have u pulled a milf from the gym? srs question

[detroitdrugzzz93]

I only see the milfs at my gym, I remember my friend telling me she hates when guys hit on her at the gym because shes trying to focus so I never made plays for the gym girls, however I never seem to meet milfs at parties or shopping or the club or wherev since I am 20, the only spot I ever see um is the gym rlly, have u pulled gym vag? what is ur advice/thoughts on this.

 

[palmers]

idk man I never even attempt it.... when im at the gym im wearin my scrubs n in the zone.... if you can focus hard enough to have a full convo with some chick your not training hard enough... I have so much adrenaline pumpin through my veins when im workin out I cant make out what people are saying half the time.... but I do my 15-24 sets in 35-40 mins then directly into cardio so im haulin ass... non of this two hour bullshit!

 

[211Slayer]

I'd tell you a joke about my penis.....but it's too long.

 

[detroitdrugzzz93]

idk man I never even attempt it.... when im at the gym im wearin my scrubs n in the zone.... if you can focus hard enough to have a full convo with some chick your not training hard enough... I have so much adrenaline pumpin through my veins when im workin out I cant make out what people are saying half the time.... but I do my 15-24 sets in 35-40 mins then directly into cardio so im haulin ass... non of this two hour bullshit!

Idk man some of these moms I see at my gym are like ridiculous. they got the black yoga shorts, tightest looking ass, they do all their makeup for the gym, its like theyr on a porn set, and im stuck getting halfies just watchin um squat n shit.

 

[CptFKNplanet]

There's only been one time I've actually tried. She was a dance instructor from some company that was renting one of the rooms for a while so it wasn't like she actually worked there or trained there. Talked to her a couple times, could tell she was interested... but was 9 years older than me and wasn't lookin to just hook up. Before I could decide if I wanted to actually take her out and get her number, she stopped coming. Haven't seen her since

There's another one I see frequently, SMOKIN hot... but her husband trains there, and her 3 fucking kids go to the daycare so I haven't taken it passed a smile. Most of the time I just look.

 

[CptFKNplanet]

Idk man some of these moms I see at my gym are like ridiculous. they got the black yoga shorts, tightest looking ass, they do all their makeup for the gym, its like theyr on a porn set, and im stuck getting halfies just watchin um squat n shit.

The ones that wear makeup are the whores begging to get hit on. You could probably get your dick sucked by one on the free weight floor.

 

[detroitdrugzzz93]

There's only been one time I've actually tried. She was a dance instructor from some company that was renting one of the rooms for a while so it wasn't like she actually worked there or trained there. Talked to her a couple times, could tell she was interested... but was 9 years older than me and wasn't lookin to just hook up. Before I could decide if I wanted to actually take her out and get her number, she stopped coming. Haven't seen her since

There's another one I see frequently, SMOKIN hot... but her husband trains there, and her 3 fucking kids go to the daycare so I haven't taken it passed a smile. Most of the time I just look.

dude I know most of them are married. but the thing is like 70% of women say they would have an affair now adays if they knew they wouldn't get caught. so I think theyr all on the market tbh.

 

[halfwit]

The ones that wear makeup are the whores begging to get hit on. You could probably get your dick sucked by one on the free weight floor.

SIGN ME UP.


Oh, I flirt occasionally - but I'm married and am terrified of finding myself in a Bobbitt situation for having an affair.

 

[palmers]

are you one of those dudes who wears jewelry at the gym..... I btw im pretty sure every chick wears black yoga pants n dude trust me those things are made to push your thighs into your ass while you wear em... don't trust em!! btw chicks who wear makeup at the gym don't look so good close up cause you must have a fucked up face from sweatin with all that shit coverin their pours!

 

[CptFKNplanet]

dude I know most of them are married. but the thing is like 70% of women say they would have an affair now adays if they knew they wouldn't get caught. so I think theyr all on the market tbh.

The only reason I haven't tried is because her husband is always there, as well as her kids. The bitch eye fucks the shit out of me daily. She's intimidating though, too sexy for her own good. I'd cum in 2 seconds flat.

 

[halfwit]

are you one of those dudes who wears jewelry at the gym..... I btw im pretty sure every chick wears black yoga pants n dude trust me those things are made to push your thighs into your ass while you wear em... don't trust em!! btw chicks who wear makeup at the gym don't look so good close up cause you must have a fucked up face from sweatin with all that shit coverin their pours!

Palmers..... What part of bj on the free weight floor didn't you understand??!

You could fit it into your rotation, know what I'm sayin'?

 

[CptFKNplanet]

SIGN ME UP.


Oh, I flirt occasionally - but I'm married and am terrified of finding myself in a Bobbitt situation for having an affair.

I'll wear my lipstick and eyeliner for you tonight big boy

 

[halfwit]

I'll wear my lipstick and eyeliner for you tonight big boy

WOOHOO. Eating celery for your "pre-workout shake" as I type this.

 

[CptFKNplanet]

are you one of those dudes who wears jewelry at the gym..... I btw im pretty sure every chick wears black yoga pants n dude trust me those things are made to push your thighs into your ass while you wear em... don't trust em!! btw chicks who wear makeup at the gym don't look so good close up cause you must have a fucked up face from sweatin with all that shit coverin their pours!

Most of the girls I see wearing makeup never break a sweat. They just strut their shit on the treadmill reeeeeeeal slow and adjust their boobs every 5 seconds.

 

[CptFKNplanet]

WOOHOO. Eating celery for your "pre-workout shake" as I type this.

HAHAHAHA mmmm, throw some strawberries in there too

 

[detroitdrugzzz93]

SIGN ME UP.


Oh, I flirt occasionally - but I'm married and am terrified of finding myself in a Bobbitt situation for having an affair.

i just read the Wikipedia page on the Bobbitt cuz I didn't know what you were talking about. I almost cried when I saw she got away with it on insanity.

 

[halfwit]

i just read the Wikipedia page on the Bobbitt cuz I didn't know what you were talking about. I almost cried when I saw she got away with it on insanity.

Yeah, that whole "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" thing was definitely about Lorena Bobbitt.

 

[detroitdrugzzz93]

Most of the girls I see wearing makeup never break a sweat. They just strut their shit on the treadmill reeeeeeeal slow and adjust their boobs every 5 seconds.

haha these are the girls I use as motivation for my cardio. the treadmills at my gyms are in like stacked rows, so i find the hottest bitch with the best ass and get on the treadmill behind her. its like a game for me, i pretend im chasing the pussy and if i run long enough ill eventually get it.

 

[halfwit]

haha these are the girls I use as motivation for my cardio. the treadmills at my gyms are in like stacked rows, so i find the hottest bitch with the best ass and get on the treadmill behind her. its like a game for me, i pretend im chasing the pussy and if i run long enough ill eventually get it.

Hahahaha, that is SO AWESOME.

 

[CptFKNplanet]

haha these are the girls I use as motivation for my cardio. the treadmills at my gyms are in like stacked rows, so i find the hottest bitch with the best ass and get on the treadmill behind her. its like a game for me, i pretend im chasing the pussy and if i run long enough ill eventually get it.

LMFAO!! Genius!