Last year on spring break in puerto vallarta I went to the resort gym to get a quick pump in before hitting the beach.
While there, there was this milf (extremely tanned, botoxed lips, fake tits) and I noticed all she was doing was straight legged deadlifts and bent over rows...basically anything that would make her ass stick out.
She was wearing those tight black yoga pants and had a great butt, so instinctively i looked and she seemed to notice.
A few minutes later she picked a bench next to me and pretended to be struggling adjusting the incline, she then tapped me on the shoulder and asked for help.
We began talking and this bitch was being crazy aggressive... all she talked about was how she has been staying at our resort for about a month, how much she loves to party every night and have a great time, how she is here all alone, and then she began complimenting me on my looks and feeling my arms.
I literally felt like I was in the introduction to a porno. It was great, I loved it.
As you can imagine, I wanted to fuck this shit outta this broad but I really had no other way to contact her other than getting her room number (since we were out of the country and cellphones don't work). So i got her room number and suggested we should hang out soon.
After our conversation she left the gym and I realized I got so excited that i forgot to set up a specific time to meet (i still kick myself in the ass for this).
I went to her room 3 separate times those last few days but she was never there. I was hoping i'd see her around or at the gym again but nope...i missed out on a great opportunity here
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