Victorian guy
Banned -- Cant respect a free board
Brothers,
For those following this heart-breaking true tale, let me give you an update. The following events happened after Marvin, a down's-syndrome afflicted lifter at my gym, went ballistic after being banned from the gym(see 'Retarded guy on gear goes beserk').
Well, Nobby and I went to see Marvin. He was being held in an asylum for the criminally insane. He was in a padded room, in a straightjacket, and spent his time running into the walls, screaming.
I got my lawyer to get him out, and a MASSIVE lawsuit is planned. The way the police treated him-I mean, he has DOWN'S SYNDROME, for God's sakes- is reprehensible!
We got him out, and went to a court appearance with him. I gave him a handful of methyltest tabs and a 10cc shot of tren a few hours before his appearance, just to make sure he kept the remarkable gains he's been making. We made it to the hearing, and took our seats. Marvin looked dignified in a suit I had bought him, which had to be specially made to fit his no-neck, stumpy, broad-shouldered mongoloid form. His glasses, with lenses 2 inches thick, heavy black frames and heavy elastic headband, gave him a look of complete ignorance which could only help in this case.
The judge began. "Mr. Marvin Mongo, what do you have to say for yourself?" he asked sternly.
Nobby whispered something in Marvin's ear for at least 15 full seconds, advising him on what to say, no doubt.
Marvin got up and screamed "I fink you awl fookin bastard cocksucking awseholes!!" and ran charging over to the judge, pulled him from his seat on high, threw him to the floor- and lo and behold, it appeared the judge had a wooden leg! Marvin pulled it off and began beating him with it, screaming like a madman the whole time!
Guards quickly tackled Marvin, beat him senseless, cuffed him, and led him out. Nobby and I fell out of our chairs, laughing!
Our defence was going to run along the lines that large amounts of Anabolic Androgenic Steroids (AAS) were the cause of Marvin's outburst, and he ought not to be held responsible. Oh well. Better luck next time!
Well, I think for now the lawsuit ought to be put on hold.
For those following this heart-breaking true tale, let me give you an update. The following events happened after Marvin, a down's-syndrome afflicted lifter at my gym, went ballistic after being banned from the gym(see 'Retarded guy on gear goes beserk').
Well, Nobby and I went to see Marvin. He was being held in an asylum for the criminally insane. He was in a padded room, in a straightjacket, and spent his time running into the walls, screaming.
I got my lawyer to get him out, and a MASSIVE lawsuit is planned. The way the police treated him-I mean, he has DOWN'S SYNDROME, for God's sakes- is reprehensible!
We got him out, and went to a court appearance with him. I gave him a handful of methyltest tabs and a 10cc shot of tren a few hours before his appearance, just to make sure he kept the remarkable gains he's been making. We made it to the hearing, and took our seats. Marvin looked dignified in a suit I had bought him, which had to be specially made to fit his no-neck, stumpy, broad-shouldered mongoloid form. His glasses, with lenses 2 inches thick, heavy black frames and heavy elastic headband, gave him a look of complete ignorance which could only help in this case.
The judge began. "Mr. Marvin Mongo, what do you have to say for yourself?" he asked sternly.
Nobby whispered something in Marvin's ear for at least 15 full seconds, advising him on what to say, no doubt.
Marvin got up and screamed "I fink you awl fookin bastard cocksucking awseholes!!" and ran charging over to the judge, pulled him from his seat on high, threw him to the floor- and lo and behold, it appeared the judge had a wooden leg! Marvin pulled it off and began beating him with it, screaming like a madman the whole time!
Guards quickly tackled Marvin, beat him senseless, cuffed him, and led him out. Nobby and I fell out of our chairs, laughing!
Our defence was going to run along the lines that large amounts of Anabolic Androgenic Steroids (AAS) were the cause of Marvin's outburst, and he ought not to be held responsible. Oh well. Better luck next time!
Well, I think for now the lawsuit ought to be put on hold.
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