anavar: the guy who tries hand with the big dogs and pretends to be tough, but really hes just a fairy who would rather hang out with girls and watch desperate housewives .

dbol: like a ladder to the next level. only its infested with termites and the top 8 steps are missing. your gonna need some help to get there or those termites are gonna eat that bitch up and your gonna wind up fallin back down to where you were, all fucked up, and nothin to show for it.

hahahah i know theres some good ones out there so please share!!

-Rokka!

 

[Zeek]

Good stuff Rokka!!!

Winstrol- like a thief in the night who will take all of your HDL and leave you bare and defenseless. This particular POS will even take the lube from your joints just to watch you whither in agony!

I love the Anavar (var) one!

 

[Rokkabilly]

hahahahhahahaha!!!! couldnt have said it better myself.

 

[Rokkabilly]

50 views and nobodys got anything!? Erroneous!

 

[China_Wall]

clen - the hot girl u bump into by chance and somehow end up nailing her... but when u come to u find urself road hard and put away wet, feeling used, abused and not better off... and the headache that comes along with it is nothing be proud of either

 

[blazer69]

hahaha anavar and dbol ones my fav

 

[hamidgs]

HGH is like car wax, that make your old car shiny , and when you driving it you feel the fucking engine is stronger and faster, if you have any GAS in the tank(test).

 

[Rokkabilly]

HGH is like car wax, that make your old car shiny , and when you driving it you feel the fucking engine is stronger and faster, if you have any GAS in the tank(test).

...hehe

 

[NIGHTWING]

I know china wall hit this already but I'll add one more for clen a variation if you will

Clens the hot girl you you know will make you look good in front of all your friends make you look great.

But when you guys are alone she makes your life hell, dealing with her issues and causing you endless headaches!!!

But even when you break up and swear you'll never go back, you always think it will be different this time and there wont be as many problems or headaches. But there still there and now there's even more headaches ><