What's the freakiest thing your girl has done?

the ex used her sis n law battary powerd tooth bruch as a vibrater. the ex2 gave me head in the park. the ex3 took my verginity, she was 27 i was 16. ex3 had sex with me on a play ground behind a school. not as crazy as some of my friends storys.
 
Man. I miss the old high school days. High school girls are so into exploring their sexuality. my high school girlfriend would make it a point to blow me everywhere we went. I guess she just thought it was so thrilling (i was the first guy she ever blew....i think?) For the first 3 months, she would blow me AT LEAST 3 times a day. One time I calculated how much spunk on average I must have spooged in her mouth...I think it equaled like 16 cups of spooge... ah... the old days..

man back in HS i could not get no ass. as soon as i start talking to a chick it seem every other dude wants to talk to her.

i had to go to another school just to get some ass.
 
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oh man where to begin..fucked on a football field, on a ferris wheel, she got a chick off craigslist and i fucked her while they hooked up lol, fucked in a movie theatre, got head in a movie theatre, taped a bunch of shit and put it online...bitch is a FREAK..only thing is the bitch keeps trying to finger my asshole!! i've flipped out quite a few times lol, 1 time she was doing that shit and i was about to cum and instead of cuming in her mouth I blew that shit all over her face/eyes hahaha..she wasnt too happy getting it all in her eyes without letting her know hahaha
 
Fuckin on the couch in the family room, while her parents are sitting in the dining room down the hall, literally 20 feet away. Aside from that, fucking in a cemetary and multiple road dome sessions.
 
...woulda been my ex-fiance....DP'd her in the ass with my dick and vibrator in her pussy after she had too many rum and cokes, she was sore for 2 days. Then there was the time she inserted a bullet vibrator and then I fucked her with it in - I recommend it, the sensation is amazing. Then there was the time with the empty beer bottle, while she blew me. --- and the overall, she loved have cum shot on her, except for the face. We'd fuck doggystyle a lot and she'd pull my dick out and finish me off by grinding my dick between her ass cheeks till I came on her back or in the crack of her ass......
 
My ex-fiance was just finishing her period and told me it wouldn't be too messy. Long story short I was giving her the business, pulled out and my dick was COVERED in blood. Like a fucking strawberry popsicle. She didn't hesitate at all and put it directly into her mouth and finished me off. Still don't know what to think about it.
 
Fuckin on the couch in the family room, while her parents are sitting in the dining room down the hall, literally 20 feet away. Aside from that, fucking in a cemetary and multiple road dome sessions.

no
 
couch fuck with parents in dining room, they could not hear? from all the porm i saw they wuld have heard, liar
 
couch fuck with parents in dining room, they could not hear? from all the porm i saw they wuld have heard, liar

How would you know OSAMA? Your the biggest liar in the world. Telling people DEATH TO AMERICA

What a bitch
 
Haha, my girlfriend ain't a pornstar, it's hard to get a noise out of her at all. Besides, her parents are in their 60s and half deaf. I shit you not, she' quiet, but she's a freak.
 
How would you know OSAMA? Your the biggest liar in the world. Telling people DEATH TO AMERICA

What a bitch

i am not a republican so i cant be the biggest liar im the world dickhead

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I banged my ex's twin sister... and she walked in. Got fucking pissed started yelling then said,"That looks hot. Fuck it" She jumped in and I finished off with a wad on both of their lips. And no they did not go down on eachother... I asked hahaha

The strangest thing I ever saw was one time me an my buddy were stripping at this party, well I was done sitting on the couch grabbing some titty while my boy was laying on the floor getting dollars shoved into his G then these 2 Mexican sisters started sucking his cock and balls.. it was funny has hell BUT the font door opened and a strange sucking pop sound was heard followed by "MOM" I was thinking oh fuck you got to be kidding me. I was getting ready to jump up grab my shit and run, my buddy went limp in .10th of a second. Well mom walked over knelt down pushed the girls head's away and said I shit you not "let me show you girls how to do this" OMG she started sucking that dick like a champ. It felt so awkward I grabbed my shit and got dressed while the girls at the party were screaming and drinking. Anyway he never busted we said we had to get to the next party. It was the strangest shit ever. We still talk about it 7 years later.
 
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