Ummm...does my ENTIRE body have to be over 18? I had a penile transplant and the horse pee-pee I used as the replacement is only 2 years old...
I probably should not go online while Hopped up on Oxycodone and vegetables. I was really hungry all of a sudden and then out of nowhere my head was filled with a disembodied voice saying "if you are hungry, you can eat as many green leafy vegetables as you want." I was torn...the voice sounded like what I imagine 3J would sound, and I can trust him wrt food and diets. But you are not supposed to do what the voices in your head tell you to do, right? Well, I ate the entire bag of baby spinach. I almost went for the bag of Kale next, but my wife slapped my hand and told me she needs them for a meal in a few days.
Anyway, sorry for the interruption.