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enzo321 said:
I say get life insurance: burn the body, and throw the ashes into the ocean.

When cooking the body drown the smell with large amounts of bourbon in your backyard so people think it's a BBQ.

No body no murder.
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No body, no death to pay out for either.
 
enzo321 said:
I say get life insurance: burn the body, and throw the ashes into the ocean.

When cooking the body drown the smell with large amounts of bourbon in your backyard so people think it's a BBQ.

No body no murder.
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^^^agreed

Slowly poison her with arsenic till she's done. You don't want some bloody OJ Simpson kind of murder, you'll get caught easier...
 
enzo321 said:
I say get life insurance: burn the body, and throw the ashes into the ocean.

When cooking the body drown the smell with large amounts of bourbon in your backyard so people think it's a BBQ.

No body no murder.
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Damn Mustang, he IS good
 
DreDay187 said:
No body, no death to pay out for either.
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If someone disappears, those interested can file a petition to have them declared legally dead. They will have to prove by the criteria above that the person is in fact dead. There are constitutional limitations to these procedures: The presumption must arise only after a reasonable amount of time has elapsed. The absent person must be notified; courts permit claimants to be notified by publication. Adequate safeguards concerning property; provisions must be made in the case that an absent person will show up. There are some states that require those who receive assets of the missing person's to return them if the person turned out to be alive. If a person is declared dead, when missing, their estate will be distributed as if they were deceased. In some cases, the presumption of death can sometimes be rebutted, according to Sentell, courts will consider evidence that the absent person was a fugitive from justice, had money troubles, had a bad relationship, or had no family ties or connection to a community as reasons not to presume death.
:beertoast
 
MustangDX said:
If someone disappears, those interested can file a petition to have them declared legally dead. They will have to prove by the criteria above that the person is in fact dead. There are constitutional limitations to these procedures: The presumption must arise only after a reasonable amount of time has elapsed. The absent person must be notified; courts permit claimants to be notified by publication. Adequate safeguards concerning property; provisions must be made in the case that an absent person will show up. There are some states that require those who receive assets of the missing person's to return them if the person turned out to be alive. If a person is declared dead, when missing, their estate will be distributed as if they were deceased. In some cases, the presumption of death can sometimes be rebutted, according to Sentell, courts will consider evidence that the absent person was a fugitive from justice, had money troubles, had a bad relationship, or had no family ties or connection to a community as reasons not to presume death.
:beertoast
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You seem to quitea bit about this. You must be single now, after your wife went missing and all
 
MustangDX said:
If someone disappears, those interested can file a petition to have them declared legally dead. They will have to prove by the criteria above that the person is in fact dead. There are constitutional limitations to these procedures: The presumption must arise only after a reasonable amount of time has elapsed. The absent person must be notified; courts permit claimants to be notified by publication. Adequate safeguards concerning property; provisions must be made in the case that an absent person will show up. There are some states that require those who receive assets of the missing person's to return them if the person turned out to be alive. If a person is declared dead, when missing, their estate will be distributed as if they were deceased. In some cases, the presumption of death can sometimes be rebutted, according to Sentell, courts will consider evidence that the absent person was a fugitive from justice, had money troubles, had a bad relationship, or had no family ties or connection to a community as reasons not to presume death.
:beertoast
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Damn dude, someone's been planning this for a while :p.
 
Magical, My AZ Cardinals play your Saints this weekend. We should make a bet, loser has to do a 6 week oral only cycle...:devil2:
 
MustangDX said:
Magical, My AZ Cardinals play your Saints this weekend. We should make a bet, loser has to do a 6 week oral only cycle...:devil2:
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Ive been down that road before. I dont want you to go through that, since there is no threat from the Cardinals. Ooooooooooooo ha ha
 
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