Roid rage- TRUE story- must read!!!

Victorian guy

Banned -- Cant respect a free board
Brothers,

I have read that 'roid rage' is nonsense. Well, let me say, after Sunday's events, I KNOW roid rage is real, and it frightens me!

I have been on a bulking cycle of 2 grams of test a week and 200 mg anadrol a day for some months now, and I can tell you I definitely must be experiencing roid rage. Here is how it all happened-

Sunday began as always. I awoke in the morning, ate stacks of pancakes, several packs of sausages, 2 dozen eggs, and a 5-scoop shake of Joe Weider's 'Mega Mass 4000', then donned one of my 1500 dollar Italian suits, and headed off for Sunday mass. My driver, Nobby, whisked me to the 500 year old Cathedral I attend every Sunday, and we both walked in and sat down most humbly and reverently.
As the mass commenced, I heard a voice behind me whispering, and some giggling, and simply EXPLODED in rage. I spun around, and screamed "SILENCE! This is a HOUSE OF GOD, you tramp!!" in the face of the teenage girl who was the cause of this disturbance. The congregation fell silent, even the priest stopped saying mass for a moment. The man in front of me turned around and gave me a most insulting look, as if I had somehow done something wrong here!
I sat shaking in rage at this pencil neck, and when that part of the mass came in which members turn to others and shake their hands, saying 'Peace of Christ', this man turned to me.
"Peace be with you" he muttered, and held out his hand.
I grasped his hand, began crushing it in a vice-like grip, and screaming!!
It took 20 parishioners, including Nobby, to pull me off of him- I voluntarily released my grip, and he fell to the floor, his hand a lump of crushed bone!
Later, outside, as the ambulance took the fellow away, a hostile crowd of parishioners approached me. One of them, a woman who looked about 100 years old, 5 feet tall, and not a pound over 95, came at me brandishing an umbrella- she meant to strike me! Nobby saw this danger, and came rushing forward, clothes-lining the old witch with one of his stubby, massive arms- she was knocked backward so hard that she did a perfect back-flip, arse-over-tit, and fell to the cement like a rag doll. Then the priest approached us, and I punched him right in the face with the force of a wrecking ball, sending him sprawling to the ground, knocked out cold. Nobby took out his bike chain and, swinging it over his head, sent the rest of the hostile crowd running in terror.
Nobby and I got into the Rolls Royce and left the scene, as the blaring of police sirens grew near.
Those bastards! They were lucky I hadn't stuck about to press assault charges!

Brothers- what do you think- am I indeed suffering from 'roid rage'?
 
lol ok im glad this thread was pulled back up..... I think this guy is a complete fucking idiot who wrote all this bull shit for so many reasons. 1 if he did do that why confess online where it can be traced back to you. 2. Who fucking cares if some bitch is talking in church just fucking get up and move. 3. if he has 1500 dollar Italians suits and is driving around in a rolls Royce their is going to be no FUCKING GREESY FUCKING BIKE CHAIN AROUND THAT TYPE OF EXPENSIVE LEATHER!

This guy just wants to sound like a Mafioso and that is the main point of him writing this shit. And if not and he really is big balling like that he broke the number one rule of doing illegal activities..... DONT FUCKING DRIVE IN A ROLL"S ROYCE WITH 1500 DOLLAR SUITS...... if he was connected that shit would never fly. They would kill him before letting him attract that much attention. So I have piece by piece proven this is all a lie.

If it is not a lie and he really did all that shit. He does not have roid rage... He has something called being a fucking idiot. He might of well just stayed and let the cops shoot him because it sounds like he has enough turmoil in his life to where he wants to die and just does not know it yet.
 
Omg I cried laughing. Yes its very sick and twisted but knowing that this NEVER happened...I'm breaking down in laughter trying to write this...I CAN laugh at it. No one in their left or right mind would do some crazy ass shit like that. Its almost told so well in such a story like book setting. Its sick and twisted and funny...but so am I. These are the trolling efforts that get my applause :beertoast
 
well..great imaginary story to show what a roid rage is but i really dunno whats the added value in knowing about the 1500 $ suit, the driver and the rolls royce .. Pure BS
 
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bull fkn shit

If I d been there I d crossed myself, asked for forgiveness, put 17 pounds pressure on a knee laterally from outside, in.....on the OP s knee clost, then assisted this fuck s descent using him both as traction, cover and as a hurdle to---Step under the swinging chain and drove the other s guido s nose into the frontal lobe...nother better than a non conforming immigrant than a DEAD non conforming immigrant.

Went to Waffle House---they got good shit there.

Dude get a gf before I put your IP address out there for all to see. Your need to type this is disturbing, your need to out it out here is alarming..

You got your purple armor yet ? Your mamma know ur here ?
 
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This story is fake. You might of yelled at some chick but all the other stuff is BS. If an ambulance showed up for dudes hand so would of the police and I don't care what roids your on one hit with that taser and your done. So pipe down here tuff guy. Its all in your head.
 
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