What is the board's take on diet sodas?

Sugar AND sugar free?!?

Bro seriously, SERIOUSLY bro - your like, going to get double the cancer and like die twice or something.

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Bro you think so dawg? I read if you drink a sugar free one dat cancels out the sugar one bro.

I thought the sugar free one was the ancillary for the sugar one brospeh...no?
 
Bro you think so dawg? I read if you drink a sugar free one dat cancels out the sugar one bro.

I thought the sugar free one was the ancillary for the sugar one brospeh...no?

You are absolutely correct, just like if you oversalt something you just need to add pepper and it cancels out the salt. That is why they put them together at the table all the time.


EDIT: In full disclosure, I actually thought this when I was in the single digit age bracket.
 
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I will point out that Caffeine Free Diet Mountain Dew is an abomination and the harbinger of all the ills currently plaguing mankind.

Pretty sure caffeine and sugar free Mountain Dew is really what caused Ebola. I mean, why on earth else would you drink vegetable oil?
 
Pretty sure caffeine and sugar free Mountain Dew is really what caused Ebola. I mean, why on earth else would you drink vegetable oil?

Obviously to hit your daily micro nutrient intake if you fell short on the whole food option. Duh!!

Meat is to protein power as vegetables are to vegetable oil no?
 
Bro you think so dawg? I read if you drink a sugar free one dat cancels out the sugar one bro.

I thought the sugar free one was the ancillary for the sugar one brospeh...no?

Bro you need to get your head out of your ass, use some common sense, and realise that sugar free + sugar = STDs & transgender.

Plenty of hidden evidence PROVING that diet drinks give men gonorrhoea - all those aspartame metabolites get saturated in your ballsack for weeks & weeks.

Sugar has a synergy with aspartame that alters your dna, changes your brains chemical makeup & turns your STD nightmare into a fullblown transgender transformation.
You'll wake up one morning with this urge to dress up like a woman, go shopping with the girls & try on shoes that you never plan on fucking buying bro!!

I'm just looking out for my bros, I've READ too much HIDDEN evidence to allow you guys to ruin your lives like this :)
 
Bro you need to get your head out of your ass, use some common sense, and realise that sugar free + sugar = STDs & transgender.

Plenty of hidden evidence PROVING that diet drinks give men gonorrhoea - all those aspartame metabolites get saturated in your ballsack for weeks & weeks.

Sugar has a synergy with aspartame that alters your dna, changes your brains chemical makeup & turns your STD nightmare into a fullblown transgender transformation.
You'll wake up one morning with this urge to dress up like a woman, go shopping with the girls & try on shoes that you never plan on fucking buying bro!!

I'm just looking out for my bros, I've READ too much HIDDEN evidence to allow you guys to ruin your lives like this :)

Does this mean from now on I will be forced to wear the dreaded condom?!?!?!?!!!!!!

OHHH THE MADNESS!!! :(
 
Does this mean from now on I will be forced to wear the dreaded condom?!?!?!?!!!!!!

OHHH THE MADNESS!!! :(

Don't be silly. Boys can't get preggers, and everyone knows squirting lemon juice on your yam sack cures all diseases. Duhhhh. :wiggle:
 
How can that be right?

If a guy asks for a 'diet' soda - it means he is aware of calorie intake and wants to do something to limit it.

If a person didn't give a fuck about calorie intake, they wouldn't give a shit whether their coke was normal or diet.

A person who orders a diet soda is less likely to order junk food - that's a given!

this was a statistical analysis i read a while back..

i didn't say people are compelled to eat more when they drink diet soda, i said more "over weight" people drink diet soda and eat more calories because they think they have leeway with diet soda..
 
this was a statistical analysis i read a while back..

i didn't say people are compelled to eat more when they drink diet soda, i said more "over weight" people drink diet soda and eat more calories because they think they have leeway with diet soda..

Don't they actually have diet leeway as a result? Just as if they drank water, they would have "saved" calories that can be consumed elsewhere (i.e. more chicken breast).
 
I think its this.......

They order whatever fast food they want, no more, no less than usual. But, order a diet soda over a regular soda to feel less guilty or to justify in their own mind their actions of eating the food they shouldnt be eating.
 
Yep^

Doesn't really apply to guys like us that consume it for the sole reason of saving calories and still satisfying that sweet tooth.
 
Correct me if I am wrong, but PrinceD and Schredder, aren't both of you Obese? Or at least Overweight per the BMI tables? :-)
 
BMI table. Lmao. Yes, according to that absolutely USELESS measuring tool, I am well into the obese category.

They order whatever fast food they want, no more, no less than usual. But, order a diet soda over a regular soda to feel less guilty or to justify in their own mind their actions of eating the food they shouldnt be eating.

You are one of the Obese!
 
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