My last trip to wal mart

Teutonic

Teutonic

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1440 hours. Monday.

I needed to print photo s of my boy, buy a case of muscle milk, water etc..

I go in after trap s delts tri s with an underarmor shirt..veigned and as pumped as my skinny ass can be..looking to the left at the for sale stuff.

I m in gear..purposeful stride and a wannabe gangsta hard type get s almost knocked over as

1- I m blind in that right eye

2- I m 200 pds..he was a buck fifty..maybe.

3- He was off balance holding up his pants and I must have got him on the sway out part of his stride..he had to stutter step to recover.

4-I don t give a -uck.

I got my cart and noticed I was being cased by 3 of the wannabes. I approached timidly and whispered in an apologetic tone...

Are you all together ?
Das rite
eeyaah
uuh uuuh
( combined iQ s maybe 100 )

Well then ..-uck all 3 of you.

Silence prevailed.

These type s make people like my mother move when she shops. (OK Mama is in Bavaria, and there are zero of those there, but you get it right ?)

I m rambling but damn I hate where we re going.

I m not going to Walmart anymore.
 
Fuck that. . Ill bump in to them with my shopping cart in the isle when they wont move!! They think they are the only people in the world, who stand in the middle of the isle and play deaf/dumb(this part is not an act)

So when im grocery shopping(at Wal Mart) Ill need to get around somebody, Ill say "exuse me" once. If they dont attempt to move or move fast enough Ill(depending on my mood) nudge somebody in the ass,or push/bump into their cart with mine. Nobody else will ever say anything. . Im behind this well dressed man the other day and he's saying "excuse me. . Mam. . Excuse me . . mam . While this "lady/and her 4 kids were rudely ignorring him. So I come threw there yelling "coming threw" and push her shit to the side with my cart! Im like "your in the way" her husband said "my bad" and this lady looked at me like I was fucking crazy . . (Probaly because the fact that i am)
 
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Commin through bitches. You can get on board but don't be standin on the tracks

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Teutonic said:
1440 hours. Monday.

I needed to print photo s of my boy, buy a case of muscle milk, water etc..

I go in after trap s delts tri s with an underarmor shirt..veigned and as pumped as my skinny ass can be..looking to the left at the for sale stuff.

I m in gear..purposeful stride and a wannabe gangsta hard type get s almost knocked over as

1- I m blind in that right eye

2- I m 200 pds..he was a buck fifty..maybe.

3- He was off balance holding up his pants and I must have got him on the sway out part of his stride..he had to stutter step to recover.

4-I don t give a -uck.

I got my cart and noticed I was being cased by 3 of the wannabes. I approached timidly and whispered in an apologetic tone...

Are you all together ?
Das rite
eeyaah
uuh uuuh
( combined iQ s maybe 100 )

Well then ..-uck all 3 of you.

Silence prevailed.

These type s make people like my mother move when she shops. (OK Mama is in Bavaria, and there are zero of those there, but you get it right ?)

I m rambling but damn I hate where we re going.

I m not going to Walmart anymore.
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good for you. these little Gang bangers need to be taught respect for others. the demand respect from the weak but yet give none back to anyone.
earn this right and your skulls wont be busted open.
 
Repo said:
Ew yucky - heaven help us if he/she/it - decides to bend over to tie a shoe! :p
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I hope that dumbass was buying some clothes that fit because he/she/it is ONE shart away from having a muddy rooster tail up the back of his/her/its shirt.
 
Damn I wish that would happen too me Teutonic.People tend to get out of my way when I'm stepping.I'm 6'3" 270 and bulking right now so that certainly helps them pay a little more attention.
 
Walmart is hilarious!

If you feel bad about yourself, go there and look at the people there. lol

or just goto peopleofwalmart.com

Why do all these crazy looking people converge at local Walmarts?
 
Gotta love Walmart, gotta hate punks and wannabes.

My buddy at work had his car broken into, they stole a crapload of stuff. Well his dad found out the crew that stole his goods. He tracked down the car while they were actually driving and waited till the stopped. He confronted them, they were three "hoodrats" and they started talking crap. Two of them pumping up their "boy" to fight.

So the guy pulls a knife on my buddy(Bigger dude, training for the Marine Core atm) and comes towards him. Short story, he dislocated the hoodrats shoulder, broke his elbow, the wrist, and messed up his face something mean. The other two hoodrats started apologizing, saying they were sorry, and they already sold the stuff, they were sorry, wont happen again, bs, bs, bs...

So he didnt get his stuff back, because he seriously injured the guy he didnt want cops involved and possible mess up his marine core contract. But at least he got satisfaction.
 
Zero V said:
Gotta love Walmart, gotta hate punks and wannabes.

My buddy at work had his car broken into, they stole a crapload of stuff. Well his dad found out the crew that stole his goods. He tracked down the car while they were actually driving and waited till the stopped. He confronted them, they were three "hoodrats" and they started talking crap. Two of them pumping up their "boy" to fight.

So the guy pulls a knife on my buddy(Bigger dude, training for the Marine Core atm) and comes towards him. Short story, he dislocated the hoodrats shoulder, broke his elbow, the wrist, and messed up his face something mean. The other two hoodrats started apologizing, saying they were sorry, and they already sold the stuff, they were sorry, wont happen again, bs, bs, bs...

So he didnt get his stuff back, because he seriously injured the guy he didnt want cops involved and possible mess up his marine core contract. But at least he got satisfaction.
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He should have taken the others two ID's/info and told them he wanted a payment plan/or broke everboys elbow/ribs
 
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Teutonic said:
1440 hours. Monday.

I needed to print photo s of my boy, buy a case of muscle milk, water etc..

I go in after trap s delts tri s with an underarmor shirt..veigned and as pumped as my skinny ass can be..looking to the left at the for sale stuff.

I m in gear..purposeful stride and a wannabe gangsta hard type get s almost knocked over as

1- I m blind in that right eye

2- I m 200 pds..he was a buck fifty..maybe.

3- He was off balance holding up his pants and I must have got him on the sway out part of his stride..he had to stutter step to recover.

4-I don t give a -uck.

I got my cart and noticed I was being cased by 3 of the wannabes. I approached timidly and whispered in an apologetic tone...

Are you all together ?
Das rite
eeyaah
uuh uuuh
( combined iQ s maybe 100 )

Well then ..-uck all 3 of you.

Silence prevailed.

These type s make people like my mother move when she shops. (OK Mama is in Bavaria, and there are zero of those there, but you get it right ?)

I m rambling but damn I hate where we re going.

I m not going to Walmart anymore.
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"Fk all three all three of you"' huh:D Priceless

I put somebody on their ass in the airport once. . Man, they had it coming.
Im not sure what it is, but people are rude as hell in any airport Ive ever been in, and insist on stopping right in front of me
People are just really stupid nowadays, and do not care about anybody else
 
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Every trip from Walmart I ask my wife if it is a requirement to weigh 350 pounds to work there?

Where is this country going with all these out of shape overweight people? And I'm being nice about it!!!! It's sad.
 
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