sperm smell. no jokes. srs answers pls

[Rastas]

if i bust 4-5x on my shirt. and leave it in the bathroom. it stinks the whole bathroom out.

Day 1: Toey. Time to bust a nut I'll just use this shirt I'm wearing.
Day 2: Still toey: I'll bust a nut in this shirt I'm still wearing because it's good for two wears.
Day 3: Hornier still: Lucky I'm wearing my wanking shirt again because it's my day off and I cbf'd doing laundry.
Day 4: Man I'm horny. If only I was wearing a shirt to bust a nut in. Oh wait, here's one.
Day 5: Something smells funky.

 

[AlphaKenny1]

Why are you cumming on anything other than your girlfriend anyway? I don't get guys who wank while they've got a woman. Then what's the point of having her around?

 

[jack3d4life]

Haha, Jack3d isn't the only one who couldn't stop laughing. This brought a tear to my eye!

Bro I had to come back and read it all over again!! Hahah I'm dying still

 

[MustangDX]

OP, use your wife as a cum dumpster/septic tank. Let her deal with that foul oder...

 

[Krazydiamond]

Since the tren issue has been addressed you may also have a look at your multi vitamins if your running any. Been using animal nutrition multis and my piss and jizz stink something awful.

...oh and on a side note, if the wife's not around use a sock, why ruin a good shirt?

 

[Magical]

Do your friends ever ask why you have stains on all of your shirts? Also, Peter North says eat lots of pinneapple. Bitches be loving that shit

 

[Rockem]

Funnist shit I've ever read on here!

 

[3J]

i couldn't think of a better title to get yourself flamed

 

[carrerarich]

Hahahahahhaa this made me lol