Hmg Instead of HCG

[railrider]

Anyone here use HMG instead of HCG with there TRT. I'm going to make the switch do to with HCG only I have 0 ejaculate and it's mind fucking me and for the fact that I'm planning on having kids. My insurance picks it up and will only cost me $30 for a 90 day supply so cost is not a factor. Looking for dosage recommendations. All I have found is 75Ius 3x/wk.

 

[RJ]

you're having no nut bust with HCG? How is that possible? You using old shit or something? I'm like a firehose with that shit.

 

[hardpr]

are you using anything else like flomax. ?

 

[railrider]

No nothing else. I get a new vial of Novrel every 30 day's. Im doing 60mg Test E E3D 250Ius HCG e3d and .75mg Adex/wk in divided doses. I am waiting on a current E2 test I'm wondering if I have driven it to low I know that could be a factor. I was at 47 for E2 before the Aromatase inhibitor (AI) and had no load and after I started the Aromatase inhibitor (AI) for about a week I thought it might be coming back but then it disappeared again. Even if it is only Estrogen related Hmg would be more beneficial don't you think.

 

[CHIP WADOWSKI]

Get urself some CLOMID, shooter. (Well, you will be) Try this protocol for a month. You said you wanna have kids.... I'm assuming you are married..? K. First off, have wifey or GF get a Christmas card ready for me. NO NAKED PICS PLEASE. MAYBE, A COUPLE. Next, start deciding on names for the kid(s). Clomid is known for bringing the double whammy! NOTE: BOY OR GIRL, EITHER THE NAME CHIP OR MAXIMUS, MUST BE INTEGRATED SOMEWHERE IN THEIR NAME. NEXT:

CLOMID

DAY 1: 300MG
DAY 2-11: 100MG
DAY 12-21: 50MG
(IF YOU ARE INCURRING VISION PROBLEMS OR SEVERE EMOTIONAL SWINGS, AT THIS POINT, COME OFF. BY THIS TIME YOU SHOULD BE PAINTING HER FACE LIKE MICHAELANGELO WORKED THE SISTINE CHAPEL! IF NO SIDES... CONTINUE TO FILL THE TANK!)
DAY 13-30(31): 50MG

HCG

500 IU EOD
(IF YOU START RETAINING A SHIT TON OF WATER, BACK DOWN TO 250 IU TWICE WKLY/4 DAYS APART)

ADEX

1MG TWICE WKLY.
(WATER RETENTION IS EVIDENT, GO 1MG EOD) ESTROGEN LEVELS OF 47 IS NOT YOUR PROBLEM

Finally, go to the nearest Scuba Diving store, buy ur girl a snorkel, but hide it in the closet. Paint her face till she literally BEGS AND PLEADS for you to stop (AT THAT POINT YOU'LL HAVE YOUR EGO AND MANJUICE BACK WHERE IT FUC***G BELONGS, then grab the snorkel from your sex toy drawer and inform her that she has EARNED her stripes(or whatever designs you choose to paint on her face . Give her her shiny new snorkel.

SEND ME CHRISTMAS CARD AND LET ME KNOW THE BOY OR GIRL(BOTH)'S NAME THAT I'LL BE SHARING!

HAPPY LOAD BLOWING!!!!

 

[riprockwell]

Get urself some CLOMID, shooter. (Well, you will be) Try this protocol for a month. You said you wanna have kids.... I'm assuming you are married..? K. First off, have wifey or GF get a Christmas card ready for me. NO NAKED PICS PLEASE. MAYBE, A COUPLE. Next, start deciding on names for the kid(s). Clomid is known for bringing the double whammy! NOTE: BOY OR GIRL, EITHER THE NAME CHIP OR MAXIMUS, MUST BE INTEGRATED SOMEWHERE IN THEIR NAME. NEXT:

CLOMID

DAY 1: 300MG
DAY 2-11: 100MG
DAY 12-21: 50MG
(IF YOU ARE INCURRING VISION PROBLEMS OR SEVERE EMOTIONAL SWINGS, AT THIS POINT, COME OFF. BY THIS TIME YOU SHOULD BE PAINTING HER FACE LIKE MICHAELANGELO WORKED THE SISTINE CHAPEL! IF NO SIDES... CONTINUE TO FILL THE TANK!)
DAY 13-30(31): 50MG

HCG

500 IU EOD
(IF YOU START RETAINING A SHIT TON OF WATER, BACK DOWN TO 250 IU TWICE WKLY/4 DAYS APART)

ADEX

1MG TWICE WKLY.
(WATER RETENTION IS EVIDENT, GO 1MG EOD) ESTROGEN LEVELS OF 47 IS NOT YOUR PROBLEM

Finally, go to the nearest Scuba Diving store, buy ur girl a snorkel, but hide it in the closet. Paint her face till she literally BEGS AND PLEADS for you to stop (AT THAT POINT YOU'LL HAVE YOUR EGO AND MANJUICE BACK WHERE IT FUC***G BELONGS, then grab the snorkel from your sex toy drawer and inform her that she has EARNED her stripes(or whatever designs you choose to paint on her face . Give her her shiny new snorkel.

SEND ME CHRISTMAS CARD AND LET ME KNOW THE BOY OR GIRL(BOTH)'S NAME THAT I'LL BE SHARING!

HAPPY LOAD BLOWING!!!!

Holy hell Chip. That was the funniest damn thing I have ever read. But seriously man, you should consider naming your kid after him. And don't forget the damn Christmas card!! Chip is the man!!

 

[hardpr]

Get urself some CLOMID, shooter. (Well, you will be) Try this protocol for a month. You said you wanna have kids.... I'm assuming you are married..? K. First off, have wifey or GF get a Christmas card ready for me. NO NAKED PICS PLEASE. MAYBE, A COUPLE. Next, start deciding on names for the kid(s). Clomid is known for bringing the double whammy! NOTE: BOY OR GIRL, EITHER THE NAME CHIP OR MAXIMUS, MUST BE INTEGRATED SOMEWHERE IN THEIR NAME. NEXT:

CLOMID

DAY 1: 300MG
DAY 2-11: 100MG
DAY 12-21: 50MG
(IF YOU ARE INCURRING VISION PROBLEMS OR SEVERE EMOTIONAL SWINGS, AT THIS POINT, COME OFF. BY THIS TIME YOU SHOULD BE PAINTING HER FACE LIKE MICHAELANGELO WORKED THE SISTINE CHAPEL! IF NO SIDES... CONTINUE TO FILL THE TANK!)
DAY 13-30(31): 50MG

HCG

500 IU EOD
(IF YOU START RETAINING A SHIT TON OF WATER, BACK DOWN TO 250 IU TWICE WKLY/4 DAYS APART)

ADEX

1MG TWICE WKLY.
(WATER RETENTION IS EVIDENT, GO 1MG EOD) ESTROGEN LEVELS OF 47 IS NOT YOUR PROBLEM

Finally, go to the nearest Scuba Diving store, buy ur girl a snorkel, but hide it in the closet. Paint her face till she literally BEGS AND PLEADS for you to stop (AT THAT POINT YOU'LL HAVE YOUR EGO AND MANJUICE BACK WHERE IT FUC***G BELONGS, then grab the snorkel from your sex toy drawer and inform her that she has EARNED her stripes(or whatever designs you choose to paint on her face . Give her her shiny new snorkel.

SEND ME CHRISTMAS CARD AND LET ME KNOW THE BOY OR GIRL(BOTH)'S NAME THAT I'LL BE SHARING!

HAPPY LOAD BLOWING!!!!

you fucing kill me roflmao

 

[cash]

Maximus Wad Railrider...............has a ring to it for a boys name, on second thought that last name just doesnt work unless its a girl

 

[CHIP WADOWSKI]

maximus wad railrider...............has a ring to it for a boys name, on second thought that last name just doesnt work unless its a girl

i'm not kidding... I'm laughing so hard, i think i just ruptured my uterus?

 

[railrider]

Hmg on the way. Will be starting on thursday 75iu's 2x/wk to start with. Curious to see how it affects my levels and if it will help me shoot monster loads do to the added fsh benefits. Everything i've read states its better than Human Chorionic Gonadotropin (HCG) in all aspects. We'll see.

 

[railrider]

HMG started today. That shit costs $591.00 for 6 doses without insurance. Thank God I've got a kick ass policy.

 

[railrider]

Wonder if I'll have a drop in testosterone levels with no hcg being used or If the hmg will help raise them since it doesn't aromatize like hcg does. Any thoughts?

 

[Greybeard]

HMG started today. That shit costs $591.00 for 6 doses without insurance. Thank God I've got a kick ass policy.

HOLY SHIT!!!!

Man, I can only hope one of my dual medical insurance will cover that shit with those prices....