Retarded guy on gear goes BESERK pt 2!!!

Victorian guy

Banned -- Cant respect a free board
Brothers,

For those following this heart-breaking true tale, let me give you an update. The following events happened after Marvin, a down's-syndrome afflicted lifter at my gym, went ballistic after being banned from the gym(see 'Retarded guy on gear goes beserk').

Well, Nobby and I went to see Marvin. He was being held in an asylum for the criminally insane. He was in a padded room, in a straightjacket, and spent his time running into the walls, screaming.

I got my lawyer to get him out, and a MASSIVE lawsuit is planned. The way the police treated him-I mean, he has DOWN'S SYNDROME, for God's sakes- is reprehensible!

We got him out, and went to a court appearance with him. I gave him a handful of methyltest tabs and a 10cc shot of tren a few hours before his appearance, just to make sure he kept the remarkable gains he's been making. We made it to the hearing, and took our seats. Marvin looked dignified in a suit I had bought him, which had to be specially made to fit his no-neck, stumpy, broad-shouldered mongoloid form. His glasses, with lenses 2 inches thick, heavy black frames and heavy elastic headband, gave him a look of complete ignorance which could only help in this case.
The judge began. "Mr. Marvin Mongo, what do you have to say for yourself?" he asked sternly.
Nobby whispered something in Marvin's ear for at least 15 full seconds, advising him on what to say, no doubt.
Marvin got up and screamed "I fink you awl fookin bastard cocksucking awseholes!!" and ran charging over to the judge, pulled him from his seat on high, threw him to the floor- and lo and behold, it appeared the judge had a wooden leg! Marvin pulled it off and began beating him with it, screaming like a madman the whole time!
Guards quickly tackled Marvin, beat him senseless, cuffed him, and led him out. Nobby and I fell out of our chairs, laughing!

Our defence was going to run along the lines that large amounts of Anabolic Androgenic Steroids (AAS) were the cause of Marvin's outburst, and he ought not to be held responsible. Oh well. Better luck next time!
Well, I think for now the lawsuit ought to be put on hold.
 
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Poor old Marvin! He just can't get a break. Smuggle some anadrol into him when he's in the loony bin. Then he could break himself out.

I picture him climbing the empire state building roaring at passing bi -planes. lol

Good one Victorian.
 
This cant be real. If it is I have never heard of such ignorance from one person. The cops had ever right to beat the shit out of him if he was resisting arrest and throwing weights at them. The cops were under attack and so was everyone in the gym. I hope marvin spends the rest of his life in prison for assulting the judge like that. And I hope you do some time for encouraging it and acting like a fucking moron and giving him steriods.
 
Apex, its a joke.

I say go forward with the lawsuit. Sometimes the best defense is a good offense. Sue everybody, especially the judge for his "fighting words".
 
apex said:
This cant be real. If it is I have never heard of such ignorance from one person. The cops had ever right to beat the shit out of him if he was resisting arrest and throwing weights at them. The cops were under attack and so was everyone in the gym. I hope marvin spends the rest of his life in prison for assulting the judge like that. And I hope you do some time for encouraging it and acting like a fucking moron and giving him steriods.

I THINK NOT!! The police had no right attacking that poor, hullking, retarded fellow. And I was doing him a favour giving him steroids.
The gym manager STARTED it all, anyway!
What is your major malfunction, numnuts?!!(screaming at the top of my lungs)

I said it was a true story. How dare you insult my integrity!
 
Poor Marvin.... its enough to break your heart.

Juice heads unite!

Let Marvin Go!
Let Marvin Go!
Let Marvin Go!


:soap:
 
For Veggielifterchick and others who doubt that this is true, well it is, 100 percent, and I've bumped the update.
 
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