bigherm2121
just a Lil guy!!!
Zeek all you gotta say is baby it might not be that big but I got 270 pounds of man pushing on that hole. Lmao
An old mans dating chronicles part 1
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Hockeyplaya18
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Bahahaha this shits comedy, Zeek just rock the old back rub to bang move, works everytime!
Ask her if you can rub her back for her, after a few minutes of rubbing start kissing the back of her neck and shoulders, then back to rubbing, then more kissing, THENNNN....wait for it....... Sneak up from the side and turn her head to your sweet juicy lips, start sensual making out, she'll be sooooo ready to go that nothing could keep your MEAT STICK in those tight pants of yours...POWWWWWWW!!!
Ask her if you can rub her back for her, after a few minutes of rubbing start kissing the back of her neck and shoulders, then back to rubbing, then more kissing, THENNNN....wait for it....... Sneak up from the side and turn her head to your sweet juicy lips, start sensual making out, she'll be sooooo ready to go that nothing could keep your MEAT STICK in those tight pants of yours...POWWWWWWW!!!
darkside06
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That is soooo 1995 brah! hahahahah
Hockeyplaya18
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^^HAHAHA, 1995, 2012. Still gets my Dick WETTT!!
Wow! Somehow I don't feel so bad that when hubby and I were in dating phase I made him watch Monty Python and the Holy Grail cause he'd never seen it. Ultimate test. If he didn't find humor in that movie, he just wasn't my type.
But a chick flick? Two nights in a row? That's kinda a cruel test. You sure you want to take this further? Pretty soon your whole existence will be limited to foot massages and bringing the chick flick yourself. You're headed to "really good friend" territory on that path. Personally, I'd run screaming. Just sayin'.
But a chick flick? Two nights in a row? That's kinda a cruel test. You sure you want to take this further? Pretty soon your whole existence will be limited to foot massages and bringing the chick flick yourself. You're headed to "really good friend" territory on that path. Personally, I'd run screaming. Just sayin'.
stevenmd
Super Ninja
stevenmd
Super Ninja
One of the best movies ever!
Agree about the friend zone... too many nights of chick flicks and no play makes Zeke a dull boy...
(The Shining reference!)
Zeek
Community Veteran
LMAO!
Sad thing is I was old even back in 95!
This might truly be the best advice from this thread. Thanks sis! going to bust out my running shoes just in case.
Another great technique that works all the time!
Steve you got more tricks than Phatbastard in a kiddie play ground!
They caught him last week walking around with pink balloons and a pocket full of candy!
darkside06
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^^lmao!!
Sassytassie84
Denial is not a river!
Good point! Zeek, maybe it is good you didn't go last night so she doesn't think you are a softie that is willing to watch them 2 nts in a row... Next time you go bring Rocky lol Make her watch it or you watch it while she keeps herself busy
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Sassytassie84
Denial is not a river!
LMAO at rocky!!!!
You gotta bring a movie that SHE will be bored in... That way she starts thinking about "other" things...
The massage thing only works if we are already hanging out with intent to go further. I have refused many a massages because I know the trick.
And as for the "fidgeting with it", LOL that would creep me out, especially if we weren't do anything to make it that way...
Smilee21
Exotic is Erotic...
lol...
Sassytassie84
Denial is not a river!
Bahahahaha Love it.... So true...
lowpuppy69
New member
while your watching the chic flix, just stand up drop your pants and say "alright momma, it's not gonna suck its self" thought that was pretty funny on my best friends girl
gorilla_boy
Special
I'd bring over some porn and slip it in while she's making popcorn or something.
Chix love it when you do spontaneous, romantic shit like that.
Chix love it when you do spontaneous, romantic shit like that.
Georgia
New member
x2...and remember to have your cock whipped out and rubbing it to the porn while making loud moaning sounds. She will be naked so fast you won't have to time to say 'shit'
Sassytassie84
Denial is not a river!
omggg You guys are too effin funnnnyy!!
