The key word is sarcasm. Ive always found that all lies have 80% truth to them. It makes you believe it too. Whenever I lie - I tell the truth with a whole lot of sarcasm and joking and then you start adding in a bunch of bullshit to that, then they dont take you seriously cuz they know your f**ing with them, and most laugh and leave it at that. example...
are you on something?
yeah, im like taking roids and stuff, and sometimes i just eat a whole cow and turn around and eat a few chickens then i mite shoot up at the end of the day but i find in your eyeball is best cuz my butt is hurtin....and yeah, look at my track marks.... (showing your empty arm looking like a nimrod..)
then they think you have no clue...