My wife HATES Chip Wadowski...

[RJ]

but i'm sure its in a good way.

Let me start off by saying i have a hot ass wife. Banging body, gorgeous face, big fake tits, PHAT ass. She is an absolute freak and will let me do whatever i want to her (only rules from Day 1 were no farm animals, midgets or small appliances). She loves any position, anal, DP, toys, throat fucking, spanking, whatever. We've had threesomes, foursomes, fivesomes. We role play, talk dirty and she loves it rough. So there has never been a lack of desire when it comes to wanting to fuck her.

But for the last two weeks i have been beating the breaks off that ass. She actually said two nights ok "OK honey, i think you broke it!!" I have been dumping so much ball sauce in her every night due to this HCG that her nose has been constantly running!! hahahaha

So, i gave her a brief rest (of course I've still been spanking it) and we'll start up again tonight.

Thanks to Chip and the Maximus team. I guess i never knew how much I missed that stuff.

 

[mlc31]

No midgets!? Puritan

 

[RJ]

No midgets!? Puritan

she has the pussy...

she makes the rules.

 

[Mr P]

Hmmm!!... and all this time I thought you were a Conservative Republican let's see here:
3some, 4some,5some Gang Bang, sandwich with a midget WTF! is consider a midget WTF! do you mean us Little people?

 

[CHIP WADOWSKI]

she has the pussy...

she makes the rules.

Don't ya love it though when you got the confidence to KNOW that you can supply "ROUND THE CLOCK COCK and DICK ON DEMAND" and just turn that shit inside out and upside down, and make her feel like you just did "ORIGAMI" on her ass!! No matter how bad ass a babe is.... there is nothing better that watching her and letting her THINK she is casting her magic spell on you, and then its YOU who is able to decide when to bring the motherf***in THUNDER!!!!!! That poor girl gets off your SWORDOFSKI, tears in her eyes, telling you she cant take any more..... pleading for mercy.... as if she just got done riding SECRETARIAT for ten miles.... and then you say, "FLIP OVER, BITCH, I'M ONLY HALFWAY DONE"!!!

 

[MightyMouse9999]

Where is this thread going? I'm sure once chip chimes in it'll get even better

 

[CHIP WADOWSKI]

Where is this thread going? I'm sure once chip chimes in it'll get even better

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[RJ]

I never claimed to have a big dick... i just got an ass like a jack hammer!!

 

[cjw2021]

Yeah let's see any average joe, milk man, or UPS man beat that kind of performance. Not going to happen. The unlucky bastards getting 200mg every 3 weeks sure as hell won't be in the running up.

 

[JOWS6]

Hmmm!!... and all this time I thought you were a Conservative Republican let's see here:
3some, 4some,5some Gang Bang, sandwich with a midget WTF! is consider a midget WTF! do you mean us Little people?

It's been shown that Republicans have more satisfying sex lives than Democrats. I attribute SOME of this due to the fact that republicans tend to be better-looking!

RJ, I hope I have the same problems soon too! Also, "Pics, or it didn't HAPPEN!!"




Edit: How the hell do you post pictures?

 

[RJ]

It's been shown that Republicans have more satisfying sex lives than Democrats. I attribute SOME of this due to the fact that republicans tend to be better-looking!

RJ, I hope I have the same problems soon too! Also, "Pics, or it didn't HAPPEN!!"

haha, we got another snigg on our hands. Sorry JOW, no sex/nude pics of my wife. Here's a modeling shot of hers i love.

Edit: How the hell do you post pictures?

When you post a reply, down at the bottom click on manage attachments and add pics that way.

 

[CHIP WADOWSKI]

haha, we got another snigg on our hands. Sorry JOW, no sex/nude pics of my wife. Here's a modeling shot of hers i love.






When you post a reply, down at the bottom click on manage attachments and add pics that way.

RJ.... YOU BASTARD! LIKE I SAID... SOME GUYS HAVE ALL THE LUCK!

As for JOWS6.... I'm getting him ramped up right now.... Real Deal Holyfield, star8 UP PLAYA FROM DA HIMYLAYA... Tru G!
Can you say, "BATMOBILE"

JOWS6.... I'M BOUT TO MAKE YOU A SUPERSTAR...!!!

DISCLAIMER: MAXIMUS HRT CLIENTS... PLEASE DO NOT BE UPSET IF/WHEN YOUR PARTNER SCREAMS OUT "CHIP" or "MAXIMUS" DURING SEX. I PROMISE I DO NOT KNOW THEM. THAT IS JUST THEIR WAY OF SAYING, "THANKS!!!"

 

[Natehayes]

Holy crap, RJ !!!!!!!!

You are one very lucky guy!

 

[Blondie_Bombshell]

RJ, I never recognize her as a brunette! yum.

 

[Greybeard]

Damn...

 

[RJ]

RJ, I never recognize her as a brunette! yum.

thats because you could barely see her hair color with your head always buried in between her thighs.

 

[jimbo79]

PHAT=Pretty..Hot..And..Tempting..


Rj you are not phat

 

[RJ]

PHAT=Pretty..Hot..And..Tempting..


Rj you are not phat

i know. I'm the other kind of fat. lol

 

[CHIP WADOWSKI]

I could only IMAGINE holding a MAXIMUS HRT NATIONAL CONVENTION......

Complete, with THE GIRLS OF MAXIM-US....???.....

HMMMMM.....

Could that be my next big idea.....

 

[JOWS6]

haha, we got another snigg on our hands.

Sorry, what's a snigg?

She is an absolute freak and will let me do whatever i want to her (only rules from Day 1 were no farm animals, midgets or small appliances). She loves any position, anal, DP, toys, throat fucking, spanking, whatever. We've had threesomes, foursomes, fivesomes. We role play, talk dirty and she loves it rough. So there has never been a lack of desire when it comes to wanting to fuck her.

But for the last two weeks i have been beating the breaks off that ass. She actually said two nights ok "OK honey, i think you broke it!!" I have been dumping so much ball sauce in her every night due to this HCG that her nose has been constantly running!! hahahaha

So, i gave her a brief rest (of course I've still been spanking it) and we'll start up again tonight.

Thanks to Chip and the Maximus team. I guess i never knew how much I missed that stuff.

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