Agree. Just like the old saying goes, "don't shit in your back yard".
have u pulled a milf from the gym? srs question
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Agree. Just like the old saying goes, "don't shit in your back yard".
Yes, I have and it was one of the craziest experiences of my life. She was a smokin ass milf and she'd been going to the gym for a while but I was in a relationship and never really bothered with her. Me and my girl broke up and it was like she knew it happened. The week after we broke up I would catch her literally staring at me the entire time I was at the gym. I would look at her and she would smile and not even attempt to look away. She was very polite and waited till I was finished with my workout, bless her heart, she came up to me and was talking and doing the whole flirty thing. She was like, "I'm not gonna beat arond the bush. My daughter is at my mother's house for the weekend. My husband and I recently separated and I'm looking for someone I can casually hook up with. Do you want to come back to my house?" In my head I was thinking holy shit this is perfect. I said, "Yes." We get to her house and she said she had to go tell her roomate that she brought someone home and I didn't think anything of it. I was waiting in her room and all of a sudden she comes back in and the conversation went like this,
Milf:"Soooo it's not actually my roomate."
Me: "Ok?"
Milf:"This is goign to sound really weird but I'm not actually separated from my husband and that was him I just went and talked to."
Me:"WTF do you mean?"
Milf:"Well he kinda likes to see me get fucked by other guys..."
Me:"Are you serious? This is crazy."
Milf:"Soooo are you still ok with this?"
Me:"I'm mean I guess so as long as he isn't gonna try and kill me during this."
I fucked the shit outta her and afterwards me and her husband sat at the kitchen table and bullshitted while she made us some dinner. Easily the craziest experience of my life. I even left my number. I had to rip a page out of their daugthers coloring book and write it with a crayon. Hahahaha the shit test will make you do.
Milf:"Soooo it's not actually my roomate."
Me: "Ok?"
Milf:"This is goign to sound really weird but I'm not actually separated from my husband and that was him I just went and talked to."
Me:"WTF do you mean?"
Milf:"Well he kinda likes to see me get fucked by other guys..."
Me:"Are you serious? This is crazy."
Milf:"Soooo are you still ok with this?"
Me:"I'm mean I guess so as long as he isn't gonna try and kill me during this."
I fucked the shit outta her and afterwards me and her husband sat at the kitchen table and bullshitted while she made us some dinner. Easily the craziest experience of my life. I even left my number. I had to rip a page out of their daugthers coloring book and write it with a crayon. Hahahaha the shit test will make you do.
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I don't pull milfs at the gym. I pull midwtfs (mothers I don't want to fuck) 
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well she was a doctor and well off. She really didn't eat as much as she should of and workout like a mother fucker (repped 185 in squats). She was really cool and smart. Anyways, one day I went and talked to her about the show I heard she was going to do (It was a small town and people started doing shows and it blew up...everybody started doing shows). Helped her with some of the questions she has and told her how amazing she looked.
couple weeks later I moved to a different city because I transferred into a different university. I was at the gym one day and I remember that I was sitting down between my squat sets and feeling like shit (while being super annoyed at being around young students "working out"). She text me about how thankful she was about my kind words and all and the next text message was her bend over on a couch in a thong saying "what do you thank of my back?" Lets just say I had a good 15-20 minute before I got up from my bench I was seating on.
We continued texting and when I went back home visiting I ran into her in the gym...we started talking about everything and her shows and life. She started showing me pictures of her and lets just say she was not that covered up in them. I didn't sleep with her because 1) I have a GF and 2) would not take advantage of a person in that position (i know I'm gay blah blah blah).
My GF knows about her...she continues sending me pics every now. We have actually gotten to know each other very well and if I ever become singal and go back to that town I'll probably...
I don't have a perfect body but from my features I stand out. I am always friendly and help people out and to the guys that I know I give them free supplements and hook them up. She's not the only girl that has done that so I guess being a nice person does pay off.
But god damn she had some huge lips and some huge boobs...and a 110K mercedes.
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