Got caught staring!

hard2gain

hard2gain

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So I thought you guys might find this one pretty funny...

Every year my buddy throws a new years party and this years was FAT! So I bring my current girlfriend (the main one at least haha) and my ex just happens to be there. The ex comes up to me right away and gives me a hug and totally ignores the fact that my girlfriend is there. Naturally I get a look like I'm gonna kill you so I blow it off.

Well a little later on my girlfriend was talking to me and my add kicks in. Next thing I know she catches me full on checking out my ex and flips out! I was caught red handed so what do I do?? What any guy would do! I denied that shit!!!

Lets just say she didn't fall for it and I'm still in the doghouse hahaha
 
Prolly ten fuckin miles away as bad as I got caught! The ex was lookin fine so who could really blame me
 
Ask her if she would consider a threesome with the ex so you could get two different p***y juices on you at once.

Say you're dying of cancer of something & it's on your bucket list
 
Georgia said:
Ask her if she would consider a threesome with the ex so you could get two different p***y juices on you at once.

Say you're dying of cancer of something & it's on your bucket list
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Hahaha!! I think if I was ever gonna get a threesome the last person it would ever be with is my ex.

I like the cancer idea though. I use to tell girls I had asshole cancer to see their titties. This was usually alcohol induced though.
 
"I was just thinking how lucky I am to be with you tonight instead of her."

Too late, but keep denying lol
 
DENY! DENY! DENY! And if even she has it all on camera say that your brain was spazzing out and it created herky jerky motion in your eyes which caused you to focus on things you didn't mean to focus on!
 
If you like that one you'll like this trick too. When going out always position your lady so she's looking at a wall and you face the door. She'll have nothing to focus her attention on except you while you have free reign to look at whomever enters. I've never cheated on a girl I was with, but sometimes it's nice to look at the talent.
 
hey bigherm is that pull double overhand in your avi? It's hard to tell. I'm very jealous of that platform btw.
 
If you said to your current girlfriend "Well, i only spent 3-5months of my life with her, we had good times.. but i would rather be with you, I am human and have feelings" do you think that would backfire? or maybe increase the chances of you sleeping in the bed instead of the doghouse?
 
Nitszo said:
If you said to your current girlfriend "Well, i only spent 3-5months of my life with her, we had good times.. but i would rather be with you, I am human and have feelings" do you think that would backfire? or maybe increase the chances of you sleeping in the bed instead of the doghouse?
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When was the last time you had bloodwork? Because you need to get your Estrogen levels checked broski. This is the least manly response I think you could come up with. You think I should buy her flowers and watch a chick flick with her too? ha! I'm just playin with you brother.

Honestly though when it comes to dating, the saying nice guys finish last is so true! You can still be a good person but an asshole and women eat that shit up.

Oh and doghouse means she sleeps on the couch not me. I will be sleeping in my bed no matter what lol
 
Nitszo just understands how the woman mind works.

They don't want to hear "Aww nah I wasn't looking at nobody"

They caught you. They are right. They want an explanation. A heartfelt one (or at least seemingly heartfelt from you).

I'm so glad I have the relationship I'm in now.

*Estrogen levels slowly drop back to normal...*
 
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