would you let a man jack you off in order to nail a girl?

fuck her first, then jack off in her face and say, "There's your fuckin' handjob!" ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
 
bro if your even thinking about it then theres only two things i can think of....your either VERY comfortable with your sexuality or just in the closet gay
 
i would take the 500 beat the knock the gay fucker out, then shove my cock down her throat!
 
thats just nasty man, fuck that, tell her that you wanna fuck her and her alone and if she dont do that find another girl
 
Warmachine said:
i am fucking her now but its her fantasy and it drives her nuts so ill probobly do it anyway.


so wait...youre already fuckin her but you'd let a guy jack you off for her kicks....u sure its all for her?
 
men apparently will do absolutely crazy shit if they really dig a girl. Warmachine, you renew my faith in men. But seriously dude, there is some serious lying going on here if she told you she was a squirter before she even lost her virginity. Masturbation is great and all, but in order to be squirtin', a girl needs some help....
 
let me clarify to whoever gave me the red karma....
i would not ask a man i was interested in to do any kind of gayness, not if i really liked him and wanted to keep him around. I do think it is nice when a guy is so into a girl that he is willing to do crazy shit for her, but if she likes him back just as much, she wouldn't ask him. I was thinking more along the lines of flowers. Warmachine, try sending her flowers instead of the gayness, and see how that works
 
she is a crazy girl and i love it. i like that she pushes my limits, it evens the playing field for us.
 
if you do this gay shit for her. shes gotta let you fuck her and 4 of her friends...yeah that seems about even.(all in the same room)
 
Let me get this straight (no pun intended)................

You're allready fuckin' her............but you're still considering the gay shit?!

HAVE YOU LOST YOUR FUCKING MIND!!!!????
 
Set up a renezvou at a local cheap motel. When the three of you arrive beat the crap out of the gay guy with a tire iron and duck tape him to a chair so he can watch. Then bend the little girl over and donkey fuck her in the ass while you drink a few beers and watch sports center all the while using the small of her back as a table to hold your beer and a can of beans. After you are done thank her for the $500 and smear some shit across her upper lip as you dismount and leave.
 
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