yo mama is

[Mrs P]

Yo Mama so fat I took pictures of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

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Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.

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Yo mams so fat she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book.

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Yo mama so fat she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

 

[BigNasty88]

Yo Mama so stupid, I put a Scratch-N'-Sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned.

 

[B-BOI]

Yo mama like a door knob, everybody gets a turn.


That's elementary school shit right there.

 

[Machine5150]

Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order.
Yo mama so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view
Yo mama so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and sleep on the floor
Yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company
Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres.
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

 

[X MILL]

yo mama is so fat she uses the freeway as a slip in slide

 

[KingCrane]

yo mama is so dumb, she threw a rock at the ground and missed,

 

[Mr. Humdiddly]

Yo mama so fat that when she goes in the ocean at the beach the tide comes in!

 

[Mr. Humdiddly]

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued!

 

[Mr. Humdiddly]

Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!

 

[Mr. Humdiddly]

Yo momma so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water

 

[roidedsurfbum]

What does tight-rope walking and getting a blow-job from your grandmother have in common?

You don't look down!

HA!

 

[Mr. Humdiddly]

 

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