What do you think of my new mistress

ive never seen a woman with such a big waist. what is that like a 40" waist?

you never learn young man. what did i tell you?

As long as your shoulders are at least 15-20" bigger around then your waist, you're A-OK.
 
ok fruitcake, anyone else is allowed to comment on my pretty mouth, except you. You know why? Because of this below.

1. Believe it or not? I choose NOT. lol
2. Who lists their stats in their sig anyway? Is that in case you forget?
3. Who the fuck do you think cares how big your calves are?

He Forgot to put that he has a swallow tattoo in his stats...
 
Oh boy - a bunny tattoo and a tampon string all in the same view!

... And a modern retro fit - Just a little snug around the bosoms.

Oh Hercules Hercules!!! :naughty:
 
I has a sad now:(

mich... please edit your sig.

Its advice with a "C", not advise with an "S".

Thanks.

And I have no fingertips because Pickle gets off on my burning my fingers on the eye of the stove and then shoving them in his ass one at a time.

I know its weird... but he's my man!
 
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