Motorcycles can shrink your penis?

[hard2gain]

Ok so the title was a bit misleading but slightly true. I was listening to the radio this morning and they were talking about how this guy had gotten into an accident on this motorcycle. He had a few injuries and one of them was a broken pubic bone. This injury caused some permanent damage in which the outcome was his penis to be 1.5 inches smaller. Permanently!!!

After hearing this my bike is now for sale on craigslist. The risk of death is one thing, But this?!?! Hell naw not worth it to me lol.

 

[IronReps]

Don't do it man!

 

[hard2gain]

I'd rather be dead than have a lebanner penis haha

 

[Zeek]

LOL This thead is going to cause Labanner to stop riding his Peugot scooter around Paris!!

Here is Labanner

And his scooter

 

[bigherm2121]

Hahahahaha

 

[hard2gain]

God damn Zeek I can't stop laughing!

 

[Zeek]

If a thread has the word penis in it, Labanner is sure to make an appearance!!

 

[IronReps]

Not this again. Last time I spit my water onto my keypad. LOL.

 

[bigherm2121]

Poor Lil guy. Lol

 

[IronReps]

Zeek were you a bully in school lol?

 

[D-Cal]

Lmao

 

[Zeek]

Zeek were you a bully in school lol?

Honestly I was like a reverse bully. When I would see someone messing with a little guy or a weak personality type I would make it my mission to torture that individual.

I always pull for the under dog!

Labanner is a special case, the man sent me PM's one night talking about sending me a pic of his "pee pee" . I do like him as a person he is just a bit whacky

 

[bigherm2121]

Honestly I was like a reverse bully. When I would see someone messing with a little guy or a weak personality type I would make it my mission to torture that individual.

I always pull for the under dog!

Labanner is a special case, the man sent me PM's one night talking about sending me a pic of his "pee pee" . I do like him as a person he is just a bit whacky

Oh my that is Fucking hilarious. I actually spit my salmon all over my table.

 

[IronReps]

The French are a different breed.

 

[Zeek]

The French are a different breed.

They really are! to him it was a normal conversation we were having.


"Hey bro, how are you. Beautiful weather we are having BTW might I send you a pic of my Pee Pee for you to look at and give me feedback on"

 

[IronReps]

They really are! to him it was a normal conversation we were having.


"Hey bro, how are you. Beautiful weather we are having BTW might I send you a pic of my Pee Pee for you to look at and give me feedback on"

Should've said Nah man this is America and we don't send each other pics of our Pee Pees.

 

[hard2gain]

Dick pics!! hahaha anybody else watch Blue Mountain State??

 

[essays]

Dick pics!! hahaha anybody else watch Blue Mountain State??

Someone call me?

 

[hard2gain]

Hmmm what if Bret Favre is french? It would make sense in so many ways lol

 

[Hockeyplaya18]

What kind of bike you rocking Hard2gain?? I have a GSXR 600, 07...I plan on avoiding breaking my pelvic bone causing me to be hung like a grape : ) lol