hey guys so ive always got my answers from this site for years well have a big question.just got divorced and wife through me under bus for steriods so now i can see my daughter regular vists again till i can pass a steriod test problem is my last cycle involed deca and it from what i read has a 1.5 yr half life so does anyone know a way to pass a steriod urine drug test or someway around it plz ?
need help asap
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Kane_Red_Machine
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1.5 active life in the body, not the half life.
it mean some trace like metabolites in the blood and urine.
it's possible to pass the urine test, but i could be some very lettle quanty of trace of nandrolone, very low.
good luck man.
it mean some trace like metabolites in the blood and urine.
it's possible to pass the urine test, but i could be some very lettle quanty of trace of nandrolone, very low.
good luck man.
Solid Snake
Getting Big the Ology Way
sorry to hear that man. From what i know there really isnt a way around it. I heard of a professional baseball player failing drug tests three times in 2 years for testing positive for the deca he ran one time.
Four1Thr33
One Chance
Holy shit 1.5 years!!! Why do people take it omg
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Kane_Red_Machine
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if you have to pass the urine-test very soon, i've not the solution. but if you have one month, then i remember than propecia hide hold use of deca or trenbolone.
it's certainly a great help. the dosage was 2.5 mg ED for 3 weeks.
sorry, i just remember this right now. and for my buddy which was competitor and began word champion of BB nabba federation it worked well.
it's certainly a great help. the dosage was 2.5 mg ED for 3 weeks.
sorry, i just remember this right now. and for my buddy which was competitor and began word champion of BB nabba federation it worked well.
chocolatemilk
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This is very true. Propecia wasn't banned by WADA for nothing. It is a known steroid masking agent.
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Kane_Red_Machine
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yes i just wish than lakesr read this before to logout.
Solid Snake
Getting Big the Ology Way
check the sponsors for finasteride
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Kane_Red_Machine
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yes, good advise, cause it's faster from sponsor.
noobmuscle
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Look up a device called the Whizzinator. This should solve your dilema. Of course, understand that monitors are trained to look out for such devices, so practice at home befroe your testing day.
Don't wast money on drinks. All they do is dilute your urine. To most testing centers, they count this as a fail just the same becuase it appears as though you attemted to tamper with the test.
As long as they are just doing urine (not blood) the whizzinator will work fine.
Hope this helps (bump me if it does!) lol
Don't wast money on drinks. All they do is dilute your urine. To most testing centers, they count this as a fail just the same becuase it appears as though you attemted to tamper with the test.
As long as they are just doing urine (not blood) the whizzinator will work fine.
Hope this helps (bump me if it does!) lol
tman55
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i have passed drug test in the past with products similar to the Whizzinator, except i rigged them myself. If it is a piss test, you can figure something out. Obviously just pay attention to the piss temp.. If it is a blood test, well I dunno. Not 1.5 years though i don't think. If it is a piss test I would concentrate less on gimmicks and more on ways to make real piss work (maybe someone else's piss).
noobmuscle
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yes they will. They have everything in them that real urine does. Creatine, nutrients, metabolites. The only difference is that it is synthetic (and has no AAS metabolites).
I have personal expereince using the device while on color code for a judicial system several years ago.
Chi23
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ive had to fake drug tests before for court i never had steroids but what i and many people from my town would do was this, it only works if its an unmonitered test(aka no one watching your dick or in the bathroom with you)
just before leaving for your test have a friend,with clean piss, piss in a cup
transfer said pee into something like a small hotel shampoo bottle, make sure it is washed out extremely well!!!
tape one handwarmer around the small hotel shampoo bottle to keep at the right temp
stick in your underwear on inner thigh, wear some sort of boxer briefs or along similar lines
go in to the bathroom and pour bottle contents into urine sample container and place bottle back in underwear, you can piss in the toilet for real if u want to to make it seem legit.
i only recommend any of this if it is a unmonitered test. im not sure where your from but where i am its a class 4 felony if your caught tampering with piss in any way
best of luck bro, hope everything works out for ya
just before leaving for your test have a friend,with clean piss, piss in a cup
transfer said pee into something like a small hotel shampoo bottle, make sure it is washed out extremely well!!!
tape one handwarmer around the small hotel shampoo bottle to keep at the right temp
stick in your underwear on inner thigh, wear some sort of boxer briefs or along similar lines
go in to the bathroom and pour bottle contents into urine sample container and place bottle back in underwear, you can piss in the toilet for real if u want to to make it seem legit.
i only recommend any of this if it is a unmonitered test. im not sure where your from but where i am its a class 4 felony if your caught tampering with piss in any way
best of luck bro, hope everything works out for ya
noobmuscle
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As stated before: practice, practice, practice. Use hot water at home to get good at making the process look as realistic as possible. This will also ensure you are as comfortable as possible with it. That means you will be less nervous (and obvious) when the time comes.
Good luck to you. Keep us updated too. I would like to know how you do!
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