Trenbolone Nasal Spray
by Par Deus
The following is intended for informational purposes o_nly blah blah blah...
Without a doubt, o_ne of the most effective androgens in existence is trenbolone (aka Parabolan), but since the disappearance of real Parabolan many years ago, it has become almost a truly mythical substance - both in its glorious reputation and in the fact that it exists primarily as just that - a legend from the past. The exception is Finaplix-H cattle implants.
Though relatively easy to obtain, these have been far from a perfect solution - due to binders, sterility issues, etc... until now. I proudly introduce: The Trenbolone Nasal Spray.
The first step will obviously be Procuring Your Androgen (tm). This is relatively simple - a quick search of the internet should turn up several veterinary supply companies selling it at a very reasonable price - o_n the order of $15/gram. These companies will likely require "proof of cattle" of some sort. This is not really a problem as it is not at all difficult to fake - a bit of creativity and 5 minutes in MS Word will produce a realistic looking feed bill or slaughter invoice. Just supply a major credit card, and your Finaplix will be in the mail. I should note a quick caveat -- having the order sent to Los Angeles or New York City will probably arouse considerably more suspicion than having it sent to a small town in the Midwest, so keep that in mind.
The next step is where things get slightly more difficult -- and is where the shortcomings of previous methods have reared their heads. I will look quickly at a few of them:
Dissolve it in DMSO -- DMSO smells quite bad, to say the least (though I was recently introduced to an odorless DMSO) -- it will also irritate the skin and deliver the binders into your body along with your androgen. Not to mention it will probably o_nly result in systemic delivery of 20-25%.
Another option is to dissolve it in veggie oil then inject, but this is far from perfect as well - you will get 100% delivery, an obvious plus, but you will also get 100% delivery of the binders as well as any pathogens that might be introduced to your solution along the way. This reduces the safety considerably.
A more refined option is to purchase a kit or follow the instructions designed for the purpose of creating a sterile, binder free injectable -- but this requires multiple chemicals, syringes, syringe filters, and 20+ steps. This is probably the most effective means available, but it is also a pain in the ass - figuratively and, ultimately, literally. Thus, the need for this article.
The Trenbolone Nasal Spray
In addition to your androgen, you are also going to need the following:
Acetone - 99%
Isopropyl alcohol - 99%
Propylene Glycol - 99%
( All of which can easily and affordably be obtained from an internet chemical company).
A couple of coffee filters.
A metered nasal spray pump (NatruVent, Nostrilla, etc.)
A dosing cup or syringe (or anything else that can be used to measure to the nearest ml)
1. Take your Finaplix and dissolve it in the acetone at 50mg/ml. After the pellets have fully dissolved (This will take 10 minutes or so), an off-white powder will have begun to collect at the bottom of the container -- these are the binders and such. Your androgen is now in solution.
2. Pour the liquid through the coffee filter - leaving behind the undesirables, and leaving you with pure androgen dissolved in acetone.
3. Allow the acetone to evaporate - this will take several hours, depending o_n the surface area exposed to air and the total amount of acetone employed. Trenbolone has a reputation for being a rather unstable molecule -- I don't know if this is true or if it is merely bodybuilding lore that has been repeated until it is accepted as fact -- nonetheless, you might want to store it dark place while you wait for evaporation to take place. After it has evaporated, the trenbolone will be a yellowy crust at the bottom of whatever container you used.
4. Next add your propylene glycol (PG) in whatever amount will give your desired concentration (I suggest 40-50mg/ml) + an additional 50%, as some of it will evaporate during step 6. The PG will not dissolve the trenbolone, so...
5. Add isopropyl alcohol at a concentration of 1 ml/25mg. Stir it up a bit and it will dissolve -- this may take half an hour.
6. Allow it to sit until the isopropyl alcohol evaporates, leaving you with trenbolone dissolved in propylene glycol -- which will evaporate much more slowly.
(NOTE: Make sure all the alcohol has evaporated or it will burn like hell upon use)
If you are certain the alcohol has evaporated, and you still have too much propylene glycol remaining -- let it evaporate some more. Check it every 5-6 hours to make sure not too much evaporates, otherwise the trenbolone will come out of solution, and you will have to add some more isopropanol and start over again.
7. Add 1 part water for every 2 parts propylene glycol as pure PG is a bit too thick to produce a proper mist.
8. Next, empty out your nasal spray bottle and replace the contents with your newly created androgen/propylene glycol/water solution.
9. Stick up your nose and squirt.
10. Repeat every 3 hours or so.
I should, at this point, mention that propylene glycol burns the nasal passages a bit -- it will feel, for 10 seconds or so, the way it feels when you get water up your nose when swimming. This is not at all intolerable, for this reason, I do not recommend trying to use it enough to make it your lone androgen, but rather a way to add 20-30mg (I would estimate 50% absorption, so this would be 8-10 squirts/nostril) per day to a stack -- either other illicit androgens or a topical/nasal prohormone.
Also, if you have had problems with irritation using the Cyclodiol nasal homebrew, this will be worse, so I would advise against using it in your nose. Instead, use it as a sublingual -- you can use the metered nasal spray for the best accuracy, and I would expect that you would still get pretty decent absorption. Step 7 should be omitted if you choose this route of administration.