yo mama is

[DADAWG]

just like railroad tracks.

shes been laid all over the country.

 

[KingCrane]

yo mama is so short, you can see her feet in her drivers lisence pic.

 

[numba1scrapper]

Yo Mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it say's I want your weight not your phone number

 

[TonySuicideKing]

yo mama's pussy is so beat up its like im dealing with a theater curtain just to find the hole

 

[B-BOI]

Yo mama so ugly she couldn't even get a date with Stevie Wonder.

 

[B-BOI]

Yo mama so fat when she saw a school bus full of white people she ran & said stop that twinkie.

 

[TonySuicideKing]

Yo mama so fat when she saw a school bus full of white people she ran & said stop that twinkie.

lmao the fuck man hahaha. were going waaaaay back in time of the mama jokes

 

[B-BOI]

Yo momma is so old and fat that when God said “Let there be Light”, he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.

 

[B-BOI]

Yo momma is so old, she squirts powdered milk out her nipples.

 

[B-BOI]

Mama jokes are the shit I still use them and people still get pissed.lol


Bring on the old school yo mama jokes

 

[Die$eL~Man]

Yo mamma is so fat , when she wears a malcolm x t-shirt helicopters land on her !

 

[Die$eL~Man]

Yo mamma is so fat , when she wears high heels she strikes oil with every step..

 

[Cam01]

your mama is so stupid that she tripped over a wireless phone

 

[Cam01]

Yo Mama like a television - even a 2 year old can turn her on!

 

[Mr P]

Yo Mama's like a library - open to the public.

 

[Mr P]

Yo Mama's so stupid she stole a free sample.

 

[Die$eL~Man]

Yo mamma is like a race car, she burns 4 rubbers a day !

 

[DADAWG]

yo mama is nicknamed freezer


everone hangs their meat in her.

 

[Cam01]

yo momma so dumb, she likes to wear panties

 

[drewbolic]

YO MAMA so stupid and fat I told her it was chilly out side she ran outside with a bowl.