MAKE ME LAUGH Contest!

Excellent Job!

Thank you everyone for your submissions. Rocky33, flamingtoast, killcrazy, Slair and Juced Porckchopyou are the winners of a 20% off discount code. You will be receiving your promocodes via PM. Also, everyone else who participated in the threads gets a promocode as well for 5% off.

Here's an added bonus. The store is now 20% off. So all of you that got a promocode....do the math!!!

Thank you again for all the participation.

RUI
 
RUI-products said:
Thank you everyone for your submissions. Rocky33, flamingtoast, killcrazy, Slair and Juced Porckchopyou are the winners of a 20% off discount code. You will be receiving your promocodes via PM. Also, everyone else who participated in the threads gets a promocode as well for 5% off.

Here's an added bonus. The store is now 20% off. So all of you that got a promocode....do the math!!!

Thank you again for all the participation.

RUI
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Thanks again brother!!! I'll be ordering some things later this week!!!
 
Round two / week two make me laugh contest!

ROUND TWO / WEEK TWO MAKE ME LAUGH CONTEST!


We will be continuing our contest in this thread.

Here is a RECAP:

Each week 5 different people will win a 20% off promocode at the store in the month of May 2012. This will coincide with the already 20% off store discount for great savings.
And all others that contribute will also get a 10% off discount code.

MAKE ME LAUGH



RUI
 
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RUI-products said:
Thank you everyone for your submissions. Rocky33, flamingtoast, killcrazy, Slair and Juced Porckchopyou are the winners of a 20% off discount code. You will be receiving your promocodes via PM. Also, everyone else who participated in the threads gets a promocode as well for 5% off.

Here's an added bonus. The store is now 20% off. So all of you that got a promocode....do the math!!!

Thank you again for all the participation.

RUI
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AWSOMENESS!!!

Thanks alot!
I use your store alot for supplies, its great to save a lil extra! :p
 
A pianist was hired to play background music for a movie. When it was completed he asked when and where he could see the picture. The producer sheepishly confessed that it was actually a porno film and it was due out in a month.
A month later, the musician went to a porno theatre to see it. With his collar up and dark glasses on, he took a seat in the back row, next to a couple who also seemed to be in disguise.
The movie was even raunchier than he had feared.
After a while, the embarrassed pianist turned to the couple and said, "I'm only here to listen to the music."
"Yeah?" replied the man. "We're only here to see our dog."
 
A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely" to them. To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence. The first student raised his hand and said "The sky is definitely blue". The teacher said, "Well, that isn't entirely correct, because sometimes it's gray and cloudy".

Another student says, "Grass is definitely green." The teacher again replies "If grass doesn't get enough water it turns brown, so that isn't really correct either."

Another student raises his hand and asks the teacher "Do farts have lumps?" The teacher looked at him and said "No...But that isn't really a question you want to ask in class discussion." So the student replies, "Then I definitely shit my pants!"
 
Dirty Little Matt is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the teacher calls his name.

"Yeah teach?" he replies.

"If there are three ducks on a fence and you shoot one of them with a shotgun, how many are left?" asks the teacher.

Matt answers "Well, teach, if I shoot one of them with a shotgun, the loud noise is gonna make them all fly off."

"No, Matt, there will be two left if you shoot one with a shotgun, but I like the way you're thinking." the teacher responds.

"Well, teach, I've got a question for you... There are 3 women that come out of an ice-cream parlor, one is biting her ice-cream cone, one is licking it, and one is sucking on it. Which one is married?"

The teacher, a little taken back by the question answers, "Well, uh, gee Matt, I guess the one that's sucking on the ice cream."

Matt replies "No teach, the one that has the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking!"
 
do we have a winner for this week? would like to get a discount code and order some nolva. i hope i'm funny enough, i thought these jokes were good
 
I have a clean one that is actually kinda funny.

What do you get when you mix a Rhino and an Elephant?

Elephino

That one belongs on a laffy taffy...lol
 
donjob said:
a kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely" to them. To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence. The first student raised his hand and said "the sky is definitely blue". The teacher said, "well, that isn't entirely correct, because sometimes it's gray and cloudy".

Another student says, "grass is definitely green." the teacher again replies "if grass doesn't get enough water it turns brown, so that isn't really correct either."

another student raises his hand and asks the teacher "do farts have lumps?" the teacher looked at him and said "no...but that isn't really a question you want to ask in class discussion." so the student replies, "then i definitely shit my pants!"
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hahahaha
 
Thank you everyone for your submissions. donjob, joliver, DarkCurse, and Smitherine you are the winners of a 20% off discount code. You will be receiving your promocodes via PM.

The store is already marked down 20% and now we have double discount loyalty rewards. That's big time savings!

Thank you again for all the participation.

RUI
 
ROUND 3! MAKE ME LAUGH!

Let's do this again! Start posting up videos, jokes, pics, or anything to MAKE ME LAUGH!

Here is a RECAP:

Each week 5 different people will win a 20% off promocode at the store in the month of May 2012. This will coincide with the already 20% off store discount for great savings.

And all others that contribute will also get a 10% off discount code.

MAKE ME LAUGH

RUI
 
Great contest!

here is a funny one :)

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