The joke thread...

[safety-man]

so little suzzie was up early getting ready for her day at school.
she heard some noise from the washroom and decided to go in.
she saw her mother in the shower and noticed her bush.
suzzie asked her mother pointing at her pussy "whats that?"
her mother replied "thats my beaver"
suzzie asked curiously "when will i get a beaver"
her mother said "when you are about 12 years old"
happy with the answer suzzie continued on her way.

this time suzzie heard some noise coming from her parents bedroom and once again decided to investigate. upon going in she noticed her father getting dressed.
now suzzie pointed at her fathers cock and asked him, "dad what is that"
her father replied "thats my dick"
suzzie said "when will i get one"
without hesitation her father replied "in about 15 minutes when your mother goes to work"


i know thats sick and fuckers like that deserve to die!

 

[cyto33]

you dirty racist, thats not how it goes!!!

well hows it go then. lol

 

[cyto33]

little johny walks in on his mom riding dad.
says what are you doing.
shaken mom says i'm bouncing on daddys belly to flaten it out.
little johny just looks on and says dont bother.
when you leave for work the neighbor comes over and blows it back up.

 

[cyto33]

little johny hears noise one night and gets up to see what it is.
well his dad has mom bent over screwing the guts out of her.
dad sees little johny just as he turns away and gives him a wink and a smile.

lator the next day dad figures he better go explain what happened.
so as dad gets close to johnys room he hears noise.
he slowly sneak up and then burst the door open and yells what the fuck is going on here.
little johny has his grandma bent over the walk and is fucking her guts out.
he looks at his dad and says
not so funny is it now, fucker.

 

[cyto33]

little white guy gets in an elevetor and sees this huge black guy
he looks up in aww

black guy says 7 feet tall 350lbs 18" dick Turnner Brown
the little guy faints just as the doors close.
when he come to he see the big black guy standing over top of him.
the big guys says hey what wrtong why did you faint?

the little guy says 7 feet tall 18"dick and turn a round.
big guy laughs say Name is Turnner brown.

think thats how it goes

 

[safety-man]

little johnny says to his mother "mommy our maid ms.lopez is an angel"
his mother said "oh yeah?"
he replied - yeah. i saw her standing at the window naked sreaming "im coming god im coming!"
if it were not for daddy holding on to her so tightly she would have gone all the way to heaven!

 

[cyto33]

LOL thats one i have not heard before.

 

[cyto33]

what do you call 2 lesbians in a closet
clicker cabinet

what did they build there house out of
tounge and groove

why are they so skinny.
they dont eat dick

 

[safety-man]

ok for black patrons here this is only a joke...one i made up if that makes you feel any better...


what does a black father and a cheap bar of soap have in common?








































they both leave scum behind!

 

[3J]

Mike tyson and his mannager don king walk into a chapel that the pope was visiting. As they are walking in tyson is eating seeds and throwing them on the floor. Tyson sees that people are going up to the pope to be blessed. One by one they went up there and had the pope make the shape of a cross with his hands. Tyson turns to don and says hey don i have a big fight coming up anc i wanna be blessed by the pope go talk to him. Don in compliance goes up to the pope as tyson is looking and the pope does the cross thing first to his head then to his belly then left to right on his chest

Don comes back to tyson. Tysonasks don what happened. What did he say??? Did he bless u??

Don says no. As he was making the arm movments the pope said" u fucking nigger grab ur nigger friend get ur nigger seeds and get the fuck out of here"

 

[RJ]

hahaha. awesome.

OK, i love this one.

What do a brick and a fat white girl have in common?







































Sooner or later they're both gonna get laid by a Mexican.

no offnse Pinga

 

[safety-man]

new one i heard today....

whats the difference between JAM and marmalade?



















you cant marmalade your cock into a chicks ass!

 

[Mr P]

hahaha. awesome.

OK, i love this one.

What do a brick and a fat white girl have in common?

Sooner or later they're both gonna get laid by a Mexican.

no offnse Pinga

Viva Mexico !!!!

Do u know why we call you Americans Gringo cause your Crazy Bunch of Cowboys you shoot first and ask later, you scare us just Go Go man Go Lol.....

BTW: a Spanish flare is not the same as a Mexican flare..Apples & bannanas, First time I have to correct you, now your Banned!! LMAO

 

[barrysanders]

little johnny says to his mother "mommy our maid ms.lopez is an angel"
his mother said "oh yeah?"
he replied - yeah. i saw her standing at the window naked sreaming "im coming god im coming!"
if it were not for daddy holding on to her so tightly she would have gone all the way to heaven!

I love it