She's too young for you bro!

[Jusselin]

If her age is on the clock... SHES TOO YOUNG FOR YOU BRO!

if chris hansen pops out and sits you down SHES TOO YOUNG FOR YOU BRO!!!!

If she calls your manhood a winkle dink shes too young for you bro


If she thinks the morning after pill is a flintstone vitamin, she's too young for you bro.


If she drops the L word instead of her panties on the first date, she's too young for you bro .

 

[darkside06]

lol....you crack me up fool!

 

[size_does_matter]

Too funny!!!

 

[Zero V]

Damn...my ex used to take flinstone vitamins(She couldnt swallow pills).

Honestly for some reason I attract 17-20 year old girls....non of which are mature enough for a real relationship except maybe 3 I have met.

 

[hard2gain]

I like my women like I like my scotch. 12 years old and usually mixed up with coke. JK!! Heard that one a while back so I thought I'd share lol.

I won't go under 21 unless she's real hot and still legal.

 

[Spongy]

The problem these days it's hard to tell. I met this girl working at a pharmacy and thought she was cute, so I asked her out. Next thing I know we're heading downtown to the bars and getting a couple drinks. She keeps asking me to get the drinks, I don't think much of it. I get her drinks, we drink, we go home. She starts begging for it, we "consummate the evening" then I ask, "oh, how old are you?"

"19"

"GET OUT."

It's all legal, so whatever, but still. I felt dirty.

 

[mapachi]

I like my women like I like my scotch. 12 years old and usually mixed up with coke. JK!!

Good one

 

[hard2gain]

Did this happen around here spongy?

 

[Zero V]

The problem these days it's hard to tell. I met this girl working at a pharmacy and thought she was cute, so I asked her out. Next thing I know we're heading downtown to the bars and getting a couple drinks. She keeps asking me to get the drinks, I don't think much of it. I get her drinks, we drink, we go home. She starts begging for it, we "consummate the evening" then I ask, "oh, how old are you?"

"19"

"GET OUT."

It's all legal, so whatever, but still. I felt dirty.

Last three girls i talked to were 18, 19, 23....none of them had a clue yet about the world. Its disappointing because you kinda get worked up expecting a relationship.

Since the dirty jokes are abound, I will place one and only one in here.

"If there's grass on the field play ball. If there's not, flip it over and play in the mud"

 

[Jusselin]

Last three girls i talked to were 18, 19, 23....none of them had a clue yet about the world. Its disappointing because you kinda get worked up expecting a relationship.

Since the dirty jokes are abound, I will place one and only one in here.

"If there's grass on the field play ball. If there's not, flip it over and play in the mud"

Ooooooooooooo LOL didn't expect the second part

 

[hard2gain]

I prefer the grass to be cut and no mud! That's just me though!

 

[darkside06]

 

[Spongy]

Did this happen around here spongy?

No, I grew up in Iowa City and was home for a week visiting my parents the summer after I graduated college.

Downtown Iowa City + drinks = Guaranteed good night.

 

[stevenmd]

Honestly for some reason I attract 17-20 year old girls....non of which are mature enough for a real relationship except maybe 3 I have met.

I'm 42 and all I seem to attract are the 18-26 crowd. Although it's flattering, like you said, they have no clue about life.

 

[Zero V]

I'm 42 and all I seem to attract are the 18-26 crowd. Although it's flattering, like you said, they have no clue about life.

I am 25 myself, which is a rough middle area because some girls my age know whats going on finally, but most still don't.

Half of em are getting out of college more confused than before they ever went in.

I am weird though because I have always wanted a family. Wife, couple kids, and an active dog. Do the simple things in life. Life is complicated enough, especially since I am a political person. I would like the rest of it to be as old school as possible lol.

 

[stevenmd]

I am 25 myself, which is a rough middle area because some girls my age know whats going on finally, but most still don't.

Half of em are getting out of college more confused than before they ever went in.

I am weird though because I have always wanted a family. Wife, couple kids, and an active dog. Do the simple things in life. Life is complicated enough, especially since I am a political person. I would like the rest of it to be as old school as possible lol.

Having been married twice with many skeletons in my closet, no political career for me! Not in a hurry to get married so it's quite tempting to have some fun with these 18-26 year olds but it's not really who I am. I'd rather have a relationship with someone I care about and love. I'm an all in or nothing kids of hopeless romantic.

 

[Sassytassie84]

Its funny... I have always attracted the 23-35 (I know large range) but lately, its been the young boys! 22-26. grr.... I want a MAN not a boy! It seems all the older (my age and up) good guys are already in a relationship. I'm not trying to be someone's cougar at the ripe age of 27! I hate LA, no one talks to ya and if they do it's not because they want to get to know you. Its because they want to get to know you with your pants off. Bleh.

If she still watches Power Rangers, she's too young for you bro!
If she has led lights in her shoes, she's too young for you bro!
She still watches Disney Channel? She's too young for you bro!
If you have to penetrate her mother's uterus, she's too young for you bro. (haha)
If her mom still picks her clothes out, she's too young for you bro!

Thats all I got...

 

[Jusselin]

If she gets excited when she hears the ice cream truck, shes too young for you bro!

If she plays with her animal crackers, shes too young for you bro!

If the only thing she sucks is a lolipop, shes to young for you bro !

If the only weiner she puts in her mouth is oscar meyer, shes too young for you bro!

If she thinks smooshing is something you do to bugs, shes too young for you bro!

if she thinks the only thing that can be blown are bubbles, shes too young for you bro!

If her favorite toy doesnt vibrate, ;shes to young for you bro

If shes too young for you, shes too young for you bro!

If she takes her walk of shame on a big wheel, shes too young for you bro

 

[Georgia]

lol classic